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The Gustatory Republic of Yömakkara is the smallest nation in the world, the size of one housing block, located within Hämeenlinna, Finland. It's best, and only known for It's extremely tasty grill food, served at Turuntie 22, by the Ari "Arska" Niemelä. The official website for the nation is yomakkara.yö, but for the Grill, it's yomakkara.fi

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In 2017, the house, Turuntie 22 declared independence, due to the rise of taxes in Hämeenlinna, and created a low tax nation, just like the US. In 2018, the nearby houses decided to declare themselves a part of Yömakkara. The Finnish government declared war, but to settle the matter truly, there was a grilling competition in Eino Leinon puisto, Hämeenlinna. The judge was Donald Trump, whom had accidentaly flown to Finland instead of Russia to play golf with Putin. It was Ari Niemelä vs Tommi Tuominen, a tv chef and restaurant chain owner. Trump decided Ari won easily with his magnificient "Moonburger". Finland gave independence to the nation on April 18, 2018

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