Peridot Empire

The Peridot Empire is a dank nation located in North America. It has two vassals called Baja Centifornia and Lapistan (which border the Peridot Empire to the west and northwest respectively). It also borders the United States and Jasper Lands to the north and it is separed from Tlacuache Mexico by the Rio Garnet to the south. It is currently ruled by Peridorito the Dank and humans coexist peacefully with gems within the nation and its vassals.

History
A young man called Edward Egbert was sitting on his chair watching Steven Universe and everything was going normally until he activitated a dimensional portal by accident, allowing the SU universe to merge with our reality and creating a new universe. The result was a weird mix of SU's Universe and Ours, for example, the planet was massively changed like in SU because gems, but stuff like WW2 and Trump did happen in this new universe.

Edward Egbert then meet the so-called leader of the Crystal Gems, a Peridot. Edward and Peridot became good friends and they both agreed on trying to make dank memes.

Meanwhile, Trump won the elections after proposing stuff like banning all gems from existance, and he renamed the USA to Trump's Territory. Because of this the Crystal Gems made a terrorist attack against Trump while yelling "ROSE QUARZ IS THE GREATEST!", Trump however did not die, and a war between the Crystal Gems and Trump's Territory occurred.

The war mostly consisted of guerrilla warfare since the Crystal Gems did not hold into any territory and they were forced to only do small, sporadic attacks. Peridot got bored because of this and she decided to try and take over Mexico with help of Edward Egbert. Surprisingly, they found little resistance as Mexicans were tired of having bad presidents like Culo Nieto and prefered to let a Peridot rule. Peridot took over the government in Monterrey (which was then renamed to Perirrey) and the nation of the Peridot Empire was born.

Initially, the Peridot Empire controlled all of Mexico, but it was forced to release Tlacuache Mexico because of communist revolts and due to it being separated from the rest of the PE by the Río Garnet (or Río Granate in Spanish). After dealing with commie tlacuaches in south Mexico, Peridot decided to declare war on Trump's Territory in order to help the Crystal Gems. The troops lead by Edward Egbert were so dank that they managed to defeat Trump's Territory within two weeks with the help of the Crystal Gems. Meanwhile, Beach City took the opportunity to expand and declare independence from Trump's Territory, taking over the entire state of Keystone and Empire City as well, they immediately allied with the CGs and the Peridot Empire after declaring independence. Trump's Territory had been finally defeated and Trump was bubbled.

Trump's Territory ceased to exist and it was replaced by the USA. They were forced to cede huge amounts of lands to Peridot Empire, Russia and Kanada. They were also forced to recognize Beach City's independence and pay war reparations.

Peridot Empire would experience an economic boom after the war, with gems migrating to it frequently and cities growing. Peridorito the First decided to give some lands to her personal friends, and released Baja Centifornia and Lapistan as vassals for this matter.

Nothing changed until Jasper invaded the USA and tried to take it over just like Peridot did with Mexico. The Peridot Empire intervened and prevented this from happening, but Jasper did manage to take over the western United States and the Peridot Empire decided to allow her to rule over these lands in order to avoid more bloodshed. However relations between Jasper's Lands and the Peridot Empire remain tense until our days.

And that's pretty much all the history of the dankest nation that has ever existed.