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January 4th, 2025 - After stealing some CRISPR tech from the Tyranids, the Western Cartel modifies horses with narwhal DNA to create the first real unicorns.

January 9th, 2025 - Because Vanellope von Schweetz wants a unicorn, she demands one from the Western Cartel or they will be "taken over by Disney princesses". The Western Cartel doesn't take the threat seriously and decides to put a unicorn up for auction. The Neo-Shugarist Cartel clearly doesn't have enough money for the highest bid.