Coca-Kola

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Coca-Kola (/koʊ.kə. koʊ ˈl ə/ ), officially the Beveragious Republic of Coca-Kola i s a de facto dank FuNation in Europe and South America that borders Brazil, Uruguay, Ecuador, Paraguay, Colombia, Finland and Russia.

With a population of 101.42 million people, it is the TBD largest country in the world in terms of population. It is also large in its area, covering some 6.065 million sqare kilometres.

Its capital city is La Paz, while the largest city is São Paulo. The official languages of Coca-Kola are TBD, but the recognized regional languages are TBD.

Coca-Kola has yet to announce what alliances it is in, but some speculate it is apart of the Union of South American Nations, and the Eurasian Economic Union, due to the fact it has territory in South America and Europe.

Etymology
The word Cola comes from the cola grown in Coca-Kolas South American territory and the kola which is grown in Coca-Kolas Russian territory.

World War Three
After Russian forces invaded Ukraine in 2010 European Union forces attempted to intercept it. The EU forces occupied West Kiev while Russian forces occupied East Kiev. After a battle in Kiev Russia had taken 57% of Ukraine. In 2012 they had a naval skirmish in the Black Sea one of which Russia won giving them dominance in the area. In 2013 Ukraine capitulated to Russia. Now the U.S got involved ( what a suprise). The Russians soon took over Belarus. In 2015 the Russians where met with resistance as NATO forces defended West Poland. In late 2015 many countries left NATO and EU causing Russia to take over Poland. In 2016 the UN disbanded because they are useless. Instead they where replaced with the Coca-Cola industry which announced a new Cola in late 2016 the Cola known as Coca-Kola was made from ingredients around the world. The Cola was so good it took over mass industries such as Google and Amazon. The people then realized that Coca-Kola was a cure for cancer and bad health. The people then stopped fighting so that they could drink some Coca-Kola. This ended World War Three.

Coca-Kolan Civil War and Modern Day
In late 2017 the Coca-Cola industries workers revolted and stopped producing Coca-Kola for the people of the world causing the entire world to suffer from Coca-Kola withdrawal. Soon suicide rates went up by 79% (used to be 0% because Coca-Kola is so good) and many countries capitulated. The rebels then made their own countries focusing around the Coca-Kola factories. Using Coca-Kola they became powerful and healthy soldiers as they fended of the rest of the world. In 2018 the Beveragious Republic of Coca-Kola was officially formed from all of the countries that the rebels made. The Coca-Kolans then proceeded to live in a nice Coca-Kolan utopian country.