User blog:Dick Harrison/i made a song (a parody of space oddity)

Diamond sword to Major Steve. Diamond sword to Major Steve. Take your speed potion and put your diamond helmet on.

Diamond sword to Major Steve. Closing a Minecraft door; chests are empty. Check your pickaxe and may Notch love be with you.

This is Diamond sword to Major Steve. We're gonna find diamonds. And the creepers want to know if you have much armor. Now it's time to dig straight down if you dare.

This is Major Steve to diamond pickaxe, I'm mining some obsidian, And it's taking very long-- Why does it have to? And tonight lapis doesn't look like diamonds.

From here... I have 16 torches left.

No... More coal.

The mines are getting darker, And there's nothing I can do.

[Instrumental] (Kill yourself) whispered

Now I've mined almost 100 diamonds; I'm getting very low on health, And I think my diamond pickaxe is about to Break.

Thanks Notch, I love him so very much, He knows.

Diamond sword to Major Steve, Your sword just broke. There's creepers near.

Can I fight 'til I decease?**

Can I fight 'til I decease?**

Can I fight 'til I decease?**

Can I fight.. All these creepers? There's a way out.

I see some grass.

The mine is getting lighter, And I'm almost getting through.

[Instrumental]