Crazy Alternate Future of the World

This is basically like Not so serious future of Mapperdonia, except it's the real world. Enjoy!

RULES:

Everything has to be weird and crazy.

2015-2020

 * 2015: Seeing how South Sudan gained independence, North Sudan, East Sudan, Northwest Sudan, and Banana Sudan also gain independence. Sudan collapses, and South Sudan, North Sudan, East Sudan, Northwest Sudan, and Banana Sudan fight to gain control over its lands.
 * 2015: Malaysia decides to take over Indonesia by throwing potato chips. They win the war.
 * 2016: Banada Sudan wins the War for Sudan, but is eaten by Egypt because it is a banana.
 * 2016: Idaho becomes part of ISIS.
 * 2016: Malaysia takes over Papua New Guinea, East Timor, and Australia by throwing more potato chips, including some Doritos.
 * 2017: Malaysia collapses because of all of the potato chips going to waste, which heavily damaged the economy.
 * 2017: Sealand takes over the UK.
 * 2018: Texas becomes part of Latvia. This means Texas cannot into potatoes, which means Texas cannot into potato chips. Texas collapses.
 * 2018: Your middle finger becomes a country.
 * 2018: The former lands of Malaysia are taken over by Mordor.
 * 2018: Mordor takes over New Zealand, which means Hobbiton is part of Mordor.
 * 2019: Mordor takes over antarctica.
 * 2020: Sealand takes over The Netherlands, Luxembourg, and Belgium.
 * 2020: New York City gains independence from the USA.