User blog:Tenaciosu-san/The Ethan Files

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''Ok, welcome to The Ethan Files. ''

''Today, a strange blog post appeared. [https://thefutureofeuropes.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:EthanKoenigsberg/The_worst_New_Year_Resolution_that_I_have_declared. This one.] It looks like it's made by Ethan, I might be wrong tho. It also could be TOLF or a random furry who hacked his account. Anyway, it is called "The worst New Year Resolution that I have declared.". Yes, that is pretty suspicious. Now I'll  show you the most mysterious thing about the whole thing: ''

"No, you can't comment here because I know what you might say. Cos its almost 2019, I must do something for 2019 in the most nasty way possible. Reading furry books."

''Yes, I am as shocked as you are. Is Ethan a furry? Firstly, I couldn't believe it, so I looked for evidence that Ethan is not a furry. But here's what I found:''

"So I'm going to dare myself to read four furry books for 2019 (preferably novels). I might update this, probably not but it's something that I would like to do."

''Wait, what? Ethan likes furry novels? Okay, whatever.''

So I have two three possible explainations for this:

1. 'Ethan's account is hacked by a random weeb hacker.  2. 'Ethan is crazy. 3. I'm hallucinating.

''I think that it's either 1. or 3. because I can't imagine Ethan as a furry. Imagine his new username: EthanFurryberg? EthanWeeaberg? EthanAnimeberg? EthanNanib- All right, I will stop here.''

''Thank you for wasting your time by reading this blog post. Have a nice day.''