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February 11th, 2024 - The Lazytown mind control satellite is hacked by an unknown cartel, and soon members of the Lazy Cartel start feeling its effects.

February 17th, 2024 - The BFDI Object Swarm pushes into Maine, with a goal of taking over New England.

February 25th, 2024 - Scientologists in Mexico and central America all defect to the Irkens after having periods of drunkeness and stupidity for the past week. The Irkens reveal they hacked Lazytown's satellite, and have the potential power of enslaving the world if they want to. They use the threat of this ability like that of a nuke to subdue their enemies.

February 29th, 2024 - SS Australia launches a missile into space to intercept the mind control satellite, but it misses and falls back to earth in the Pacific Ocean. The Irkens then incapacitate SS Australia as punishment for the attempt, and revive the Dinosaur Cartel.