Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26044830-20170808113129/@comment-15419758-20180117221737

Nov-Dec 1546 - Ethan III kidnaps Ethan Trump, supposedly to "save him from Porgs".

Jan-Feb 1548 - The year 1547 is skipped because some drunk Porg at the calendar factory back in December of the first 1545 forgot it was New Year's and accidentally caused 1545 to repeat. They are fired, the error is corrected, and the months of the second 1545 are renamed after all 12 flavors of Tide Pod to distinguish dates. To make up for the confusion, the new 1548 calendar has a picture of Big Shaq saying "the ting goes skrra" for September, which makes it the dankest month since August 1529.

Mar-Apr 1548 - Tudor meets with the King of The Void, known as Viper, to be crowned Duke of The Void.