Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26044830-20170808113129/@comment-15419758-20180117225609

Jul-Aug 1548 - Franklin Delano Roosevelt breaks t!t teleport so they're stuck.

Sep-Oct 1548 - September is so dank that man's never hot all around the world.

Nov-Dec 1548 - Several groups of Porgs in Africa revolt from the Porg Empire and declare independence in many small states. They then realize they're weak divided, and unite to form the Union of Shithole Countries, electing Danoal Tiromf as their leader.