HHK (Happy Hungry Kingdom)

''This is about Happy Hungry Kingdom as a Futuristic Nation. To get data about the Official Nation, see HHK (ON) ''

HappynHungry's official nation. It is an absolute monarchy. The HHK also is the largest ON because hey, why should all that beautiful Canadian tundra go unclaimed? It also goes formally by the Empirial Confederation of Matrion or Matrion. NOTE: Remember how big Miracium was at its peak? The HHK its bigger at is official Borders because we like claiming open land. The HHK once owned 61.31398242% of the world's territory.

Alternate/Historic names

 * Matrionic Order
 * City of Matrion
 * Matrionic League
 * Empirial Confederation of Matrion
 * Donut state of Americus
 * Happy Hungry State

Basics:
Population: 456,867,930

Crime: 0.01 Uncaught criminals per 10000

Military: 8,900,000 troops 20,000,000 reserves 770 warships 2,546 planes 1,777 nukes 100,000 WMCs (Weapons of Mass Consumption) 1 Turkey Sandwich

War time: 3 days per 10 years

Capital: Matrion

Average Yearly Salary: $421,823

Exports: Donuts, Iron, Power, Food, Lumber, Cloth

Comic Sans is illegal

Leaders:
Matthew I (the great) 2044-2101 (died of natural causes)

Nicholas I 2101-2124 (Matthew I's grandson, abducted by flying spaghetti monster O_o)

Maximillian (the clumsy) I 2124-2193 (Nicholas I's son, died in terrorist attack from Jazavinid military)

Matthew II 2193-2255 (Maximillian I's great-grandson, died of natural causes)

Naerii I 2255-2299 (Matthew II's granddaughter, died in a car accident)

Herio I 2300-2337 (Naerii I's son, drowned on a sinking ship)

Faerinios I 2337- 2416 (Herio I's son)

Matthew III 2416-2512 (Died in the War of One)

Matthew IV - Matthew MCXVII (Kings during the absent age)

History:
Episode 4:

On July 14, 2044, the HHK was granted independence by the UN. As a young nation, it decided to be an absolute monarchy. It's young government made early life difficult and the country was filled with conspirists and members of the illuminati. But soon, the North American nations collapsed due to an invasion led by Kim Jong Un, giving the HHK the ability to expand. Soon the HHK dominated the east coast. In 2052, the HHK entered a war and annexed Quebecc, Florida, and Reichenmerica. Soon, the HHK took over the continent in the 2060 war. In 2065, the HHK was attacked by the 4th reich, but had joined a coalition with the Taipei republic and India. In 2070, rebellions popped up all over the 4th reich, so it got owned pretty quickly, leading to a long period of Happy Hungry dominance over the world

Episode 5:

HHK entered WW4 after Baffinia attacked them. They soon crushed them and started fighting in Europe and North Africa (Although North Africa was neutral)

Episode 6:

HHK won WW4

Episode 10:

HHK civil war

Episode 2-3:

The Eastern U.S. nations, created by the 18 survivors of the war, resume their fighting over who is the successor to the HHK. They also watch as colonization begins.

Wards and Counts
The HHK is divided into wards that are divided into counts.

Matrion
Matrion is the capital district of the HHK. It is not divided into counts.

Eestarlan
Eestarlan is the second most populated ward in the HHK. It is also holds many cities like Eestria, Valak, and Grantario. The grand count of the ward is Delmar Estria
 * 1) Dallai
 * 2) Batonia
 * 3) Rounis
 * 4) Orleans de la Nova
 * 5) Jackar
 * 6) El Sourt
 * 7) Orlan
 * 8) Alarta
 * 9) Savan
 * 10) Chartel
 * 11) Roanke
 * 12) Ralor
 * 13) Delmar Estria
 * 14) Jersey de la Nova
 * 15) Lubbonov
 * 16) Grantar
 * 17) Boiset

Centfarm
Centfarm is the backbone of Happy Hungry food production, and is 95% agricultural. The grand count of this ward is Pallia.

Carbas
Carbas is a very tropical area and a major tourist attraction, making billions of dollars a year in some counts. The grand count of this ward is Carba.

Culture
The HHK has a religious divide. 73.7% worship Divine Donut. 26.2% are Jewish and .1% were thrown into the giant soup pit. It is known for many food related holidays including a holiday where everyone jumps into a pool of glaze and proceed to consume it. HHK citizens are kind and light hearted, unless you offend the King, then you'll be executed via 400 degree Celsius pasta sauce on the spot. The HHK also is home of the Kararu, a minority in Centfarm.

HHKball
HHKball likes to brag to the European Countryballs about how it has no disputes and is huge. It is very kind otherwise.