Talk:Mapperdonian memes/@comment-5590986-20160129173717

since I cannot find josh's blog about jokes or something, here it is. ;

Normal Version:

(Two guys are sitting at a bar, both seem to be discussing a debate, probably questioning their lives while their empty glasses are in hand.)

Guy 1 (i'll call him Mann): So let me get this straight, you are telling me that, in order to know more about life and yourself, you need to shed your ethics and morality?

Guy 2 (I'll call him Enfield): That's right!

Mann: That's impossible, there must be some good and bad in this world.

Enfield: Well why don't you tell that to the Europeans who pirate cracked games? Every human being has done something bad in their lives that the others judge because of their different standards. We made the rules of morality and ethics through our laws, and teaching our children that it is bad to break the law. People lie and cheat all the time, people will usually try to cheat to get ahead/an advantage in life.

Mann: Does it work for you?

Enfield: Well of course it does, I wouldn't have a masters degree on human psychology and get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year have I? Theres only one time it doesn't work for me.

Mann: And what is that?

Enfield: I tried to cheat one time on a test and I ended up getting a D in my Life skills exam.

(Alternate Ending)

Enfield: Well of course it does, I wouldn't have a masters degree on human psychology and get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year have I? Theres only one time it doesn't work for me.

Mann: And what is that?

Enfield: I tried to cheat one time on a test and I ended up getting a D in my Life skills exam.

Mann: Oh I see.... are you European?