User blog:AenMaps/Diego is a fraud and a heathen - do not give him staff privileges

DiegoIdePersia. The unassuming person would think nothing of that internet moniker. But when I (and many other like-minded intellectuals in this established community) see this username, I think of blood and fire. I think of death in great magnitudes, in scales never before seen on this virgin Terra. His name brings fear into the minds of every child, terror and pain into the minds of every cartographic content creator. He is Lucifer himself, and to think that a member of staff, AN ESTABLISHED MEMBER OF STAFF, would court Satan himself for a moderating role in this quaint community is blasphemous and tyrannical.

Do not be fooled by his unassuming nature. Let me tell you a story. I have been away for quite some time because of this monster. There I was, meditating in the Himalayas, when I hear a faint rustling behind a bush. As an intellectual, I have a duty to this planet, and so I shoot the bush and a boy drops down dead out of it. To my horror, his body contorts and he screams as he transforms into Lucifer himself, and tells me that he will raze Gaia herself by first taking over Mapperdonia. Foolishly, he told me his plan, and so here I am raising an army through this blog post.

Of course, we should not forget Priceless, who is most likely a clay golem created by Lucifer to incense evil. To defeat Lucifer, we must all pray to a great mind, a great intellectual. Perhaps that is me, who knows. I would be honoured if it were me.

Hail Satan, and good day.