User blog:KpTroopaFR/Hey Now, It's Winter

(I know it's not actually winter, shut up)

Read with the tune of 'All Star' by Smash Mouth

Somebody once told me,

Watch out for global warming

Shut up it's fucking 0 degrees (celsius)

She was looking kinda numb

With her finger and her thumb

That both looked like they were about to fall

So, the degrees started dropping and they won't stop droppin'

My balls are freezing and the cold hit me runnin'

I can't wait for the fucking summer,

The cold-ass weather is a fucking bummer,

So much to do, so much to see

But you can't go out 'cause it's cold

At 5PM, it gets dim,

You'll never freeze if you stay in,

CHORUS (by SconesAndTeaMapping, except the "get cold" parts and the last verse)

Hey now, it's winter! Get your hat on, get cold !

Hey now, it's winter! Fuck Santa Claus, get cold !

All we get is frost bite

Holy fuck it's cold, have some hot stew

It's a cold time and it can't get colder

Christmas miracles, fuck that when you're older

But the 6-year-old kids beg to differ

Judging by the presents under the tree

The ice we skate is slippery as fuck

The water's freezing cold so you might as well don't

My ears are numb, how about yours ?

That's the way I hate it and waitin' for Christmas

Chorus again

Hey now, it's winter! Get your hat on, get cold !

Hey now, it's winter! Fuck Santa Claus, get cold !

All we get is frost bite

Holy fuck it's cold, have some hot stew

WIP