User blog:MauritianLion/Essex Dialect, Dialect Or Language

We seem to never pronounce h if its at the beginning of a word for some reason

Hello - Elah

Friend - Guvna, Guv, Geeza, Geezer, mate, Fam, blud.

Joke - Banta, Banter Right-laugh

Drunk - Wankered

so - sah

the - dah

Prostitute - Slag

slut - skit

no - namate, nah, namatenoe

Horton - Orh'tn