User blog:Polyhedron69/How to Write a Compelling Constructive Argument

Hi everyone! Good ol Poly bringing you easy ways t write a constructive argument on the internet!

Now I have spent at least 3 years studying in my English class the best ways to appeal to people.

By using pathos, ethos, and logos one can write a compelling, layered, and detailed statement for others to view.

Now in order to start one must pr....

Hang on....just getting word that no one....I...

Oh boy...well okay folks

It appears that no one wants to actually read the argument...they just want to write comments either shouting at you or going ????? because they are apparently not old enough or compentent to...interesting

Well okay! change of plans, I've now got the best way to win an internet argument!

Simply use your words IN ALL CAPS and use exclamation marks!!!!!

Example: ( FUCK YOU HOMOPHOBE!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!)

Well I hope you folks learned a lot, I know I learned nothing except how doomed we are literary as a species.

For real though...this...this sucks...goddamn...My mind is playing tricks on me