User blog comment:KpTroopaFR/Kp's Survey of the Week/@comment-26247925-20170104201357

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I am an extranormal super potato with extraordinary powers! I cannot ponder on crushes?!? I must defeat my enemy, the evil Dr. Broccoli. Let me tell you all about him instead of chasing him.

I was minding my own business, taking photos of girls in the girls locker room. It was completely ordinary at the time. I had just relieved myself watching this sweet girl, Anne Granger, when there was a huge explosion. I had a potato in my pocket, so I fused with it for some strange reason. I guess she must have had a piece of broccoli in her pocket or something? I hate broccoli.

Anyway, I had gained incredible powers, then I became friends with this tomato and a talking chicken. (Although, to be fair, all of us talk and have intelligence, so... urgh, what am I saying) Then a group of trees were terrorizing my home university - McDonalds' Hamburger university - but I stopped them! And so, I took my superhero name - Twinklestar Butterscotch!!!

Dr. Broccoli became my worst enemy after I leaked pics of her former hot human self nude from that night in the locker room. To be honest, I don't know why she cares. She isn't getting that body back. She's the ugly healthy ass she is now, and forever.

So yeah. I am in a never ending battle with a teenage girl-turned-evil superbroccoli. But know this - I will fight her, I will defeat her, and I-


 * splat*

''Twinklestar Butterscotch is impaled on a large shard of glass. Fedex laughs at what amazing thing he has done, then drives back to Dr. Broccoli's lair, where they proceed to make babies.''

The end.