Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5190339-20160817190100

Before I start the post, let me clarify one thing:

The goal of the game is not to expand.

Alright. So what is the goal? To make the most confusing map ever created by mankind. Now, let me clarify about confusion.

Confusion is

 * Fucking subdivisions.
 * Fucking border disputes.
 * Fucking tiny countries everywhere.
 * Fucking enclaves and stupid colouring.
 * Fucking unrealistic organization.
 * Fucking stripes and outlines.
 * Motherfucking complexity.

Confusion isn't

 * Fucking boring swathes of one colour.
 * Fucking giant countries.
 * Fucking random landmasses.
 * Fucking leaving everything green.
 * Fucking putting names on the map.
 * Fucking random xD nations that make no sense. Like repuablic of minion xD.
 * Motherfucking simplicity.

Other ground rules

 * When you add a country, add it to the legend at the bottom.
 * Use the correct border colours.
 * Borders must be 1 pixel thick.
 * No anti-aliasing.
 * Try to add backstory if you want?
 * Don't be a dick.
 * Don't do two turns in a row.

XO how the fuck do I play
You know MITW?

Yeah, like that. Except add new countries every turn, not expand one country.

Bootlist

 * FedexWI - Until 30 August 2016

Resources

 * WorldA maps, WHICH THIS USES
 * The original thread, which might be helpful.
 * The map that inspired this.
 * The best colour scheme. 