Talk:A World of War: World X - Break Bad (Map Game)/@comment-24974357-20180620190233

Arabia
 * Government:
 * In response to the attempted coup d'etat, Laden al-Osama  installs spyware into computers all over the country and monitors any rebel activity and meets with the rival leaderships to debate more political participation and tax exemption for them. Only the rich and important, the lower class members of the rebellion are arrested. Those who did not turn themselves over are witch hunted and executed, while the ones who surrendered only get some time in prison. Non-sunnis involved are killed. Journalists who still speak against the empire receive packages of candy laced with imported Chernobyl stuff, along with love notes from a secret lover to stimulate consumption and death from radiation poisoning.
 * To appease the population, the imperial government creates reality shows for the population to see, meaning to teach people important values, like stoning of infidels and adoption of caprine relationships until marriage. Such values are also taught in school. TED talks also happen to teach these values. Mia Khalifa is invited for the first TED talk on open TV.
 * Another reform to appease the population was the announcement of elections every 20 years, but with some restrictions. The only ones allowed to vote would be sunni males, with age between 32 and 32.5 years old, owners of at least 12 wifes and 45 goats, making over $450,000 each year and owner of at least 5 oil fields in Arabia. If at least 50% of the population do not meet the requirements, the election is skipped and only made again 20 years later. The first one was scheduled for the 14th month of 2024, but unexpected mathematic and economic difficulties delayed them to January 2072. "Democratic" is added to the official country name.
 * Economy: New oil rigs are built all over the country. With the money from previous economic measures, hundreds of weapon factories and uranium refining centres are opened. The snowboard track is expanded from Riyadh to Mecca. During Hajj, snowmobiles are rented for rich people to go from the capital to the holy city.
 * To work on these things, the government says that will accept 5 million immigrants, mostly from nearby conflict zones. However, since there's nowhere near 5 million people arriving, arab agents make campaigns in other countries to stimulate immigration. Immigrants are promised one free meal a month, a high-quality bed imported from Gambia, 1/20th of an apartment room and free islamic pornography (to avoid rape). The only requirements are being sunni, not being gay, not being a spy, not consuming korean-made entertainment, paying 120% of your wages as tax and not knowing basic maths. If not sunite, free religious education will be offered.
 * To fill the immigration quota, foreign agents go to central african nations and begin the Involuntary Immigration Program, where poor people from small villages are convinced to immigrate to Arabia. There were no reports of people refusing after the agents started visiting the villages with flamethrowers. The countries where agents take immigrants from are paid $50 and a kibbeh for each immigrant.
 * Mapping is recognized as an economic activity, so the government can tax such videos. Immigrants are also put to work on mapping videos to generate profit. Thousands of arab mappers appear.
 * Military:
 * Halal al-Haraam Plan: The brilliant arab general Halal al-Haraam begins a biological warfare campaign against neighbors of the empire. The plan consists in recruiting loyal prostitutes and infecting them with 18 different types of STDs. Those prostitutes create the Hooker Battalion, commonly called "Fire Veganas". They infiltrate in brothels in Iran, Yemen, Iraq and Turkey to create an STD outbreak in those places before the hookers die from them. If unsuccessful, they're instructed to participate in group intercourse events to spread the diseases.
 * Operation Loo: Arab agents disguised as yemenis infiltrated in Iran start a psychological warfare operation. They go to as many public restrooms as they can in large iranian cities and rig the toilets with explosives to explode when flushing. The bombs are also wrapped in faecal matter and glass shards to increase the chance of infection.
 * Operation Salami al-Leiko: Led by General al-Leiko, the operation consists in terrorist battalions infiltrate in Yemen and attack arab diplomatic outposts to give us a reason to attack them. All the involved receive an explosive collar, which will be disarmed by the end of the operation. If someone is left behind or captured, the collar will detonate and avoid the leak of classified information. The soldiers are taught persian so, in case of capture, they can pretend to be iranian until the collar explodes. So far, only 8 accidental detonations were reported.
 * Research: With uranium refining technology researched with american help, our scientists now focus on nerve agents and genetic engineering of highly dangerous pathogens to make our marijuana more resistant against insects and junkies who break into the farms to smoke. A 47x more powerful version of heroin is also researched to be injected in iranian hobos against their will.
 * Diplomacy:
 * Iran and Brazil: To show that we want good relations with you, we offer two of our best hookers to each of your leaders as a gift. Their religions are compatible with yours. They actually have AIDS but you don't know.
 * Egypt: ok
 * Fenneko Empire: I will trade fenec foxes for educational furry content for kids and adults.
 * UK: Our condolences for the queen. Our diplomats make a compilation of british jokes to tell at her funeral as a tribute to the british culture.
 * Russia: I will only stop trading with USA if you cut ties with Iran. btw thanks for the snow.
 * Syria, Iraq, Turkey, Bulgaria, Greece, Sudan, UK, Fenneko Empire, whoever else is at war except stinky Iran: We individually offer weapon supply deals to each one of them.
 * USA: I pump more oil, offer a share of the money from weapon deals and send you our best quality female underwear if you sell MORE WEAPONS.