Yugoserbia

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 * conventional_long_name = Slavic Republic of Yugoserbia
 * native_name = Славенска Република Југосрбија ({{W|Serbian language|Serbian}}) Slavenska republika Jugosrbija ({{W|Romanization of Serbian|tr. SR}}) Slavenska republika Jugosrbija ({{W|Croatian language|Croatian}}) Slawische Republik Jugoserbien ({{W|German language|German}}) Slovanska republika Jugosrbija ({{W|Slovenian language|Slovenian}})
 * common_name =       Yugoserbia
 * image_flag =        Flag_of_Yugoserbia.svg
 * alt_flag =          Flag of Yugoserbia
 * image_coat =        Neues_Wappen.png
 * alt_coat =          Coat of arms
 * symbol_type =       Coat of arms
 * national_motto =    "United under the Yugoserbian Banner!" ({{W|English language|English}}) "Уједињен под Jугосрпске Заставе!" ({{W|Serbian language|Serbian}}) "Ujedinjen pod Jugosrpske zastave!" ({{W|Romanization of Serbian|tr. SR}}) "Ujedinjen pod Jugosrpske zastave!" ({{W|Croatian language|Croatian}}) "Vereinigt unter dem Jugoserbischen Banner!" ({{W|German language|German}}) "Združena v okviru Jugosrbskega banerja!" ({{W|Slovenian language|Slovenian}})
 * national_anthem =   "{{W|Bože pravde|Боже Правде}}" ({{W|Serbian language|Serbian}}) "Bože Pravde" ({{W|Romanization of Serbian|tr. SR}}) "God of Justice" ({{W|English language|English}}) "Bože Pravde" ({{W|Croatian language|Croatian}}) "Gott der Gerechtigkeit" ({{W|German language|German}}) "Bog Pravičnosti" ({{W|Slovenian language|Slovenian}}) (Loudspeaker.png listen)
 * image_map =         Yugoserbia (orthographic projection).png
 * map_caption = Location of Yugoserbia: – {{Colorbox|1 = #376a37}} territory controlled and claimed – {{Colorbox|1 = #c0c1c5}} in Europe
 * capital =           {{W|Beograd}} GeoHack logo.png 44°48’N 20°28’E
 * capital_type = {{W|Capital city|Glavni grad}}
 * largest_city =      capital
 * official_languages = {{W|Croatian language|Croatian}} {{W|German language|German}} {{W|Serbian language|Serbian}} {{W|Slovenian language|Slovenian}}
 * regional_languages = {{W|Albanian language|Albanian}} {{W|Bulgarian language|Bulgarian}} {{W|Modern Greek|Greek}} {{W|Italian language|Italian}} {{W|Russian language|Russian}} {{W|Slovak language|Slovak}}
 * ethnic_groups =     {{Hidden|fw1 = |1 = List of ethnicities|2 = 58.42% {{W|Serbs|Serb}} 16.74% {{W|Croats}} 9.02% {{W|Zarexians}} 4.40% {{W|Slovenes}} 3.18% {{W|Albanians}} 2.64% {{W|Italians}} 2.51% {{W|Bosniaks}} 1.37% {{W|Macedonians}} 0.84% {{W|Montenegrins}} 0.37% {{W|Hungarians}} 0.29% {{W|Germans}} 0.07% {{W|Bulgarians}} 0.05% {{W|Czechs}} 0.02% {{W|Turks}} 0.01% {{W|Slovaks}} 0.01% {{W|Greeks}}} 0.06% others}}
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 * demonym =           Yugoserbian Yugoserb
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 * leader_name1 =      Rajko Metić (2011-2019)
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 * leader_name2 =      Stefan Zaveč (2019-2019)
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 * upper_house =       Senate
 * sovereignty_type =  Aftermath
 * sovereignty_note = of the War for Unification
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 * established_date1 = January 7, 2012
 * area_rank = 74th
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 * area_km2 =280,401
 * area_sq_mi =108,263
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 * HDI_rank = 13th
 * currency =          Yugoserbian dinar
 * currency_code =     YSD
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 * cctld =             .yug (Yugoserbia)
 * iso3166code =       YG
 * calling_code =      +48
 * leader_name3 = Milorad Veljović 2019-today)|leader_title3 = |population_census = 44.372.675|population_census_year = 2019|population_census_rank = 32th|GDP_nominal = 1.053.249.000.000 $|GDP_nominal_year = 2019|GDP_nominal_rank = 16th|GDP_nominal_per_capita = 23.828 $|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank = 40th}}Yugoserbia (/juːgoʊ'sɜːrbiə/, Serbian: Југосрбија, Croatian: Jugosrbija, German: Jugoserbien, Slovenian: Jugosrbija), officially the Slavic Republic of Yugoserbia is a sovereign state in the Balkans and exists mostly in the 21st Century. It is a state Union that combines Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Parts of Italy and the northern half of Albania. It has a population of about 44 million. The current president is called Milorad Veljović, after he won in the latest election in June 2019, due to the surprising death of leader Rajko Metić on January 12th, 2019.

Etymology
Yugoserbia is considered a portmanteau word by many linguists; of yugo— otherwise spelled with a j and u as a suffix—, meaning south in the Serbian language —or Yugoslavia, translating into the land of the South Slavs, and Serbia, the predecessor of the country itself.

The word yugo derives from the Proto-Slavic word *jugъ, meaning the aforementioned south, but also south wind. *Jugъ then derives from either the Proto-Indo-European word of *h2ewg-, meaning to increase (o/w. enlarge), which is a cognate with the Ancient Greek word of αὐγή, meaning light (o/w. beam), or *yowH-, another Proto-Indo-European word, this time meaning to mix (o/w. knead).

On the other hand, Serbia theoretically derives from the Proto-Slavic word *sъrbъ, which has no official meaning; and is connected with the Russian word пасерб, meaning stepson, the Ukrainian word присербитися, meaning to join in, the Old Indic word sarbh-, meaning to fight (o/w. to cut, kill), the Latin word sero, meaning to make up (o/w. to constitute), and the Greek word ειρω, meaning repeat.

Mapperdonian languages

 * Zarexian: Slavic Republic of Yugoserbia in Zarexian.png (tr. Slavia Republike Yugoserbiva)

Foundation
In the morning of September 29th, 1988, had Rajko Metić an idea, that would change his entire life. He was in his garage in his house in Novi Sad. A friend came and they began talking about the unstable kingdom ruling over the country he lived in - Yugoslavia. During this talk, he came to the idea to found an own independent nation - Yugoserbia. The "Yugo" means South, for the South Slavs and the land he wanted to unite. The "Serbia" stands for the State of Serbia ruling this country. His mate Lazar Moljekić thought that this idea was a good one, so they founded the "Micro-State of Yugoserbia". The Yugoslav King Miloš I. Obrenović ignored this foundation as "comedically odd".

Expandations and Diplomacy
For about 10 years, Yugoserbia was only known to the citizens of Novi Sad and friends of Metić. In October 1998, the Romanian Government has decided to recognize the micro-state as its own independent country. Of course, this was made secretly, not to trigger the King. With that, Diplomacy was made with Romania. Moljkević and his wife went several times to Romania and back, for diplomatic reasons. They became part-time secret diplomats. Only 9 months later, in 1999, they got recognized by another country. This time in Asia - South Korea. In 2000, after the fall of the Yugoslavian Kingdom, more diplomacy was opened with the world, and so, 5 countries followed to recognize the micro-state. These are: Slovenia, 2004; Norway, 2007; Hungary and Ecuador 2009, and finally, Latvia in 2011. During this time, the Micro-State of Yugoserbia has been expanded by a bit. Friends of Metić joined the state and declared parts of their houses as part of Yugoserbia. From 1988 to 2000, Yugoserbia expanded its size by 41 times, from 50,44m2 to 2.074,38m2. In the next 10 years, they have expanded it about 9 times, to 0,18km2. The Serbian Government was aware of those actions, but didn't intervene, since they were de-facto Yugoserbian territory, but they would still pay for Serbia taxes and work in Serbia.

Rise of Power and Elections 2010/11
Not only in size, also popularity has grown in and about Yugoserbia. Metić held speeches in Novi Sad to inform everyone about the plans he had. Due to his skyrocketing popularity in the 2nd largest city of Serbia, he found his own party, the "Jugosrpska Demokratska Stranka", in English: "Yugoserbian Democratic Party" (JDS). With this party, he candidated in the communal elections in late 2010 in Novi Sad and won with 57% of the votes. This victory was not enough for the then 69-year old Serb. He wanted to candidate in the parliament elections in the following year of 2011. After the announcement of his candidation, he became Serbia-wide known. He held speeches in various cities, from Subotica to Priština, from Novi Pazar to Kikinda, from Bačka Topola to Pirot, across all of Serbia. The current Serbian government at that time wasn't very happy about the ideas of the in 1941 born politician. Nevertheless, he won the vote in June 2011 with an unbelievable 78% of all votes counted. This was a humiliating victory for the YDP and a dramatic loss for the then current government.

Aftermath of the Election
After the final victory, which brang Metić power across all of Serbia. He dissolved the micro-state, since he moved out of his flat in Novi Sad, the then "capital". On 10th September, 2011, he held a speech where he became known over all of Europe.''' "I, Ratko Metić declare the new goals of the Yugoserbian Democratic Party. We plan, to unite all the South Slavs, like in old times. We will set peace and prosperity to all people of the former Yugoslavia." '''A lot of people have followed his ideas, others didn't and tried everything to put down Metić. Like on September 15th, when he was kidnapped by Croatian Nationalists in Beograd. The reason: They did not want a united Yugoslavia under the Serbs' rule. The police caught the Nationalists three days later in a small town in Croatia, near Zagreb. Only one day later, on September 19th, Ratko Metić's brother, Luka, was assassinated by an unknown person to this day, to weaken the leader of the leading party. After that, protests arised for Metić's plan to be done as fast as possible. Again here, Croatian, Albanian and even Serbian Nationalists killed a few protesters. That was the last string for Metić to start his operation...

The last string to the fire
For Metić, this was enough. He wanted his plan, which was actually to happen in 2015, to be fullfilled now. He took eventually the control of Serbia, as he recieved so much support from the population that nobody would actually care. But for Croatia, this was an unacceptable decision. As the days went, Croatia mobilized for a war and what became a hard Balkan War was just around the corner...

Balkan War
In late February of 2012, all-out-war escalated between Serbia and Croatia. Little progress was made in the first days, the Croats managed to take over the border town of Šid while the Serbs occupied Ilok in Croatia. In March of the same year, Montenegro decided to join the newly Serbia, as the ideas they had were similar to "Serbia's sparta". Not much into the war and Republika Srpska, a Serb republic in Bosnia and Hercegovina declared its independence and joined the war on the side of Beograd. This started a war in Bosnia aswell, since the Bosnian Muslims couldn't accept such huge loss of territory. Hence, the remainder of Bosnia joined the Croatian side and a nearly 2-year-long war was there. Croatia and Bosnia were supported by the western powers USA and UK. The Serbs were protected by Russia and Greece. Ironically, Macedonia joined Serbia in mid 2012 to protect itsself from Bulgaria and Greece, which were supporting Beograd.

1 year into the war and 2 new conflicts arose: Croat Bosnians were having the same independence ideas as the Republika Srpska, so they declared their own state aswell: The Croatian Republic of Herceg-Bosna. This means Bosnia was fighting with Croatia but also against them, since Croatia were of course supporting Herceg-Bosna. On the other side of the Balkans, Albania was its opportunity to unite all Albanians and create their own "Greater Albania". Albania, which was backed by the US and Canada, joined the conflict as a third side in early 2013 and let Greece join the war on Serbia's side.

War of Yugoserbian Unification (Serbia, Srpska vs. Croatia, Bosnia [later Slovenia])
In 2012, the Serbs made huge progress into occupying Bosnia and Slavonia, since especially in Slavonia, there were a lot of Serbs who joined the arms of Serbia and revolted in Croatia. In what became known as the Pakrac massacre, 10.000 civilians would die after the fighting escalated, many of whom where children, women and helpless old people. After Sarajevo and Tuzla fell in early January of 2013, Metić declared the "State of Yugoserbia" on Orthodox Christmas 2013 (Jan 7th, 2013), this date is very important to Yugoserbia to this day, since it is the National Day of Yugoserbia.

Into 2013 and the war was about to end very soon. 50% of Croatia was occupied and Bosnia was about to fall to its knees. A small offensive by the Croats didn't change a lot, Bosnia surrendered on the 14th of April, 2013. The only not-taken territory was the still remaining Herceg-Bosna, which will we talk about later. Now, it was Croatia left to fall. 6 harsh months of fighting, 130.000 dead bodies buried around the battle-places. After Zagreb and Split fell in November of 2013, Croatia layed down its arms and peace talks began. War in the Western Balkans was over. In the last days of 2013, Slovenia submitted itsself to Yugoserbia as the fear of getting attacked anytime was just too high.

Croatian-Bosnian War (Bosnian Civil War, Bosnia vs. Herceg-Bosna)
After the declaration of independence in Southwestern Bosnia, the war just exploded in this tiny triangle. Now, the Bosnians had to fight the Croats and Serbs and with a large trade embargo, this war was just their destiny. In only a few months, Mostar, Sarajevo, Tuzla and Zvornik were in foreign hands. As mentioned earlier, Bosnia surrendered to Yugoserbia which let only Herceg-Bosna left. They, eventually too, fell to the growing Serbian force.

War of Albanian Aggression (Albania vs. Yugoserbia, Greece)
Not to forget, the Southern Balkans were on it too. Albania saw their chance to "save all Albanians", since Yugoserbia and Greece must've been very busy in the other part of the Southeastern European panhandle. For the Albanian bad luck though, a lot of Serbian troops were stationed in Montenegro to prevent a counter-attack by the Croats via Montenegro. Combined with the prepared Greek men, this war was Albania's destiny aswell. It took only a few weeks for 30% of Albania to be occupied, including the border towns of Kukës and Shkodra, which were re-named to Kukes and Skadar. In June of 2013, 98% of the country was fallen, only Tirana was left. In what became the "Struggle for Tirana", 200.000 military men would end their lives in this Albanian metropole. After 44 days of continous fighting for the capital, the Albanians eventually surrendered.

Treaty of Loznica, Serbia
- Croatia, Bosnia, Slovenia and Herceg-Bosna shall be integrated into Yugoserbia as provinces.

- Albania shall be split up between Yugoserbia and Greece, with Tirana being occupied for 3 years, then ceded to Yugoserbia.

- The Yugoserbian constiution shall be re-written.

- Rajko Metić is declared as leader.