User blog comment:Ironhand21/Iron Strips/@comment-5590986-20151120230530

(heres a funny one)

Batran and MOAP is at the American shooting range. Batran looks at MOAP, who seems really distressed.

Batran asks, "Why are you so upset?"

MOAP responds, "My girlfriend and I aren't handling each other so well"

Moments pass and Batran shoots his sniper rifle at a target and hit a bullseye. Batran turned to MOAP and stated, "Perhaps you need better aim?"