Yo Interneto

The Republic of Yo Interneto (Spanish: República de Yo Interneto), better known as Yo Interneto (Spanish: Yo Interneto, [ˈɟʝo ĩ̯n̪.tɛɾ.ˈnɛ.to]), is a sovereign independent state located on the Iberian peninsula. It's the FuNation of CREATOR-TF2-LM.

Prelude and creation of the Yo Interneto Republic
Before the creation of the state, the three greatest figures (Abraham, Darío, and Germán) had a life aside from the political scene. Abraham was a porn actor, previously known for his inappropriate food critics. Darío was a famous Viner and retired to a vagrant life after Vine's closure on the streets of the actual capital of Yo Interneto, Phi Beta Lambda, previously known as Madrid. Finally, Germán was a disgraceful meme edgelord from the deepest levels of Twitter. When they finally met, they tried to escalate to power with the use of a revolutionary message: the union of the chavalitos, an oppressed group of people in Spain. With the help of other influential people of Spain, like Ismael "Wismichu" Prego (illegitimate brother of Germán) or Carles Puigdemont, they produced an aggressive and successful coup d'état, winning the highest seats of the government of Spain. After the coup, on the 18th of February 2019, the Yo Interneto Republic was officially established, the capital of Madrid had its name changed to Phi Beta Lambda (city), the territory got separated into 4 federations: Twitch, Youtube, Spotify and Phi Beta Lambda (Federation) and the currency got changed from the euro to the actual porrito (joint).

Peaceful times
After its creation, the Yo Interneto Republic had a peaceful period of time, in which the culture of the state developed (creation of the national domain acábalo, the "queso apartado del kebab" (the cheese goes apart from the kebab) and "el vaper de Alexby sabe a caramelo Solano" (Alexby's vaper tastes like Solano caramel) ways of life, the making of the actual anthem, etc.) and new legends got forged: Juan Alberto "LMDShow" García, "Ksio", Marta, Antonio Castelo, Manuel Huedo, Skinny, Maya, Olmopia, Felipe "Felipez" Calle, Alejandro "Alexby" Bravo, Nelusito, Alberto "Jägger"  Redondo, El Mandíbulas, etc. But between all of them, two individuals stand out: Marta, the real political outstanding force in the shadows, and Alexelcapo, converted into a spiritual leader and almost a god, adored by everyone.

Chavalito Civil War
With the passage of time, the rivalry between the peoples of the federations of Twitch considered the humble class, and Youtube, the wealthy class, escalated to unsustainable levels. Germán, Darío, and Abraham gathered with the famous critic and the creator of "pintarse unas guapadas" movement, José "Dayo" Altozano. With the help of Dayo, they discovered that the mastermind behind the confrontation between Youtube and Twitch people was, in fact, Orslok's illegitimate brother, Wismichu. The civil war was declared on the 13th of May of 2019 between Youtube, supported by Wismichu, and Twitch, supported by the government (Germán, Abraham, Darío, and Marta). The war is still going on today.

The betrayal of Ibai Llanos
The government and the Twitch side hoped for the support of one of the most influential people in the country, Ibai Llanos, but the unexpected happened. Four days after the war was declared, Ibai Llanos and Wismichu made their alliance public and official, provoking the anger of the Twitch side and the increase of the aggression between both sides.

Anthem
The anthem was created by El Mandíbulas, in an obviously harmed state, a consequence of his love for the "perculaes" (stripes of cocaine).

''Estoy en el coche sudando mogollón Tengo una puestada encima que flipas Sabes Pedrito ¿Tú qué tal estás? A ver si quedamos en las fiestas pa tomar algo en la chozna Y ponernos unas perculaes Pa ponernos a gusto y contarnos nuestras penas Tío Aqui estoy sabes''

''Con toda la puestada Con toda la puestada Ayer pillé dos Y hoy otros dos''

''Ya me queda menos de medio Uno me queda Un poco menos Un diridayé'' ''Aquí estoy en el coche En el coche estoy yo aqui Estoy todo puesto cantando yo Lacasitos lacasitos por aqui Saltamontes vienen ya De las eras verdaderas Lacasitos pin pon fuera Garimberas garimberas Aquí estoy Aquí estoy todo morapo Todo morapio hijo de puta Estoy todo morón hijo de puta Mira que lonchón Mira que sudada Hijo de puta''