Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24096104-20151228134258/@comment-26272248-20160119000242

I had a dream where I was in my basement after some water spilled, and there was a giant frog by my back door. When the frog tried to open the door, I accidentally unlocked it, so the giant frog came in and morphed into this human thingy. The frog-human thing made me a mutant garbage milkshake and asked me to drink it while he was away completing his metamorphasis into a bald Arab man, but I thought it was gross so I shoved it down the drain. About 2 days later, I was out in downtown Seattle for some reason, then I saw the Arab man he was going to turn into, and he knocked me out after we supposedly made up and put aside our differences. Eventually, after being knocked out several times as well as a failed attempt on my life, I caught the Arab frog-man off guard, kicked him to the ground, and repeatedly kicked my foot into his head. His head was indestructible, however, so I started jumping on his chest, and I heard his ribs crack. I later saw that a hole was forming around the man's heart, and in said heart there was a tiny frog. The hole immediately mended itself and the Arab man thanked me for getting rid of the "parasite" inside of his body, and an interrogation by the police department confirmed his statements as being true. After a week of keeping the frog in a jar, I decided to kill the frog, realizing that it was an evil beast.