Talk:Mappervision Song Contest XXII/@comment-26375615-20170611171958

Nonna Utka: ...Oh, it's on now. Good. So, uhm hi whatever city it is hosting now in whatever country, It is The Glorious Dictator of Democratic Dictatorship of Ronschdilatia, Nonna Utka here from City Carrier Miho Miyazaki. Sorry for the fact that I am whispering, and it is really, really dark, but I am doing this secrectly from the Prime Minister and General of Army, because I'm afraid that they would try to belittle me and trying to prevent me to say that other countries sucks. What can I do for the fact that they suck, if they don't get votes! Because of that they always bother me. Actually, considering how this is live, they can see me broadcasting this. So, have fun trying to hunt me down, Robert and Sergei!

So, now into votes! Which are.... shit. I forgot to draw them. Wait a second, I'm going to quickly write the participants and throw them to.... Umm... Guess I have to use my hat for that. It's dark enough that you won't see them. Can you wait like 10 minutes? K, thanks!

*10 minutes later*

Nonna Utka: Okay, so I now have all 43 countries written in paper, which are in this hat. I'm now going to draw 10 papers out of there. Okay, now that I have done that, I'll start reading them in opposite way.

Country that gets 1 point is.... Dashian Empire! Congratulations to them. Can't really say anything from them, never heard of them, but good for them, getting point from me!

Country that gets 2 points is.... Federal Republic of Orecolnia! Congratulations to them too. 2 points is somthing after all. Who knows, they might win because of them!

Country that gets 3 points is.... Kurwalands! ...Wait, Kurwalands? As in, Whorelands? That's offensive! I don't even want to know more about that country! Just take the 3 points and go somewhere away from me!

Okay, into next one, country that gets 4 points is.... Gaystan! ...Seriously, another one? Gaystan? It sounds offensive, but then again, it could be nation full of gays, in which case good for them. Actually, that could also apply to Kurwalands... So, perhaps, they aren't that bad either. But, I hope the Gaystan is happy because of the 4 points we are giving to them!

Country that gets 5 points is.... The United Republic of KYSia! ... Okay, I give up. Where are all the normald country names? I would be completely fine with those boring names that I kept making fun of, like Scotland-Ireland, and such, but at least they are normal name...

Country that gets 6 points is.... The Republic of Gotlanhamn! Yay, normal name, which I have never heard of either! I hope they will like of our glorious country after that.

Country that gets 7 points is.... Great Inca Republic! Wait, as in, the old Inca, or just country that shares same name? Whatever, they got the seven points! Congratulations!

And, now, I am going to move to big points. I seriously hope that those countries that get those point appreciate them! ... wait, I'm hearing, sounds, gotta be silent.

Sergei: ...cking useless dictator, where the hell she could be! She's just going to insult everyone in this competition, I just know it.

*Ring ring*

Robert: Oi, Sergei, have you found her yet?

Sergei: No, what, did you?

Robert: No, I seriously have no idea where she could be...

Sergei: I bet my head that she is hiding in enging room. No one ever goes there.

Robert: Well, I'm going to go look in there, are you coming there too then?

Sergei: Yeah, I'm just gonna quickly look around here in her palace, I mean, who would be so stupid to hide in place where she lives?

*As Sergei is saying that sentence, he opens door to closet room where Nonna is sitting.*

Sergei: ....

Nonna: ....

Robert: Yeah, I know right.... Wait, what happened? Why did everything go silent there?

Sergei: I found her. In her wardrobe. She was hiding there. She is showing to everyone what she has under her hat.

Robert: ...Oh.... That's bad. For us. Well, you're on your own now. *Ends call*

Nonna: So... everyone can see my fox ears? Because of you, Sergei?!

Sergei: I would say that everyone can see them because of you took your hat off. Now, let's just close this broadcast, before you start insulting countries again, I don't want to go to battle field again to defend our country against like Hoflan.

Nonna: They don't participate.

Sergei: And you are missing the point, now, give the camera to me, so I can close it.

Nonna: ....I just heard that Hoflan is going to invade us again. You should go defend our country from them!

Sergei: Wait what? Are you bullshitting me now or are you speaking the truth?

Nonna: Truth of course! I wouldn't never lie for something like this!

Sergei: In that case, I'm leaving. But you'll close that broadcast down immediately.

Nonna: Yes, yes. *waits until Sergei leaves*... Okay, into the big points now!

Country that gets 8 points is.... Qysid! Congratulations to them! Wait, we are again voting for them? Geez, where is the alliance offer, Qysid, we have been so nice to you!

Country that gets 10 points is.... Princessdom of Kikin! Congratulations to them too! I hope they appreciate these!

Finally, the biggest possible points, a country that gets them is.... The Constitutional Kingdom of Harinia! Congratulations! You got the most points from us! Now that I have given the votes, I shall end this broadcast here......... Bye bye to whatever-city-is-hosting-now!