Talk:Mappervision Song Contest XXX/@comment-25244331-20180215113828

Konrad: Welcome everyone to the monthly Mappervision broadcast in Valkyria, which this month we'll be participating in Turku, Arkmarken, for the thirtieth edition of the contest.

''Olav: So, thirtieth you saying? In Roman numbers isn't it "XXX", and it's... kinda weir-''

''Konrad: Shhh.... it's normal, it's normal, nothing to discuss. Now, let us begin the points given by Valkyria to other nations in the contests. ''

Olav: So do we start with the small points?

''Konrad: Of course, no one likes revealing the douze points at the beginning. Alright, let's get this started.''

1. Beravia

2. Vandaysia

3. Alatia

4. Slavia

5. Kurwalands

''Konrad: Wait, doesn't "kurwa" means "whore" in Polish? Then this nation is named "Whorelands"?''

''Olav: Shhhhh.... It's not important ya know. Let's move on.''

6. Grees

A call rings in the studio in København, and Olav picks up.

Olav: Yes, Valkyrian Television Network, København HQ, who's on the line?

Random voice: What the hell is that nation you just given point to is that basically just a pseudo-Greece that has an inverted flag and isn't even well-kno-

''The call was cut off at this point. Olav looks at Konrad, who is showing a confusing behavior. "Spam call", he responded.''

Konrad: Can we continue now?

Olav nods.

7 - Iberian Kingdom

8 - Arkmarken

10 - Danubian Federation

''Konrad: Alright, it's time we announce the douze points. Is everyone ready?''

''Olav: I am. It's gonna be.... Nov-''

Konrad: Nope.

Olav: Don't we agree to vote for Novasrbija?

''Konrad: Meh, I prefer the original Alone. Nightcore is too high. With that being said, the twelve points go to...''

NEO PRUSSIA.

.*awkward silence*

Olav: Konrad, both songs involves Alan Walker, so why the heck do you prefer the Neo Prussian entry?

''Konrad: Dude, there's also Coldplay. And apparently Anna likes it. So yeah I wouldn't argue with her.''

''Olav: If you say so. Stay tuned, the PornHub commer- I mean the March edition of the Mappervision TV. See you all in... whereever it's hosted next time.''