Mapperblade Chronicles

this is a parody of Xenoblade Chronicles.

Synopsis
screw dat

Cast of characters
More to be added as the story progresses.
 * Golden= Shulk
 * Disturbed= Fiora
 * Batran= Dunban
 * Lisastr= Sharla
 * MOAP= Reyn
 * Happysea= Melia
 * Olimario= Riki
 * Sunburn= Mumkhar
 * Ethan= Dickson
 * Theoneleggedfascist= Colonel Vangarre
 * Mak = some random irrelevant piece of stone (XD added by mak)

Wanna be added
Simply request the character you want to be it has to be a somewhat major character so don't go asking for Nopon #1 Pez.

Prologue: The battle of Search Valley
Long ago the world was nothing more than an endless sea cloaked in a boundless sky, reaching as far as can possibly be imagined. Then two great Titans came into existence. The Mervueonis and the Altonis. The Titans were locked in a timeless battle. Until at last... Only their lifeless corpses remained. Eons have passed. Now our world this vast land stretching across the remains of the Mervueonis, is being attacked by a relentless force known as the Alts.

music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0FkRenJs0N4

Three Protect Force Soldiers struggled to hold down an A/DWIDOG as the alt fired a laser at some other Soldiers who guarded the blow with their shields. Raising them in victory before being suddenly blasted by another alt. "Retreat! Retreat!" the Commander shouted as the PF forces fled from the battlefield. "Number of A/DWIDOGs unknown." A soldier said in Chat before being attack by an alt and thrown into the horde.

While the PF was on the run another soldier went past them and slashed through several Alts with a glowing red sword. "They're advancing down our weak right flank." He said putting his sword into a deceased Alt. "For a bunch of soulless Stockpuppets, they seem to know a thing or two. But we'll see." His sword then mysteriously glowed and unleashed a wave of energy.

Two more soldiers were running towards the heroic swordsman who was ducking under some Alt wreckage. "Batran! We've been given the order to retreat. We're pulling back the line to Forum 6. That's where we'll set up the last line of defense." One of them said after taking shelter with Batran. "Yeah. That sounds like a good idea. Any more time spent here and we're done for." Batran responded. "Count me in! We've gotta get outta here." The second soldier said. Batran look at him. "Or we can stay and fight?" He said. "What?!" Soldier 2 shouted. Suddenly a laser hit the wreckage but it was hardly damaged. "We may die if we make a stand here. But staying gives us the chance to change our destinies. We have the Modnado." Batran explained looking at his sword Before attempting to charge at the Alts But was stopped by soldier 1. "Stupid beast! Your body can't take any more of the Modnado. I can tell by just looking at you!" He said. Batran chuckled "Getting short sighted Ethan? I'm fine. Don't worry, I'm still in control." He replied. "I should've known i couldn't talk sense into a beast. Let's do this. I'm going with you! You'll need someone to drag your corpse home." Ethan said Readying his Rifle-Gun "As long as you think you've got the strength in you." Batran replied. "Oi, you two! We've been ordered to pull back! I'm leaving!" Soldier 2 shouted. Batran turned to him. "Well I say you're coming with us! What would we do without you Sunburn?" He said. Ethan got up "It's now or never, Batran." He looked upon the Alt's second wave. "Let's show them what we've got. We'll give 'em a warm Mapper welcome." Batran looked at his target. "Acknowledged!" They leaped out of the Wreckage and engaged the enemy. "What're they trying to prove?!" Sunburn asked himself. "I'm not throwing my life away! No point dying in some Admin forsaken field. Nothing for it. I'll have to use Batran as a decoy. That should give me enough time to escape." He laughed and went to join his "Comrades".

Music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7XVMNNZI8

"Modnado Enchant!" Batran shouted as the Modnado glowed, encasing his allies in a purple light Allowing them to damage Alts with ease. Ethan swiftly shot two Alts while Sunburn rapidly sliced a A/DETROVIAN into pieces. Batran decided to get in on the action himself. "Modnado Buster!" He shouted as the Modnado created a beam of light, cutting through several Alts. Even more Alts suddenly emerged. "How many of them are there?!" Sunburn asked. "I don't know." Ethan answer after shooting a few Alts. "But oh what a pain in the..." Batran swiftly destroyed most of the enemy alts leaving the rest for his buddies.

Music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8hnpPXJsN3E

A legion of Alts had appeared. "You've gotta be kidding!" Sunburn exclaimed. "It's their main force. Looks like the Alts are Ban-bent on taking us out." Ethan said. "They'll have to be if they want to stop us. Now let's even the odds a bit." Batran responded readying the Modnado. "You heard him." Ethan told Sunburn who was somewhat nervous. "Ethan, Sunburn. Let's do this!" Batran shouted as they charged the horde. Ethan quickly slashed an Alt (Did I mention it's also a sword?) as Sunburn blocked and Countered another. Batran sliced through several Alts but something went wrong.

Ethan looked to see Batran being shocked by the Modnado's power While an Alt was rapidly approaching. "Batran!" Ethan shouted as he ran towards the Alt and quickly shot it before it could strike a blow. "Batran! You all right?!" He asked. Batran, having recovered answered. "What does it look like? I'm still good to go!" Sunburn looked upon the situation and laughed. "I guess even a hero's gotta reach his limit eventually." He said to himself before running away. Batran noticed this. "Sunburn?! What are you doing?! that way is-" he was cut off as Sunburn turned around. "Sorry, brothers! Hate to drop this on you, but it's the Modnado they're after. So have fun keeping 'em occupied for me! I'm getting the Ban outta here!" He yelled. "Sunburn, you dirty..." Ethan said. "Oh don't worry. I'll organize your funerals." Sunburn laughed. "Well, see ya boys!" he then continued to flee the Valley. "Wait!" Ethan yelled but he was ignored. They were then knocked back by a nearby explosion And they looked upon even more Alts. "If this is a joke, it ain't funny." Ethan whispered. "Looks like this is it. At least our luck can't get any worse from here." He said. Batran got up and walked towards the Alts. "Batran?" He asked. "Ethan, take care of the survivors." Batran said as the Modnado glowed. "Batran what are you playing at?!" Ethan asked. Batran smiled.

Sunburn was running quickly across the Valley. "Those idiots. I'll just get the Modnado when everything's quietened down a bit. That thing's gonna be mine!" He suddenly tripped and fell. Looking up to see himself in the line of fire from many Alts? "Oh no! Please! NOOOOO!" he shouted.

"Vile Alts!" Batran stated. "If you think the Mappers, the people of Mervueonis, are just waiting here for you to pick us off... You are sorely mistaken!" Batran shouted as he charged at the Alt army, the Modnadoo glowing.

Author's note: And so it begins. It is time for Mapperblade Chronicles. Now then about the music the first time I tried to write this I lost all of my progress because I was busy looking for Prologue B. So music will be added in an edit immediately after a chapter is published. Also auto-correct is freaking crazy.

Chapter 1: it may contain even more power
One year later...

"An A/LASSI!" Golden shouted while looking through the Alt scrap yard. "I bet I can use its optical system to align one of the anti-air batteries." He then noticed something wrong. "No good. It's broken." He threw part of the Alt away. "The joint section... It's buckled." he threw the joint section behind him. "It's completely useless." He said as he laid down on the ground. A Firefly flew right past him and landed on a nearby twig. Looking at the Firefly he noticed another Alt. "An A/DETROVIAN!" he quickly got up and ran towards the Alt wreckage. "It's armor would be perfect for making a shield." He began to pull on the Alt's armor. "If I could just get it off, I should be able to..." The wreckage suddenly shook. "Golden!"

music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MUKzFYUGbg0

Someone else quickly ran in front of Golden. "Moap!" Golden said. Moap Used a shield to deflect the thruster blast back at the Alt. causing the armor to fly off, revealing a Crab. "It's not an alt! It's just a Krandal!" Golden said readying his sword. "It was using the Alt's armor as a shell." He explained. Moap dodged the Krandal's attack. "I'll lure it away and topple it! When it's down, finish it off!" He yelled.

Golden decided to use Moap as a distracting to launch a surprise attack. "Back slash!" He shouted as he brought his sword down on the Krandal's back. Causing the Krandal to turn around and hit him. "Hammer beat!" Moap shouted hitting the Krandal with his Scrap Driver (Scrap Driver: both a sword, and a shield.) angering the Krandal. Golden took this as an opportunity but first he would need to recover. "light heal!" He shouted as he slightly healed his wounds. now it was time (Golden time!) "Turn strike!" He yelled and attacked the Krandal. "Alright!" Moap shouted. "Wild down!" He yelled as he hit the Krandal hard, knocking it on its back. Golden decided to finish it off with another Back slash, killing the monster.

music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdMfyc2p_4

"Thanks, Moap. That was a close one." Golden said after defeating the Krandal. "Man, what were you doing wandering off by yourself? stay where I can keep an eye on you." Moap asked/said. "It's pretty dangerous outside the Forum. There are all kinds of monsters." He explained. "yeah." Golden replied. "But thanks to you, we got its shell. Everyone in the Forum is gonna be really happy." He said. Moap scratched his head. "I'm more worried about you than the shell. Ah... Whatever. Knowing what you're like, at least you'll make a decent weapon out of it. This Scrap Driver's excellent." He said. Golden chuckled. "I just learned by watching Ethan make weapons." He said. "'Course, Batran's weapon still beats 'em all." Moap said. Golden but a hand up to his chin thoughtfully. "The Modnado... I hope I can figure out the secret of its power one day." He said. "You will, Golden." Moap said. "Anyway, we'd better get back to the Forum. If I'm late for drills again, old One-Leg is gonna kill me." Golden noticed this remark. "One-Leg? Oh, the Protect Force Colonel. he's pretty scary." He said. "Tell me about it..." Moap responded. "Sorry, I didn't mean to make you come out here during your break." Golden apologized. "Don't worry about it. Let's get back." Moap said. Golden and Moap starting walking back to the Forum.

Music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4tp_ICa6hDo

Moap and Golden made it back to Forum 9. "Here we are. i'd better stop in at HQ. you off to the weapon development lab?" Moap asked. "Yeah, when I've sold any parts I can't use." Golden answered. "Alright. See you later." Moap then went to the PF HQ, while Golden headed towards the WDL. "You idiots! What the ban are you playing at?!" Someone shouted. "Uh-oh! The Colonel's gonna explode." Golden thought.

Music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjiAWFOq_-E

"Crashing the Mobile Revision into a House?! How long have you been in the Force?!" Colonel Oneleggedfascist scolded two PF soldiers. "Sorry, sir. We were just trying to go as fast as we could, like you ordered..." one soldier said. "But it's impossible to get back to the military district in only 40 seconds!" The other explained. "I don't want any excuses! Champions don't whine, They win!" The Colonel shouted. "Yes, sir." The soldiers said. "You're a disgrace to the Uniform! Are you forgetting the shame you brought on this force during joint maneuvers with Forum 6?! Stick your backs into it, Maggots! Move it!" the Colonel Yelled. "Yes, sir." The Soldiers said again. "Get the Revision back to the military district, double time! Then I want a million push-ups from both of you! And you better not stop until your biceps explode!" The Colonel ordered. "Colonel. We can't move the Revision. " One of the soldiers said. "What?! You better give a Block good reason why!" The Colonel Shouted. "Sir! The impact of the crash damaged the Edit conduction cable! The Edit fuel proceeded to leak out and now the cylinder is empty!" The other soldier explained. "Well, change the cylinder then! Can't you even do something as simple as that?!" The Colonel shouted. "The Auxiliary cylinders have all been used up. It'll be three days until more come in, sir." The soldiers said. "I told you to keep a stock of fuel in reserve!" the Colonel yelled. "Sorry, sir." the soldier said. "You're nothing but slackers!" The Colonel yelled. He reeled his fist back and punched the soldier in the face. "Same old Colonel. At this rate the men will all be dead before they see any action." Golden thought as he walking into the WDL. He walked in and looked at the Modnado. "All right, Golden. How are you?" someone asked from behind. Golden turned around, to see a familiar face. "Ethan!" Golden shouted. "When did you get back to Forum 9?" He asked. "Just now." Ethan answered. "I see you've been busy. Seems your Modnado research has been going well. I made the right choice leaving you in charge." He said. "Your research notes really helped." Golden replied, Chuckling. Ethan looked at the Modnadoo closely. "So you can activate it now then?" He asked. "Well, anyone can activate it. The problem is controlling it." Golden answered. "yeah, for everyone except him." Ethan said. "Yes. if anyone other than Batran could control the Modnado, we could surpass any military force in the world." Golden said. "You think so? What are these hidden functions you mention?" Ethan asked. "It's still only a conjecture, but it looks like the Modnado might be something more than just a weapon for defeating Alts." Golden Answered. "I see. And the evidence to support your theory?" Ethan wondered. "It's the symbol that appears on the Modnado when it's activated. What I know is the center of the Modnado is made from multilayered glass. The symbol appears on the top layer. And each layer is constructed differently." Golden explained. "So it's possible that different symbols could appear on different layers?" Ethan questioned. "Which means..." Golden trailed off. "The Modnado could conceal even more power. Am I right?" Ethan finished. Golden nodded. "If we could just unlock the Modnado's power..." He had a flashback.

music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvs5bVqzLzQ

'''"Batran! Batran!" Batran's brother shouted as Batran was taken onto a stretcher. "Prioritize the most severely injured! Come on! Get a move on!" Colonel Oneleggedfascist shouted. "Batran!" Golden Shouted. "Don't look like that. I haven't gone yet." Batran said. "Golden?" Batran asked. he whispered into Golden's ear. "It was the Modnado. It was... Controlling me... Even so... It saved us... Saved our future... Next... It will be up to you..." Golden was shocked by this and stopped, Looking at the Modnado.'''

"Batran..." Golden whispered. "Well, I'd Better go get the supplies delivered to the Protect Force." Ethan said. "I'll drop by the HQ and see how they're getting on." "Ok then. I'll See you later." Golden replied. Ethan sighed. "Golden. You're spending to much time in the lab. Either that or rummaging for junk in the scrap yard. It ain't healthy for a kid your age. That's why you're always looking so pasty. You should get out, get some fresh air once in a while." Ethan said. "Alright. I'm off." He walked out of the WDL. Golden, deciding to follow Ethan's advice. Went to a special park outside.

Author's note: Auto-correct is still crazy.

Chapter 2: Sunrise in the park
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER WOULD CONTAIN A SEXIST STEREOTYPE IF DISTURBED WAS A GIRL!!!!!

music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3B0F9C2198D26DBA&v=fPtU7aWDdbY

"Batran, are you awake yet?" Disturbed Asked as he walked up the stairs with some soup. (1) Batran rested his shoulder on the bed. "Is it time to eat already? You didn't have to bring it yourself." he said. "Don't be silly." Disturbed said as he place the soup on the table. (2) "Do you want me to feed you?" He asked (3) Batran chuckled "Don't treat me like an invalid. I'm better then I was a year ago." He said. "Much better." Disturbed acknowledged and sighed. "I really thought I lost you back then..." "Yes." Batran said. "But now I'm almost well enough to handle the Modnado again." He thought out loud. Disturbed was shocked. "Batran. Don't say that! The Alts are gone now! Why would you say that?!" He yelled. "I just mean I'm prepared. Sorry." Batran replied. "Ok..." Disturbed sighed. "More importantly, eat up before it gets cold. I made something really special today." He said. "Don't feel like you need to stay here then, Disturbed. Go and make your next delivery." Batran said. "Huh?" Disturbed asked. "Well. I'm sure you'd like Golden to try some while it's still hot." Batran explained. "That's ok." Disturbed said sitting down. "Golden has no sense of taste. He'll say it's delicious even if it's stone cold." He said. Batran laughed at Disturbed's remark. "In which case today he would actually mean it." He said. "Maybe." Disturbed said. "I'm fine, Disturbed. Off you go." Batran said. "Ok." Disturbed replied starting to slowly walk away before looking at Batran. "Batran...Thanks." He said before leaving. Batran struggle to pick up the spoon with his right arm but failed and dropped it. He panted. "I'm not finished yet. I have to be prepared to use the Modnado again." He said.

Music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3B0F9C2198D26DBA&v=4tp_ICa6hDo

Disturbed walked out the door but was stopped by a voice. "Hey, Disturbed." Someone said. Disturbed looked to see... "Ethan!" Disturbed shouted. "Looks like you're in a hurry. Where are you off to?" Ethan asked. "I just thought I'd Take Golden some food, I'm on my way to the lab." Disturbed answered. "Golden's not there right now." Ethan said. "Really?" Disturbed asked. "I just sent Golden out to get some fresh air. you know where he'll have gone." Ethan explained. "Internet park?" Golden guessed. "That's the one." Ethan said. "Ok. Thanks, Ethan." Golden OMG I WILL NOT ADD SAID THIS TIME!!!!! Ethan nodded. Disturbed went to Internet park

The same music as the first of this chapter.

Disturbed walked over to internet park to find Golden talking to himself. "The Modnado..." Golden said to himself. "It's the only sword that's effective against the Alt armor. They say that before time began, it was wielded by the Mervueonis. The same Mervueonis that we all live on. It must have a secret. That's how Batran was able to destroy so many Alts. And why he lost the use of his right arm. If I can just unlock the secret of its Power..." He NOPE! NOT SAYING SAID! "Golden!" Disturbed called. "Disturbed!" Golden shouted.

Meanwhile someone was planning an assault on a part of Mervueonis when sudden he heard: "Disturbed!" He was startled.

Golden ate his sandwich (4) "This is great! It tastes so good!" He s-SCREW THAT! "Really?" Disturbed asked. "It's amazing!" Golden answered. "Oh, Golden, you say that everyday." Disturbed s-NOPE. "Not quite. It's always delicious. But today it's amazing." Golden replied. "Really?" Disturbed asked again. "Yeah." Golden NEIN. "Thank goodness. I used some special herbs and spices today. So if you said it was just the same as usual, I'd know for sure you have no sense of taste!" Disturbed EFWP ERKFC ROEF. "What?" Golden asked. "Oh, nothing." Disturbed you know. "I never thought it could Be so quite hear." Golden Omg. "You're spending to much time with MOAP. You're getting used to all the noise he makes." Disturbed stated. "Yeah, maybe." Golden supposed. They shared a laugh. "It's so peaceful." Disturbed whispered to himself. Suddenly they heard a beeping noise. "The debris siren!" Golden You know what.. Said. Two large pieces of metal were falling from the sky until the Anti-Air batteries fired at them. "There might be more on the way. The Anti-Air batteries can't protect us out here. Let's get back to the lab." Golden said after getting up. "Ok." Disturbed got up as well. They went to the lab.

Author's note: This was easily my least favorite chapter to make. it was quite boring and it was just there to introduce Disturbed. It will get better after about 2-3 chapters. Count how many times I put Said in this chapter.