Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26044830-20170808113129/@comment-15419758-20171127211242

Sep-Oct 1516 - Monsoonjr wakes up in Peru again somehow and finds out he's won the Zembigom consul elections along with Tenacious. They shall serve as consuls from January 1 to December 31 in 1517.

Nov-Dec 1516 - Miniosa announces their island, which is no longer called "Monsoonjr's Island", getting blown up is fake news, and they start capturing dodos and shooting them into the sky with cannons to heat the planet up. Surprisingly, this works as the eyeball vines wither and die after the flaming dodo carcasses hit them, and the withering spreads to other neighboring vines as some sort of disease.

Jan-Feb 1517 - Monsoonjr's first act of consul is to send an official request to the King that Zembigom invade the neighboring mountaintop city-state of Bluufingorb to acquire their iron reserves. The eyeball vines have also died out again, this time with all the dead ones too withered to make tea out of or revive. The only hope for future eyeball tea is that another giant eyeball creature from space falls to Earth. The Earth now warms back up after the successful eyeball vine purge.