User blog:EthanConquistador/History Stuff

I made this history thing from the chats from MrOwnerandPwner and me. Hazza means it's MrOwnerandPwner.


 * ethanConquistador: 13.8 billion years ago... ME IS IN THE STEAM CHAT
 * Hazza595: Hey, you want to continue the history?
 * ethanConquistador: OK
 * ethanConquistador: The SNOWBALL EARTH ERA
 * Hazza595: The First Snowball Earth, actually.
 * ethanConquistador: The Volcanic Eruption starts to melt the first snowball earth.
 * Hazza595: The first recorded continents drift north from the Antarctic.
 * ethanConquistador: Which formed Colombia, a super continent
 * ethanConquistador: *Rodinia
 * Hazza595: First Colombia, then Rodinia.
 * ethanConquistador: The Rodinian continent breaks up into Pannotia.
 * Hazza595: 900mya: The first true Multicelluar life.
 * ethanConquistador: 750mya: Another snowball earth occured.
 * Hazza595: 600mya: The third Snowball Earth occurs.
 * ethanConquistador: 540mya: Cambrian explosion has occured.
 * Hazza595: 550mya: The beginning of the Cambrian Era.
 * Hazza595: *530
 * ethanConquistador: 460mya: FIsh appeared
 * ethanConquistador: *440
 * Hazza595: 380mya: First vertabrae animals appear.
 * ethanConquistador: 360mya: Insects appeared and they were large.
 * Hazza595: 355 mya: Late Devonian extinction.
 * ethanConquistador: 280mya: Largte volcano was erupted in Siberia.
 * ethanConquistador: *270
 * Hazza595: 252 mya: Permian-Triassic extinction event.
 * ethanConquistador: 228 mya: Dinosaurs appeared
 * Hazza595: 180 mya: Pangea splits into Godwanaland and Lurasia.
 * ethanConquistador: 65.5 mya: Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event.
 * Hazza595: 60 mya: Dominance of mammals.
 * ethanConquistador: 5 mya: HUmans emerged
 * Hazza595: 3 mya: First humanoid proper.
 * ethanConquistador: 1.8 mya: The Ice Ages
 * Hazza595: 750,000 BC: Discovery of fire by Homo Erectus.
 * ethanConquistador: 100,000 BC: First modern human.
 * Hazza595: 70,000 - 30,000 migrations of humans to other continents.
 * ethanConquistador: 5000 BC: Agriculture
 * Hazza595: 4000 BC Sumer, the first civilisation.
 * ethanConquistador: 3000 BC: Egypt is founded.
 * Hazza595: 2900 BC: Indus Valley.
 * ethanConquistador: 2800 BC: The Xia Dynasty
 * Hazza595: 2300 BC: the Akkadian Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 2000 BC: Olmecs?
 * Hazza595: 1700 BC: Rise of Assyria and Babylon
 * ethanConquistador: 1500 BC: Some greek states started
 * Hazza595: 1300 BC: The Mitanni.
 * ethanConquistador: ~500 BC: Cyrus took over the Medes
 * Hazza595: Woah, big jump!!
 * ethanConquistador: lol
 * Hazza595: Could you go back a little? And not miss the entire Assyrian, Babylonian, and Median Empires?
 * ethanConquistador: Oh
 * ethanConquistador: 1000 BCE: Rise of the Assyrian Empire
 * Hazza595: 900 BC: Collapse of the Hititie Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 800 BC: Fall of Assyria and rise of Babylonia
 * Hazza595: *600BC
 * ethanConquistador: OK
 * ethanConquistador: YOUR TURNA
 * Hazza595: 550 BC: Rise of Medes.
 * ethanConquistador: ~490 BC: Cyrus destroys the Medes
 * Hazza595: 400BC: The Achaemenids reach Europe.
 * ethanConquistador: ~380 BC: Alexander destroys the Archaemenid Empire
 * Hazza595: 200BC: Punic wars.
 * ethanConquistador: 100 BC: ROme takes over Carthage
 * Hazza595: 43 BC: The Romans conquer most of Europe and become an Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 0 AD: Jesus Christ was born?
 * Hazza595: 100: Invasion of England by the Roman Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 140: Nero abandons Britannia
 * Hazza595: 250: Parthia falls to the Sassanids.
 * ethanConquistador: 400: Breakup of ROme
 * Hazza595: 470: West Rome falls to Barbarians, the beginning of the dark ages.
 * ethanConquistador: 500: Byzantines attack the Vandals and Ostrogoths
 * Hazza595: 600: Islam begins in Arabia.
 * ethanConquistador: 650: Islam created the Byzantine Empire fall in the African area
 * Hazza595: 700: The Rashidun Caliphate becomes the Ummayad Caliphate.
 * ethanConquistador: ~800: Beginning of CK2, Charlemagne expends to Germania and Italy
 * Hazza595: 920: Charlemagne dies, the Frankish Empire splits into East Francia, West Francia, and Lotharingia.
 * ethanConquistador: 950: Kievan Rus' is formed.
 * Hazza595: *862
 * Hazza595: 970: Germany and Italy form the Holy Roman Empire.
 * ethanConquistador: 1000: The first Mllenia.
 * ethanConquistador: *Mellenia
 * ethanConquistador: GTG