Talk:A Bad Past (Map Game)/@comment-26044830-20170415234246

Holy Islamic Empire (proclaimed name) | Shi'ite Caliphate (still called) | Persia (original)
 * Government: Our government is still a caliphate, but our language should be strictly Persian and slowly assimilate other ethnic groups to our culture with exceptions of puppet states/sphere of influence states. Our caliph is now 65
 * Modernism
 * Better Firearms (yes yes i know about flintlocks being in the 16th century or beyond but hah who cares its just close): invented by 2022 but it'll be hard to produce (so its a very rare commodity)
 * Printing Press: Oooooooh, this technological marvel is now being ripped out from Europoors and the Chinese and remade for our own, if our readings are right we'll be ready for mass production of our Qurans and propaganda by 2025
 * Centralise the Government: Our government continues to centralise.
 * Resettlement/New Deal: We begin moving Persians into Iraq and Azerbaijan to increase assimilation rates on younger generations.
 * Assyrians: We want to send them to Lebanon because if we can't kill them then we can just do a boring way of expelling them
 * Creation of Urdestan: We create a Turkmen puppet state called Urdestan
 * Military: We dismiss excessive troops (~300,000), reducing our amount of troops to 140,000 (thanks to our ranking) and focus on higher quality and prioritising firearms-melee mix. We also begin establish a huge network of spies and assassins which prevents the whole Caliphate under supervision of someone else's, starting this year.
 * Conquest of Uzbek and Kazakhstan: Our now first priority, we push Uzbek (not on the map) and Kazakhstan frontlines further, in order to get more manpower and food needed for our struggling population. The Uzbeks are likely to fall next turn and Kazakhstan is a big deal, its to make a buffer state against Russia and make purpose to attack them when they are outnumbered. A network of spies exist but not compared to the Ottomans to epxloit knowledge
 * Iraq: Get rekt rekt rekty rekt.
 * Arabia: We will still push further if you don't negotiate peace to give me East Arabia. We can just surround the Holy Cities and then wait until you surrender.
 * Economy: I don't care, its okay
 * Diplomacy
 * Ottoman Empire: ok. We secretly we send spies (like they're not even known to anyone) to gain knowledge of the Ottoman tactics and strategies, since we nearly share the technology unlike Europoors who are still lagging behind so therefore we prepare an unknown invasion against them once we finish off turkmens and getting east arabia...
 * Arabia: you give me East Arabia and i stay away from ur holy cities, capische
 * Lebanon: ok thank u for screwing up my stuff you can get your arabia thing, can i send all that 340,000 assyrian minorities in iraq to there, also i really want to remove the ottomans so i would like to propose an invasion once we surpass the ottomans
 * Russia: We're United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say and there will be no problem, capische? If you say you fly, you fly, if not, then *bleep*. Give us a problem and we'll drag your ass off from our plane and if you resist we will beat you so badly you're going use your head as a floatation device. United Airlines, fuck you (no alliance cuz you suck)

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