Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26044830-20170522072445/@comment-15419758-20170524203629

2049 - The Musk Cartel ascends to the fifth dimension. Meanwhile, another offshoot of the Dimensional Cartel, the Colbert Cartel, prepares for ascension. The Colbert Cartel follows the laws set forth by Stephen Colbert's big furry hat, they believe the now-ascended Imperial Cartel's God Emperor Trump's mouth is Vladimir Putin's cock-holster, and their anthem is whatever jazzy piece of Jon Batiste's they feel like playing.