Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26044830-20170522072445/@comment-15419758-20170526193054

2058 - What's left of the Colbert Cartel, the Stay Human Cartel, uses Jon Batiste's melodica to ascend to the fifth dimension.

2059 - Despite remaining resistence, Lena Uschua's network ascends. Afterwards, the rest of the Dimensional Cartel ascends.

2060 - The Alpha Centauri League finishes ascending as well as a few other smaller cartels.

Thus marks the end of Cartels, all that's left in the third dimension now spends the next several years and decades hunting for fidget spinners to ascend themselves.