Taydommanio

This is a WIP Note: This was a former Official Nation, however it doesn't mean it's not important.

Keywords:

You will come across plenty of words that apply to this fictional world that you may have never heard of before.
 * SODS - Solar Systems
 * Uvapire - Great form of a Groxdui Empire
 * Spice - A very costly trade item, most commonly used for money
 * Spode - God... possibly Steve? *Wink wink*
 * LT - One million years
 * Inapire - A communist like nation
 * Beathen - Home planet. Learn more here: Beathen

Taydommanio's summary
The Galactic Empire of Taydommanio is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and irreverence toward religion. The carefree population of 4.7 quadrillion Tazicoons have lots of rights!

The sizeable and efficient Taydodan economy, worth 7.33 sextillion daskus a decade, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 21,959 daskus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of grueling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and the children of Taydommanio are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taydommanio's national animal is the Wobble D Wobble.

The great mothership of Taydommanio is the only major ship they have. It by far, is the most feared and powerful ship ever created, as it is even bigger than the average sized small star! 4 billion hard-working Tazicoons operate a large ship with anti-matter thrusters the size of cities! Attached is two diamond/titanium coated arms with two man-made planets that will shoot 100 nonillion tonnes of red-matter bombs, destroying entire star clusters in nano-seconds!

Taydommanio is ranked 'secondary guard' of the Grand Council. They are founder of the Tiy alliance, a large alliance against the deeply disturbed Grox. They control over 30 billion solar systems. They have 9 different planets of 'Universe's desire.
 * 1) Beathen
 * 2) Earth
 * 3) Cubaire
 * 4) Trantifes
 * 5) Mars
 * 6) Afleans
 * 7) Morccocos
 * 8) Nadoesi-A
 * 9) Nadoesi-B

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Formation of Taydommanio (19.6 LT)
Shorty after the "Hafwa Hgaj" war, or just "Nuclear War", Tayland had reached a point where it they could go though hyper-space. Within that power, Riylqr Villinas had decided to change the national name to "Taydommanio" as they outgrew their own home planet. Great things are to be achieved in this grand era.

Upon reaching 83,000 sods, Taydommanio had already explored an entire sector. The people they met were very nice... well, most looking at Balasre and Lujardia. These two Intergalactic Empires were rude and demanded money from everyone, either because of Spode, or super-weapon testing. Their treating demands got to a boiling point when Taydommanio uncontrollably attacked them both, to become victorious! The issue occurs however, the death rate left by the killer wars was far too much to handle, thus Taydommanio focused more on terraforming planets.

Teraformization costed Taydommanio 85 sextillion duskus per planet, plumetting them into major issues with their weak economy. The tide turned when terraformed planets with purple spice happened to be raided by pirates a lot. Taydadians started wondering if it was a good trade item. Their first offer was to Mookulife, which they amazingly offered 1.1 quadrillion per storage. Taydommanio moved on to Ceall, who was startled at the hundreds of purple spice storage and offered 46.3 quadrillion per storage! Taydommanio knew it would save them if they found the best deal, and found that Morkiguars gave 173.7 quadrillion per storage!! A golden age dawned upon Taydommanio.

Alliance of Yehes Koltia (28.3 LT)
E-5 was mostly peaceful. With these untouched relations floating about, their cunning diplomats went out to ally everybody they possibly could. Over 120 missions were took and victorious! They even dismantled the TX-5000.

Here is the list of nations that was won over by Taydommanio: This information will be important:
 * Scorpas
 * Mookulife
 * Ceall
 * Aleleaps
 * Morkiguars
 * Wobas Fa Gluq
 * Bowsie
 * Pollastix
 * Caslny
 * Kordocaseeas
 * Scorpas (Annexed by Taydommanio)
 * Mookulife (Annexed by Scorpas)
 * Ceall (Series of eco-disasters wiped them out)
 * Aleleaps (Joined uber-nation)
 * Morkiguars (Annexed by Scorpas)
 * Wobas Fa Gluq (Annexed by Aleleaps)
 * Bowsie (Annexed by Scorpas)
 * Pollastix (Integrated into Taydommanio)
 * Caslny (Silent and done nothing)
 * Kordocaseeas (Joined uber-nation)

Philosophy of Chance (31.7 LT)
After many painful years of deciding which philosophy Taydommanio would take, they finally settled into Chance, as it is the best form of diplomat philosophy's there is. Aleleaps taught them all about it for 5 Novillion duskus. They traveled far out where they allied five different nations and created a sentient nation of their official animal, Wobble D Wobble.

Colonization Wars (35.3 LT)
The colonization wars was a series of wars that took place against mostly the same people. There were seven different empires/inapires that started to mass colonize empty sectors. Obviously this angered too many smaller nations for being left over pathetically weak. It at some point got so bad that the Grox and Grand Council had full scale wars with the colonist. Taydommanio was targeted by the most nations, including the Grox.

Eight different sectors were holding major Taydodan colonies: A-8, A-12, B-25, C-14, E-0, E-2, E-4 and E-31.

Earth (36 LT)
The war-raged planet with one of the oldest species in the galaxy: Humans, were uncovered by Janncs Reqsas. He was a colonist that managed to escape the Colonization wars, getting lucky to find that there was a legendary in his sight.

Just before the Banazan Empire reached it, Janncs started the colony up, knowing he would gain much sod (solar systems) in the process. The sector was mainly empty, just before a sudden burst of annoying nations popped up when Bainis failed his conquest. The planet was mainly made of modern day humans, yet nothing like older humans. Everyone was juggling between what they should do: wipe out, vassalize or leave. In the end, they sent their former self, Tayland! Once landed, they scanned how the world changed... to understand if they were galactic, they'd be a warmonger.

Inferring from the information, Tayland left in a style of collapsing. Canada-Australia was the most peaceful nation on the planet, thus giving them very powerful technology that races out of their own. Great Georgia/Miracium had itself expand rapidly across the globe... only be wiped out by the Grox. The Grox invasion of Earth resulted in the death of Janncs' colony! Taydommanio left Earth alone since. The Grand Council was left looking after Canada-Australia.

Here is the stats of the spy nation: "The Democratic Republic of Tayland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and digital currency. The hard-working, cynical population of 246 million Taylandics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.""The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.""The very strong Taylandic economy, worth 12.7 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 51,538 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.""All new 'spies' are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and Tayland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tayland's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation."

The Great Scorpaso-Taydodian War (42.5 LT)
If you ask someone what was the worst embarrassment in history, it'd be this without a doubt. Taydommanio was planning on backstabbing Scorpas after feeding him lots of money to engulf all his allies. Clearly this plan seemed far too obvious. Though the Grand Council did regret this choice, they knew they had to secretly help Scorpas to teach Taydommanio a lesson and save them from collapse.

Scorpasians dreamed of taking the wealth from Taydommanio, so they did! The sucked the purple spice colones to non-existence, they trashed Beathen, the scrolls of Steve were long gone and the 860 year plan was leaked. Taydommanio was purposely targeted in the tragic event by other nations. In the process, there was an estimate of 5,890,000,000 sods lost.

By the moment Taydommanio's pathetically weak army slowly and tediously tried flying home, everything they put all their effort into was destroyed. From there, Taydommanio got up an actual military that was somewhat feared when the Scorpas surrendered. Aleleaps got the final hit, when destroying Scorpas' home world.

Facts

 * The Motto in their language is: "Jrb-o olado¦rha qu'nae".
 * Their language has 35 letters.
 * Their IQ had to be extended to a maximum of 225.
 * Permission to have children is required.
 * Scorpas killed off 60% of their population, without leaving any governor alive.
 * The Tiy Alliance was actually formed by the Grox.
 * They once had as much money as 946,025 Nonillion.
 * Half a million animals are eaten every second in Taydommanio.
 * Wobble D Wobbles surprisingly only make up 0.07% of Taydommanio's animal population.
 * Alongside that, only 1.004% of their planets are sustainable for life.
 * Gd¦insa doo¦sba quinas yuo`r¦z`as h¤fica kijjjol*.