Talk:Mappervision Song Contest XXII/@comment-27275840-20170614212647

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Commentator 1: Sorry for our introduction but we, the representatives of Pennsyljersaware, are broadcasting this from the bomb shelter in downtown Harrisburg.

Commentator 2: Our nation is suffering from a coup d'état at the moment, the worst possible time to have one.

Commentator 1: They say our leader is corrupt as fuck. He almost bankrupted the nation and sent us into an economic depression.

Commentator 2: Anyways, let's get on with this. One point goes to our old ally of the Western Republic, with their entry of "Tired" by Alan Walker, with the help of Gavin James.

Commentator 1: Next, the two points go to Harinia, with their entry of "Heavydirtysoul" by the beloved Twenty One Pilots.

The three points go to the host of this edition, Qysid, with their entry of "On Melancholy Hill" by Gorillaz.

Commentator 3: Our four points go to Zappadonia and their entry of "Do I Wanna Know?" by Arctic Monkeys.

Commentator 1: Makes me want to know when we can get the hell out of this bunker.

Commentator 2: Now is not the time for shitty puns, we need to finish this! Five points go to our friends over in Monteregis, with "Apologize" by Timbaland and OneRepublic. Maybe you should apologize for making that shitty pun earlier!

Commentator 1: Hypocrite. Six points go to Kurwalands and their entry, "The Sirens" by Softengine.

Commentator 3: Seven points go to Ulaidh, with "First Time" by the likes of Kygo and Ellie Goulding.

Commentator 2: Now the big points. Our eight points go to Ether, with "Hey Jude" by the legends themselves, The Beatles.

Commentator 1: Ten points go to Orecolnia, with the world-famous "Gangnam Style" by PSY.

Commentator 2: I hate that song! Why did you give the points to them?

Commentator 1: THAT'S IT!

The two commentators start fighting and move off-screen.

Commentator 3: While those two are over there knocking each other out, literally, I am pleased to announce that Pennsyljersaware's twelve points to Great Inca and their entry, "Thunder" by Imagine Dragons. That's all for no–

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