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POP Stations! The scourge of portable entertainment. Produced in China to cash-in on whatever's popular at the time, they use a variety of fake cases and the same old LCD games. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. But what games are they, you scream?

Super Mary! It's like Super Mario trapped in purgatory, leaping over empty platforms for all eternity. Crap.

Street Overlord! It's like a version of Street Fighter that makes no sense, where you can fire your arms and legs at your opponent. Crap.

Space Guardian! It's like a version of Buck Rogers And The Planet Of Zoom that doesn't work properly. Crap.

Racing Car! Basic LCD car racing game. Crap.

Submarine Invasion! You control a submarine which fires lines at aircraft overhead. Crap.

Anti-Terrorism! Exactly the same game as Space Guardian, except the spaceships are replaced with men in balaclavas. Crap.

Supreme Skiing! Exactly the same game as Racing Car, even down to inexplicably having high and low gears. Crap.

Conclusion: Crap.