User blog:DickHairyson/Minecraft Steve

Alright guys it's my Minecraft parody

it's called Mine Oddity

Oddidy


 * Clears Minecrafter Throat *

i'm going to sing it

'Cause i wrote it

in Notepad

Please leave a like and have no hate

because I - I'm - I'm just

i'm just practicing singing

Diamond Sword to Major Steve

Diamond Sword to Major Steve

Take your speed potion and put your diamond helmet on

Diamond Sword to Major Steve

Closing my Minecraft doors chests are empty.

Check your pickaxe, and may Notch love be with you

(whisper) transgender

This is Diamond Sword to Major Steve

You're gonna find diamonds

And the creepers wanna know if you have much armor

Now it's time to dig straight down if you dare!

This is Major Steve to Diamond Pickaxe

I'm mining some obsidian

And it's taking very long, why does it have to?

And tonight lapis doesn't look like diamonds!

From here I have 16 torches left

Noo more coal!

The mines are getting darker and there's nothing I can do...

(Instrumental)

Though I've mined almost 100 diamonds, I'm getting very low on health

And I think my diamond pickaxe is about to break!

Please tell Notch I love him very much.

He knows!

Diamond Sword to Major Steve

Your sword just broke, there's creepers near!

Can I fight 'till I decease? (x3)

Can I fight all these creepers here's a way out

I see some grass

The mine is getting lighter, and I'm almost getting through.

(It's a good song)

