User blog:DickHairyson/I Fucked a Norwegian Princess

I was talking to a girl on an online dating site known as MySpace for a long time now, and recently we met up in real life and had amazing sex. We met on a website called MySpace and yes it's as gay as it sounds. She's 15 years older than me and I hope you niggronis will be happy for me cause she is my dream girl anyways. I will be active on discord but not on wiki due to this.

Gonna have some half-peasant half-royal illegitimate bastard children, wish me luck in taking the Norwegian crown through complicated dynastic systems.