User blog:Coolmax260/stand by for announcement from the crovodan government

20:30, 9 January 2051 HVTV interrupts its regular programming for an announcement from President Cveta Franic.

So. Apparently, we've been invited to some inter-chronologo-dimensional song contest. A bit like that Eurovision thing that Novy Litva successfully outlawed back in the 30's.*

We're not quite sure how we're going to get to the venue. It's only 2051, do you really expect us to have interdimensional portals yet? It's a bit early for that sci-fi stuff.

Nevertheless, we fully intend on competing. We've kidnapped some British† pop stars who were famous 40 years ago.

See you at Mappervision!

* The 2030's AD, not the 1930's or 2230's or the 30's in some other weird dating system where after the apocalypse they forgot about AD and BC. †For people not in the know, that's equivalent to English and Celtic now.

HVTV now resumes its regular programming.