Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26045059-20150521012220/@comment-26272248-20150523033015

Granted. The chicken contains a deadly foodborne bacteria which was previously undiscovered due to its unusual ability to resist extreme temperatures. Humanity dies off, and slowly a hyper-evolved variant of the Western Lowland Gorilla replaces humans as the dominant species. These apes then go to space and conquer the galaxy, resulting in the destruction of countless species across the galaxy and the genocide of intergalactic forces intervening in this crisis.

I wish India's economy was solely based off of pork.