User blog:Coolmax260/EPIC MAP BATTLES

'''GERMANY! VERSUS! POLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!'''

Güten tag, Poland, you seem rather Sick-orski I heard you wanted a fight Well, I can win another invasion 'cause I don't see your winged knights

You can't decide if you're grey or white You don't have a bark So don't even try to bite

Oh look, it's the country that never won a fight Every time you tried, we trapped you tight It's your own fault you can't make good leaders And your history just bored readers

Need I bring my parter Lithuania To show you how brainy-we-are* Because when we combine into a mighty Duchy Europe's armies won't be so touchy against me

* it rhymes in a british accent okay