Tuvalu Ulterior



-Czech Ulterio Tuvalu Tuvalu Ulterior Dependent and part of Taiwan (Utuval Rulterio in tuvalí cult ○ ⌡ịvΰð ≠ ≠ ịð⌡ћ ţΔ in tuvalí vulgar.) Is an island and a country, as well as an accident (non-geographic) north Pacific, located between the United Foes of Micronesia and the Indian Ocean. Its current capital is Ukelele. It is a country located in Oceania, and like most of them abundant pequeñismo. It has become a world power and occupies all a giant island, which is commonly called AISL Egigant, despite having an area of ​​10,000 km2 / 500 and since 1980, belongs to the Pauper of Andorra Empire. (Although they are to become independent) live they surrounded by sea and not limited to any territory, only with water and more water. and according to the Constitution R'po S'mi S'cojone of Tuvalu, the official language is Tuvalí (or Ítuval) and only 99.99% of the population speaks ill, the other 0.01% can not speak. According to the GDP (Gross Infernal Product), the world economy of Tuvalu is in the 183 (the end of the entire list), and that is because Uncle2.jpg, the current president, spent all in beauty products in a attempt to be the leading man of the year. This country is famous for characters appearing on international lists as former President Tio1.jpg, the famous Mula Francis, and the horrific women who have participated or won the Aseñorit D'fealda for 40 consecutive years.

Here the major attacks have occurred in the history of the Islamic empire reaching kill 200 times more people than those killed on 9/11 (in other words DOUBLE are 2 times ... so imagine 200 times).

History
Prehistory, Early History and Old Age.

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Middle Ages.

The average age came when the first king, King Mondo, Mondo built the castle located in Bikini. His hand was hard and punish anyone who will call it the way it is (King Mondo, Mondo King, His Majesty, etc.), but it was not cutting heads, if not that punishment was sexual, knights puntita table, they could abuse sinners.

the first church Pastafari, with the first papacy initiated by Pope Noes was created. The cathedral, built with bricks slaves and poor quality (not what they believe, not slaves built, if they were cement), he served as a symbol of pasta for many years. the historic festival meatballs, where everyone wore the traditional Acolader, a hat with holes was created.

Modern Age.

In 1660, there comes a game of British from India willing to violate every woman and living as wild animals civilize region, come to make war against the Tuvaluan. England won the war and the country's name was changed to Obenglafod.

As it was logical, from 1665-1890 England abuse of women in Tuvalu (called Bitches) and the other inhabitants. In 1890 receives independence, freaked the English with odorous farts in the revolution imposed by Saseoso O'ped him and promulgate its first constitution, the name is changed again to Tuvalu Ulterior. In 1891, Tuvalu divides the state into three Zonquejos, called Kelloggs, Plastic and Kelbo and the first president who was L'manue Tuvaluano O'melan that lasted many years in office appears.

Contemporary age.

In 1934 they begin to appear new Zonquejos, Mekago, moflete and Elado. At the beginning of World War II, Tuvalu Ulterior allied with Spain and everything passes through the lining, after starting the bloody conflict with the chiquitistaní state. At the end of the war, Tuvalu was one of the governments that provided more help to the German people, because it was the only one who did not send troops to loot the houses left standing.

2nd World War.

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End of 20th century.

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21th Century.

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Government and Politics.
Tuvalu is a constitutional monarchy sometimes guarded. violating anti-goats in 1982 this constitution was approved after a hard slam dunk contest between party leaders and pro-goats violating the Party.

Under the constitution the chief executive tuvalí is the PEDETE, or President of the United (Epedet, l'Epresident of Orein). Below are the ministers (s'ministr) and counselors (s'consejero) do not send much, but make lump. Actually the most influential in the shadow of Pedete charges are the people who hold the positions of R'muje and A'suegr no possible translation into Spanish.

International relations.

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Geography
The total area of ​​Tuvalu Ulterior, having its overseas territories, Australia and Eurasia is 28,987,213 km2, and its population is about 12,000,000 approximately, although this figure is not accurate, because the high rate of hangings modifies ingentemente the population.

There are high elevations, such as Mt. Cabrón, 2100 Tbm (Tuvalumetros), where the obsevatorio of Cristoperdióelmechero, one of the largest in the universal world is located. The famous steppe tuvalí is situated in the center of the island, forming a cozy and tropicosiberiano current climate. In the western part of the country are enriched plutonium reserves, which give the area a very nice green aspect, which many times has caused accidental deaths.

Demography
Tuvalí authentic race (black above, white below) constitutes 56% of the population of the island. The largest group of foreigners is made, of course, Andorrans, who constitute 39%. The remaining 5% consists of amorphous hybrid drawn from government failed experiments. Although the largest group are the pigs.

The exact population is 4.000'000.000'000.000'000.001 inhabitants according to the 2005 census, which had a margin of error of 87%.

Population: 12,213,887. Men 3% Women 18% Martians and other entities / beings 80%.
 * 0-14: 2%.
 * 14-64: 88%.
 * +65: 8%.
 * +189: 2%.

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