User blog:CastleFort1/A special day

Happy Pentecost 6/9 bitches.

Pew to my dick.

Pew, Pew, Pew.

Lololololol.

And now a reading of the Acts of the Shitposters: Chapter 2.

When the time for 6/9 was fulfilled, they were all in one place together.

And suddenly there came from the sky a nose like a strong jacking off wind and it filled the entire shitpost house in which they were.

Then there appeared to them tounges of shitposts as of flaming dicks, which parted and came to rest on each one of the shitposters.

And they were all filled with the Shitpost Sexy Spirit and began to speak in different shitpost languages, as the shitposts enabled them to proclaim.