User blog:EthanKoenigsberg/der fanfic

chapter one - monsoon

Ethan went to Monsoon's house and said "OI WHY NO SERVER". Monsoon replied, "Please don't hurt me! It takes a while!". Ethan got angry and destroys the MacGyvered computer and Ethan worships Arcy and Aleksandar because Makedonskism. The end

chapter two - arcy the evil

Arcy went to Ethan's house and stepped into the room where it has traps. However, Batran accidentally arrests Ethan and puts him into court. "Wtf", Ethan said and he blames Arcy that did the evil and all that stuff. Batran declares Arcy guilty and Ethan was freed, however, Arcy got imprisoned for 1 year, the end.

chapter three - makedonskism

Today, a new Greek mapper joins Mapperdonia. Then Ethan asks Tomemapping to form Makedonski Coalition, but then many people jeered at Tome and Ethan and say Macedonia is Greek. Then a nuclear weapon is aimed to Skopje and every single FYROM city, town and village. Tomemapping asks Batran, "Why?".

No-one absolutely cares. So Mapperdonia and Greece aims those nuclear weapons and destroys FYROM, killing Tomemapping in the process. Ethan shouted, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ONLY MEMBER OF THE MAKEDONSKI COALITION!". Then Ethan got finally got into the court once again and was banned from travelling to Mapperdonian controlled Greece (which is Macedonia) ever again