User blog:Coolmax260/In which I Google autofill some questions.

So...

Why are Americans so stupid? YAY STEREOTYPING!

Why are Batman and Superman fighting? So companies can get more money. YAY CAPITALISM!

Why are cells so small? Dude, can you imagine being able to see every cell? It'd be scary... YAY BODY HORROR!

Why are DNA and RNA important for cells? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU YOU. YAY BIOLOGY!

Why are enzymes important for cells? IS IT FINALS WEEK OR SOMETHING!? YAY EDUCATION...?

Why are flags at half mast today? Aww man, I didn't want a serious one!

Why are GMOs bad? Because politics and organic hippies. YAY... ERRR...

Why are hydrocarbons insoluble in water? what. YAY FINALS WEEK!

Why are Invasive species dangerous to the environment? GOOGLE PLEASE STOP I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE

Why are Jaguars endagered? Because the console was a commercial flop. Wait, this isn't about the Atari console?

Why are keystone species important? OH MY GO-

Why are leaves green? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SERIOUS THINGS AND BIOLOGY

Why are metals good conductors? Do you mean classicals? Pops? Rock and rolls?

Why are noble gases unreactive? MORE SCIE-

Why are oil prices so low? #JustSaudiThings

Why are plants green? See L.

Why are quarries filled with water? Because of griefers on the server. (They are talking about Tekkit, right?)

Why are red pandas endangered? Because they've all gone and gotten hair dye.

Why are stem cells important? DAMNIT MORE BI-

Why are the flags at half mast today? See F.

Why are unions bad? See B.

Why are veins blue? Because you have to buy Circulatory Systém Red to get the arteries, and Nintendo want your money. (wat)

Why are water molecules polar? STOP IT WITH THE SCIENCE.

Why are xylem cells dead? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are you so obsessed with me? Oh god, the autofill has come to life... I'M SORRY ABOUT THE SCIENCE RANTS, I SWEAR!

Why are zoos bad? OKAY I LIED ABOUT BEING SORRY.

What?

Don't pretend you can't hear me.

I'm coming for you, XO...