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May 3rd, 2018: Canadian forces clash with a 4-chan cartel in Seattle. Fierce fighting throughout the day causes many buildings to be burnt to the ground.

May 4th, 2018: The Battle of Seattle continues, now with naval warfare in the Puget Sound. Late in the day, a 4-chan cartel militant shouts "Pepehu Akbar!" and blows himself up with a bomb large enough to topple the Space Needle.