User:EthanKoenigsberg

I'm EthanKoenigsberg. Below is just something random which is.... nothing unique.

Activity
I will be online starting at 0700 to 0900 (AWST), depending what I woke up. On rare occasions, it might be early as 0500 (AWST). In chat, I'll be likely to be there when someone I want is needed or something big is happening in chat. I'll be offline in 2200 to 2330 (AWST).

In overall, I can be contacted with Americans at night or rarely morning (except you people staying late), Europeans sometimes at night, morning and afternoon.

Nations

 * Rumas (Ethan's AHOW) (current)
 * Talin (Original nation)

Pages

 * The Revolutionary Era (Do not join this game as it isn't an article, yet as this will be used once every map game becomes less active and the posting is finished)
 * Rise of Terrorism (Map Game) (TF sequel but will be in development slowly until I finish stuff)
 * EthanConquistador (for basic information about me and the channel itself)
 * Alternate History of the World (EthanKoenigsberg)
 * User:EthanKoenigsberg/Timeline of AHOW (WARNING: Some terms like OTL will be used)
 * Earth: The Conflict Edition (personal)
 * User:EthanKoenigsberg/Mapperdonia (realm) (personal)
 * /Relations/

Surpassed

 * Reach 5000 edits
 * *Complete the user profile page

Current

 * Surpass Monsoonjr99's points in the leaderboard (tie)
 * Reach 10000 edits
 * Surpass Pezminer's edits (hard)
 * Complete AHOW (hard, as I need to end it by 2016 in the timeline)

Other

 * FULL-SIZED MAPS OF AHOW SLIDES (incomplete)
 * The 'Science' of Lycantropy (Not science really, no)
 * Cohorts/Provinces of Rumas, with cohort names or without cohort names
 * Current progress for some province map
 * AHOW Spoilers for the final slides

Random Quotes
Random quotes from TFOE wiki that seem to be strange or yet 'funny' to me or maybe something random. also some are lmao quotes to me
 * "anybody needs me.I will quit mapping and wiikia.So bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Fantastic Mapper
 * "Why?" - some people
 * "im confusedc" - Ceplio
 * "can i habe ur autograph" - ThePhoenixMapper
 * "Yes he is, you bastrd!" - Iiiiiiiiii
 * "Ded" - some people notably Monsoonjr99
 * "JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, YAY! YES YES YES! VICTORY! FALKENSTINER HAS BEEN AVENGED" - ThePhoenixMapper (2)
 * "ETHAN IS THE WORST MAPPER EVER!" and "You is of badge hunter!" -Eric4e
 * "I have a good one: BIGNICK Productions Because NICK BIG! XD" - ChizzleDonkey
 * "K danks" - ThePhoenixMapper (3)
 * "A ded goat could see that" - Ceplio (2)
 * "oh no, im gonna say my 'term'" - Ceplio (3)
 * "y mexamerica so big" - The Bright Side Of Mapping
 * "it seems like you all are against me" - Ceplio (4)

AHOW-related spoilers

 * Caurnisia (former Tunisia) in Ruman is Caurentisien (full: Repubblik Caurentisien) and the official language is Ruman, also its slightly based off the name Carthage and Tunisia together. The location is here (warning spoilers!)
 * (Not so important but something to rework or something) For some reason, the word kingdom' is the other way around in Ruman (specifically Rumas), this meant 'Kingdom of Germany' being 'Kilvesche Girmania' instead of 'Girmanae Kilvesche' (lit. German Kingdom) exceptions are for example the name is officially German Kingdom
 * Nuclear tests started from 1910 and the treaty is signed around 1985 in AHOW.

Sandbox of Stories
Chapter One - The Skirmish

8801 edits. Soon shall there be 9000 edits, when initiating the BLITZ (By light, it takes zappers) operation in November 2015. "Archers, foward your positions with your newly crafted arrows made of BLITZ...", said General Pirütecthe. Then came the end of WWII and Archers were stopped firing at the target. They were exhausted, but one day, Vikings arrive at a skirmish to combat Pirütecthe's archers. Your mighty axes- uh paintball guns, wait... paintball guns? I'm the pope, seriously I am. To be the pope, you must pass the test of the Pope (seriously?)

Alright, your first question is, "How to become a pope is when...". You answered "the quiz...". And the host says... "Correct". You get $1,000 for this or one grand. The second question is... "What is BLITZ?"; you answered "By light, it took zappers" and the host says... "Incorrect". You only get $1,000, therefore you can't be the Pope.

You cried for a long time, walking in slums in Harare, Zimbabwe. Then, Anubis appeared and then Chewbacca... Then Osiris, then Lilliputians... Wait, is this story just random is it... Oh right. You become Tito. Tito watches Yugoslavia for many years and created the aritifical creation of FYROM. FYROM is a machine to steal history from Macedonia, trying to rewrite history by putting the extra Tsar Samuel of Bulgaria to their history and VMRO which is Bulgarian. It also reversed 1913 from being libered by Greeks to being occupied and the Greeks wiping them out. It also included the renamed cities that are Slavic origin or Turkish to Greek.

One day, this collaboration to BLITZ may make FYROM unstoppable. Even in Zimbabwe, Zanzibar and the native people in Zuluistan. Angelos critised and said, "wait, FYROM is not Makedonian", while a local in Antigoneia (now Negotino thanks to Tito's artificial renaming and creation of FYROM) said, "Makedonija na makedoncite". The conflict is about to start in Canada first.

And, this is the edit of the day