User blog:EthanKoenigsberg/Kim Jong-un wins the 2017 Nobel Peace Prize

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WASHINGTON POST

"Kim Jong Un is hardly a man short on accolades – the problem is, most are given out by the North Korean state. Later this year, however, the North Korean leader will finally gain some international recognition, joining the likes of Myanmar's Aung San Suu Kyi and India’s Mahatma Gandhi in receiving a statesmanship award from an Indonesian-based organization.

''The accolade, given out by the Bali-based Sukarno Education Foundation, honors Kim for his "peace, justice and humanity," Agence France Presse reports. The North Korean leader is due to receive the award in September.''

''If you don't equate Kim with "peace, justice and humility," that's understandable. North Korea is nicknamed the "hermit kingdom" for its isolation, and after three generations and almost 70 years of the Kim family dynasty, much of the world knows the country better for its violence, repression and cruelty. Last year, a United Nations investigation accused the country of human rights abuses “without any parallel in the contemporary world," pointing towards Nazi Germany to find a suitable comparison.''

''However the award shouldn't come as too much of a surprise: According to the Jakarta Globe, the Sukarno Education Foundation had previously given the award to Kim's grandfather, Kim Il Sung, posthumously in 2001. North Korea and Indonesia have enjoyed bilateral relations since the 1960s, established during the era of Kim Il Sung and Indonesian President Sukarno, for whom the Bali-based foundation is named.''

''Rachmawati Sukarnoputri, head of the foundation and the daughter of Sukarno, the founding leader of Indonesia, is quick to dismiss international criticism of North Korea. "The allegations about human rights abuses are untrue," she explained to AFP, dismissing the reports of atrocities as "Western propaganda."''

''Sukarnoputri also draws parallels with her own father, who led Indonesia's independence movement before spending almost 22 years as the country's leader. Remembered as a charismatic if autocratic leader, Sukarno's anti-colonial outlook was also criticized by the West, Sukarnoputri notes. “It’s common [to be branded a dictator]. To stand on one’s principles in reaching a goal, many consider this the behavior of a dictator,” Sukarnoputri told the Jakarta Post last week.''

''As absurd as Kim's prize may seem, international peace prizes often reflect a political leaning. While everyone may be well aware of the Nobel Peace Prize, they may be less familiar with the China-based Confucius Peace Prize, which was launched in 2010 and was recently awarded to former Cuban leader Fidel Castro. Individuals criticized by the West have at points set up their own peace prizes to rival the Nobel – between 1988 to 2010, Libya had its own own "Al-Gaddafi International Prize for Human Rights." Winners included Venezuela's Hugo Chavez and the children of Palestine."''

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"Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) – As darkness falls upon the West, a shining beacon on a hill lights the world with a ray of hope from the East.

''The beacon carries with it a message — a message of hope and change. Instead of capitalism, we could have communism. Instead of privilege, we could have equality. Instead of freedom of choice, we could have freedom from choice.''

''As Donald Trump beats the drums of war, the most unlikeliest of heroes has emerged: North Korea’s Dear Leader Kim Jong-un. No progressive has voiced such heroic opposition to the Cheeto-in-Chief since Barack Hussein Obama left the White House. It’s time for the Nobel Committee to recognize Kim Jong-un’s heroism with the most accredited award in the world: the Nobel Peace Prize. If Obama deserved a Nobel Peace Prize, then Kim Jong-un deserves one just as well — maybe two.''

''Let me be clear. One person alone is responsible for chaos in the world: Donald J. Trump. It was Donald J. Trump who recently started a war in Charlottesville. It was also Donald J. Trump who started a war of words against two peaceful communist countries, the People’s Republic of China and the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (a.k.a., North Korea).''

''Kim Jong-un, however, has diffused Trump’s time bombs like a skilled chess grandmaster. While Trump has threatened nuclear annihilation, Kim Jong-un has said that he refuses to play the game of Mutual Assured Destruction (MAD) and will not strike Guam even if the United States were to attack the peace-loving communist state.''

''Further details have also emerged as to Kim Jong-un’s compassion in connection with the death of University of Virginia student Otto Warmbier. Although the alt-right has waged a brutal propaganda war against Kim Jong-un, the truth has emerged that, yes, Warmbier likely did in fact die of botulism triggered by his spoiled frat boy attitude.''

''Botulism commonly arises in prisons from prison-made alcohol, as a recent article from the Journal of Correctional Healthcare has noted. In fact, botulism outbreaks are common in prisons around the world and have even occurred in U.S. prisons. In that regard, Warmbier was no different than the 1,800 other estimated U.S. college students who die every year from alcohol-related causes. Warmbier’s death just occurred from conduct arising while serving a prison sentence for other frat boy-related conduct in North Korea. Although Warmbier had served just fifteen months of his fifteen-year sentence, Kim Jong-un mercifully let the spoiled frat boy return to his family in Cincinnati. Would Donald Trump have done the same for a North Korean prisoner? No."''