User blog:EthanConquistador/History Stuff

I made this history thing from the chats from MrOwnerandPwner and me. Hazza means it's MrOwnerandPwner.


 * ethanConquistador: 13.8 billion years ago... ME IS IN THE STEAM CHAT
 * Hazza595: Hey, you want to continue the history?
 * ethanConquistador: OK
 * ethanConquistador: The SNOWBALL EARTH ERA
 * Hazza595: The First Snowball Earth, actually.
 * ethanConquistador: The Volcanic Eruption starts to melt the first snowball earth.
 * Hazza595: The first recorded continents drift north from the Antarctic.
 * ethanConquistador: Which formed Colombia, a super continent
 * ethanConquistador: *Rodinia
 * Hazza595: First Colombia, then Rodinia.
 * ethanConquistador: The Rodinian continent breaks up into Pannotia.
 * Hazza595: 900mya: The first true Multicelluar life.
 * ethanConquistador: 750mya: Another snowball earth occured.
 * Hazza595: 600mya: The third Snowball Earth occurs.
 * ethanConquistador: 540mya: Cambrian explosion has occured.
 * Hazza595: 550mya: The beginning of the Cambrian Era.
 * Hazza595: *530
 * ethanConquistador: 460mya: FIsh appeared
 * ethanConquistador: *440
 * Hazza595: 380mya: First vertabrae animals appear.
 * ethanConquistador: 360mya: Insects appeared and they were large.
 * Hazza595: 355 mya: Late Devonian extinction.
 * ethanConquistador: 280mya: Largte volcano was erupted in Siberia.
 * ethanConquistador: *270
 * Hazza595: 252 mya: Permian-Triassic extinction event.
 * ethanConquistador: 228 mya: Dinosaurs appeared
 * Hazza595: 180 mya: Pangea splits into Godwanaland and Lurasia.
 * ethanConquistador: 65.5 mya: Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event.
 * Hazza595: 60 mya: Dominance of mammals.
 * ethanConquistador: 5 mya: HUmans emerged
 * Hazza595: 3 mya: First humanoid proper.
 * ethanConquistador: 1.8 mya: The Ice Ages
 * Hazza595: 750,000 BC: Discovery of fire by Homo Erectus.
 * ethanConquistador: 100,000 BC: First modern human.
 * Hazza595: 70,000 - 30,000 migrations of humans to other continents.
 * ethanConquistador: 5000 BC: Agriculture
 * Hazza595: 4000 BC Sumer, the first civilisation.
 * ethanConquistador: 3000 BC: Egypt is founded.
 * Hazza595: 2900 BC: Indus Valley.
 * ethanConquistador: 2800 BC: The Xia Dynasty
 * Hazza595: 2300 BC: the Akkadian Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 2000 BC: Olmecs?
 * Hazza595: 1700 BC: Rise of Assyria and Babylon
 * ethanConquistador: 1500 BC: Some greek states started
 * Hazza595: 1300 BC: The Mitanni.
 * ethanConquistador: ~500 BC: Cyrus took over the Medes
 * Hazza595: Woah, big jump!!
 * ethanConquistador: lol
 * Hazza595: Could you go back a little? And not miss the entire Assyrian, Babylonian, and Median Empires?
 * ethanConquistador: Oh
 * ethanConquistador: 1000 BCE: Rise of the Assyrian Empire
 * Hazza595: 900 BC: Collapse of the Hititie Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 800 BC: Fall of Assyria and rise of Babylonia
 * Hazza595: *600BC
 * ethanConquistador: OK
 * ethanConquistador: YOUR TURNA
 * Hazza595: 550 BC: Rise of Medes.
 * ethanConquistador: ~490 BC: Cyrus destroys the Medes
 * Hazza595: 400BC: The Achaemenids reach Europe.
 * ethanConquistador: ~380 BC: Alexander destroys the Archaemenid Empire
 * Hazza595: 200BC: Punic wars.
 * ethanConquistador: 100 BC: ROme takes over Carthage
 * Hazza595: 43 BC: The Romans conquer most of Europe and become an Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 0 AD: Jesus Christ was born?
 * Hazza595: 100: Invasion of England by the Roman Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 140: Nero abandons Britannia
 * Hazza595: 250: Parthia falls to the Sassanids.
 * ethanConquistador: 400: Breakup of ROme
 * Hazza595: 470: West Rome falls to Barbarians, the beginning of the dark ages.
 * ethanConquistador: 500: Byzantines attack the Vandals and Ostrogoths
 * Hazza595: 600: Islam begins in Arabia.
 * ethanConquistador: 650: Islam created the Byzantine Empire fall in the African area
 * Hazza595: 700: The Rashidun Caliphate becomes the Ummayad Caliphate.
 * ethanConquistador: ~800: Beginning of CK2, Charlemagne expends to Germania and Italy
 * Hazza595: 920: Charlemagne dies, the Frankish Empire splits into East Francia, West Francia, and Lotharingia.
 * ethanConquistador: 950: Kievan Rus' is formed.
 * Hazza595: *862
 * Hazza595: 970: Germany and Italy form the Holy Roman Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 1000: The first Mllenia.
 * ethanConquistador: *Mellenia
 * ethanConquistador: GTG
 * 8:30 PM - ethanConquistador: hey can we continue history?
 * 8:30 PM - Hazza595: Sure.
 * 8:30 PM - ethanConquistador: 1050 - Upper Middle Ages
 * 8:31 PM - Hazza595: 1066 - Normans conquer England.
 * 8:31 PM - ethanConquistador: 1090 - First Crusades
 * 8:32 PM - Hazza595: 1147-Second crusade.
 * 8:33 PM - ethanConquistador: 1240 - Genghis Khan took over the Russian land
 * 8:35 PM - Hazza595: 1279 - Peak of the Mongol Empire, Kublai Khan founds the Yuan Dynasty.
 * 8:35 PM - ethanConquistador: 1300 - Possibly the Stewert Era for England
 * 8:35 PM - Hazza595: Not even close.
 * 8:35 PM - ethanConquistador: How abouyt...
 * 8:36 PM - ethanConquistador: hewhehehehhehehe
 * 8:36 PM - ethanConquistador: I got the history book
 * 8:36 PM - ethanConquistador: 1347 - Black Death
 * 8:37 PM - Hazza595: Would you mind if I went backwards a little?
 * 8:37 PM - ethanConquistador: ...
 * 8:38 PM - Hazza595: There was a big event that I was hoping to mention...
 * 8:38 PM - ethanConquistador: Ok fine
 * 8:38 PM - Hazza595: 1337 - Start of the Hundred Years' War.
 * 8:38 PM - ethanConquistador: 1347 - Black death reaches Europe
 * 8:40 PM - Hazza595: 1368 - End of the Yuan Dynasty, rise of the Ming.
 * 8:40 PM - ethanConquistador: 1415 - Battyle of Agincourt
 * 8:41 PM - Hazza595: 1453 - Fall of Constantinople, and end of the Hundred Years' War.
 * 8:41 PM - ethanConquistador: 1444 is start of Eu3/4
 * 8:42 PM - Hazza595: EU3 starts in 1399.
 * 8:42 PM - ethanConquistador: OK
 * 8:42 PM - ethanConquistador: So EU4 then
 * 8:42 PM - ethanConquistador: ...
 * 8:42 PM - ethanConquistador: 1492 - Columbus explores to America.
 * 8:42 PM - Hazza595: 1529 - Fall of Tenochtitlan.
 * 8:43 PM - ethanConquistador: 1558 - Elizabeth I
 * 8:43 PM - ethanConquistador: Lol
 * 8:44 PM - Hazza595: 1560 - Formation of Russia and the colonisation of Siberia.
 * 8:44 PM - ethanConquistador: 1572 - BATTLE OF LEpanto
 * 8:47 PM - Hazza595: 1618 - Thirty Years' War.
 * 8:47 PM - ethanConquistador: 1626 - Netherlands establish a colony in New York (sort of)
 * 8:48 PM - ethanConquistador: Called New Amsterdam
 * 8:49 PM - Hazza595: 1655 - Expansion of the Swedish Empire.
 * 8:50 PM - ethanConquistador: 1668 - Iberian Union is gone and suceeded into Portigal and Spain
 * 8:51 PM - Hazza595: 1683 - Battle of Vienna, end of Ottoman expansion into Europe.
 * 8:51 PM - ethanConquistador: 1701 - War of the Spanish Suceedsion
 * 8:52 PM - Hazza595: 1718 - War of the Quadruple Alliance.
 * 8:52 PM - ethanConquistador: 1755 - Lisbon strucked by an earthquake.
 * 8:52 PM - Hazza595: 1756 - Seven Years' War.
 * 8:53 PM - ethanConquistador: 1776 - Independence for America.
 * 8:53 PM - Hazza595: I think you mean the declaration of independence.
 * 8:53 PM - ethanConquistador: Oh sorry
 * 8:54 PM - ethanConquistador: -_-
 * 8:54 PM - ethanConquistador: Wait it should be thisd: -_-'
 * 8:55 PM - Hazza595: 1789 - French Revolution.
 * 8:55 PM - ethanConquistador: 1804 - Napoleon becomes leader of France
 * 8:55 PM - ethanConquistador: -_-
 * 8:55 PM - Hazza595: What?!
 * 8:56 PM - ethanConquistador: I think sometimes i get inaccuracies
 * 8:56 PM - ethanConquistador: so move on
 * 8:56 PM - Hazza595: Okay.
 * 8:56 PM - Hazza595: 1812 - Invasion of Russia and War of 1812.
 * 8:57 PM - ethanConquistador: 1815 - B attle of Waterloo
 * 8:57 PM - ethanConquistador: *Battle
 * 8:57 PM - Hazza595: 1815 - Establisment of the German Confederation.
 * 8:58 PM - ethanConquistador: 1826-28 - Russo-Persian war
 * 8:58 PM - Hazza595: 1835 - Texas declaration of Independence.
 * 8:59 PM - ethanConquistador: 1861 - The American Civil War
 * 8:59 PM - Hazza595: 1863 - Austro-Prussian War.
 * 9:00 PM - ethanConquistador: 1864 - Slavery abolished in America
 * 9:00 PM - ethanConquistador: or 1863
 * 9:00 PM - Hazza595: 1870 - Franco-Prussian War.
 * 9:00 PM - ethanConquistador: 1914 - Start of WWI after the assassination
 * 9:01 PM - Hazza595: 1916 - Somme offensive.
 * 9:01 PM - ethanConquistador: 1918 - The End of WWI,
 * 9:02 PM - Hazza595: 1921 - Russian Civil war and establishment of the Soviet Union.
 * 9:02 PM - ethanConquistador: 1934 - Hitler becomes leader of Germany.
 * 9:03 PM - Hazza595: 1936 - Annexation of Ethiopia and Spanish Civil War.
 * 9:03 PM - ethanConquistador: 1938 - Germany annexed Austria.
 * 9:03 PM - ethanConquistador: *annexes
 * 9:03 PM - Hazza595: 1938 - Treaty of Munich.
 * 9:03 PM - ethanConquistador: 1939 - Start of Blitzkrieg
 * 9:04 PM - ethanConquistador: Which started a WWII
 * 9:05 PM - Hazza595: 1940 - Invasion of Denmark, Norway, Low countries, Fall of France, Battle of Britain.
 * 9:05 PM - ethanConquistador: 1941 - Japan bombards Pearl Habour and starts the Pacific war
 * 9:06 PM - Hazza595: 1941 - Operation Barbarossa.
 * 9:06 PM - ethanConquistador: 1942 - The Battle of Midway.
 * 9:08 PM - Hazza595: 1942 - Fall Blau, battle of Stalingrad.
 * 9:09 PM - ethanConquistador: 1945 - The first atomic bomb.
 * 9:09 PM - ethanConquistador: And also the end of WWII.
 * 9:10 PM - Hazza595: 1947 - The start of Decolonisation, the Cold War, and the Independence of Israel, Egypt, and more.
 * 9:10 PM - ethanConquistador: 1949 - Mao takes control of China which lead the Cultural Revolution,
 * 9:11 PM - ethanConquistador: And NATO formed.
 * 9:11 PM - ethanConquistador: *still inaccurate enough*
 * 9:11 PM - ethanConquistador: for mine
 * 9:11 PM - ethanConquistador: i hole few mistake on history...
 * 9:11 PM - ethanConquistador: *hold
 * 9:12 PM - ethanConquistador: *mistakes
 * 9:12 PM - Hazza595: 1958 - The great leap forward.
 * 9:12 PM - ethanConquistador: 1959 - Cuba becomes communist.
 * 9:12 PM - ethanConquistador: communist country
 * 9:13 PM - Hazza595: 1962 - Cuban Missile crisis; DEFCON 2, and 11:58 on the doomsday clock.
 * 9:14 PM - ethanConquistador: 1970 - The Nuclear N-
 * 9:14 PM - ethanConquistador: Oh
 * 9:14 PM - ethanConquistador: I mean...
 * 9:14 PM - ethanConquistador: Oh.
 * 9:15 PM - ethanConquistador: I mean
 * 9:15 PM - ethanConquistador: 1970 - The Nuclear Non-profilication treaty
 * 9:20 PM - Hazza595: 1978 - Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
 * 9:20 PM - ethanConquistador: 1991: End of USSR.
 * 9:21 PM - Hazza595: 2001 - 9/11 attacks, beginning of the war on terror.
 * 9:22 PM - ethanConquistador: 2004 - A tsunami caused in Indonesia killed over 240,000
 * 9:22 PM - Hazza595: 2005 - 7/7 bombings.
 * 9:23 PM - ethanConquistador: 2013 - Today
 * 9:23 PM - ethanConquistador: Wait
 * 9:23 PM - ethanConquistador: We forgot the mapping
 * 9:23 PM - ethanConquistador: 2008 - First mapping
 * 9:26 PM - Hazza595: 2012 - I join the mapping community.
 * 9:26 PM - ethanConquistador: 2013 - The Great War in TFOE wiki.
 * 9:26 PM - ethanConquistador: 2013 - TODAY