Thread:Flaming Spaghetti Monster/@comment-26847796-20150603110420/@comment-6812733-20150603140925

2015, Russia faces humiliation from the West. Putin's advisors come to him to inform if it's time to launch "the operation". Putin walks into Kremlin's basement where scientists are working hard on a cryo capsule. The capsule is open. A voice is heard across Europe as loud as thunder. "Comrades, are we ready for another Patriotic War?"

In Germany, Merkel and the german government begin their plan after hearing the voice. They venture into the old bunker, said to have been buried and destroyed by the soviets, finding an old man sitting by a dog. "Meine freunde, is it time for a little Lebensraum?"

Queen Elizabeth goes to the Tower of London, to release the man who is sitting by a window, smoking a pipe. "Jolly good ol' chap. Are we up for another round?"