Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26044830-20170423020639/@comment-15419758-20170425072620

Swim down the Marianas trench without oxygen

(A) You go to the moon with your Russian comrades. Once you get there, you are greeted by little green men. You make some trades with the aliens, but then Mother Russia calls you traitors and nukes the moon. You die and the aliens respond by invading Earth with biological weapons and wiping out humanity.

(B) You go to Mars, funded by Nazis who just genocided a bunch of races in a second holocaust. On Mars, you meet some aliens who are at first aggressive and damage one of your camps, but then get bribed into an alliance with you by the Nazis back on Earth, who offered them lots of silicon. In return, the aliens give you lots of fuel and make you rich.