Thread:MrOwnerandPwner/@comment-24101104-20140202181757/@comment-24190135-20140202191416

Actually the spanish think happened like this:

Year 711

Moor 1: Hey, there are a town there, across the sea!

Moor 2: Let's steal thigs there!


 * go to the town*

Moor 1: OMG, an army

Moor 2: We have an army behind, let's call them

Rodrigo, Visigothic king: Destroy them! Wait, where's my head?hrewrhjfgesrh *dies*

Christians: -_- *run way*

Moor 1: LOL, that was easy, let's conquer all of this waste!

11 years later...

Pelayo, Asturian council: I'm tired of that stupid Moors, this ends here and now!

Moors: Ooops, we lost a battle, let's retreat *go away whispering*