Talk:Konig des Menschen Chapter VI (Map Game)/@comment-38730394-20200908022254

Valcan West Expedition Alliance (I lied this is actually the last turn get prankd)
 * Government: Company under Absolute Monarchy (Colony of Hispania)
 * Monarch: IDK, let’s go with Queen Isabella II
 * Council of Nueva Valcania and the VWEA
 * President: Fidel Valcio
 * Head of Religious Affairs: Ximeno Sepulveda
 * Head of Foreign Relations: Garsea Abasolo
 * Treasurer: Calixta Suazo
 * Economy: New farming and slave labor brings a small boost to the economy, but is it too little too late?
 * Headquarters: Valencia, Hispania
 * Possessions:
 * Nueva Valcania
 * Capital: Nueva Valencia
 * Local Governor: Rosa Collizan
 * Demographics:
 * Population: ~90,000
 * Nueva Valencia: ~10,000
 * Los Pan Serpiente: ~5,000
 * Nueva Perrogo: ~5,000
 * San Vicente: ~2,000
 * Los Agujero: ~2,000
 * Smaller Communities: ~66,000
 * Ethnic Groups:
 * ~59% Osnerolese and Native Tribes
 * ~40% Spanish (Valcan, mainly)
 * ~1% Dysian Greek
 * Religion: 
 * ~84% Roman Catholic
 * ~15% Shrek Cult and Native Religions
 * ~1% Other
 * Protestant Minority, in hiding
 * Military: 8,000 active
 * Human Resources:
 * 3,000 Pikemen/Spearmen
 * 1,500 Heavy Infantry
 * 3,500 Archers and Crossbowmen
 * 150 Cannonmen
 * 1,000 Arquebusiers and... Gunmen I guess?
 * 5,000 Reserves
 * Siege Weapons and Artillery:
 * 35+ Large Cannons
 * 55+ Small Cannons
 * 900 Arquebuses
 * 300 Wheellock
 * Navy:
 * 30+ Transports
 * 4 Large Transports
 * 20 Sea Gliders
 * 15 Naval Kings
 * 4 Salvaged Scourges
 * Trading Fleet:
 * 15+ Cargo Ships
 * 45+ Merchant Ships
 * Wars and Conflicts:
 * N/A
 * Diplomacy:
 * Elysia: Well you’re kind of dead now, that makes trading difficult
 * Events:
 * Nueva Valcania and the VWEA, A Retrospective: As the Hispanic economy begins to stagnate, the VWEA decided to begin to shift its focus away from Nueva Valcania and work more on the defense, military and navy of Hispania, and potential work beyond these islands. The governor and council of Nueva Valcania begins to make more of their own decisions. Farming and new construction and development of cities will continue to be the main provider of economy and work for the nation. Most of the natives were subdued. Cities, community and civilization were constructed. A pig sailed in a boat. A snake monched on some bred. Societal outcasts and the oppressed found some shelter, even if it didn’t last long. Did Hispania prosper? That’s up for discussion. The VWEA started the ball rolling, now it’s up to the Nueva Valcan people to keep the momentum.
 * The Suazo Legacy: Calixta Suazo. Pupil of the in famous Hanzila Suazo, survivor of a shroom-filled dungeon, artist and politician, and now governor of Nueva Valencia. Her children will in time grow and travel the world, continuing the Suazo legacy well into the coming century and beyond. Her brother Velasco Suazo. Unknown and forgotten conquistador, disgrace to the Suazo family, and murdered by a salty shroomlord  native with a grudge. He will lay forgotten to the world, only existing in the memories of family. Sans Suazo. Still a child in the world’s eyes, great fortune may come to him, or great loss and sacrifice. The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, the clock keeps on ticking, time keeps marching on. The spearhead of his family’s destiny, this child could win or lose it all. (IDK why I’m writing all this, it’s not like he’ll do anything in events or anything.)
 * The Osnerolese Rebellion and its Impact: This relatively small uprising ultimately did not shake up Nueva Valcania that much. Aside from stricter working conditions and more farms and early plantations popping up, neither side gained a terrible amount. Another seemingly pointless war, killing family and friends. History will repeat itself in these ways as long as the Earth is green.