User blog:Asdf Mapping/Reality Hurts: a KKAP and Aen fanfic: Chapters 4-6 (ft. Alternate Ending by Galactic Penguin)

Reality Hurts, Chapter 4: Plan Edit Nobody noticed that they were late to dinner, and the evening continued along normally. It wasn't until the next morning that Felix could tell Aen about what was going on. They were sitting next to each other in Mapping Textures Class when he mentioned it. "Hey, Aen, can I tell you something? Promise not to tell anybody else" said Felix.

"Sure KKAP, what is it? I'd always keep a secret if it was from you" said Aen sincerely.

Felix felt warm inside. "Well, Flaming likes Sparkly. But Sparkly and Oli are going out, and Oli likes Flaming. Flaming asked me yesteday to help out with him and I didn't want to do it alone. Could you help me?"

"Sure. But how are we going to do this? We should try to corner Oli about it in the evening activity. Tonight is the improv skit night, and since Councler Asdf is the only one who really cares about it, nobody will notice if we go missing." Aen grinned.

Felix thought that was really hot. "That's great Aen! Let's do it."

Class churned on and Felix would have fallen asleep if it wasn't for SunnyKhan tapping him on the shoulder to wake him up. Felix couldn't believe camp could be this boring. He came here to have fun!

Anyway, evening activity came faster than expected, after the class was over. Ceplio was in the middle of his "Happy" skit, which wasn't so surprising because that was his profile picture on the wiki, and Oli got up to presumably go to the bathroom or get a drink of water. Felix and Aen looked at each other, nodded, and went to follow him.

Reality Hurts, Chapter 5: Cornered

In a quiet part of backstage near the water fountain, Felix and Aen met with Oli and started talking.

"Hey, Oli. How are things going with Sparkly?" Felix teased.

"Um, fine. I really like her, and she's actually fine about my umm... Fetish... I told her about." Oli said sheepishly.

Felix didn't know what Oli's fetish was, and he didn't necessarily want to know. Him and Aen continued to press on.

"But Oli, didn't you like Flaming? Why did you give up on him?" questioned Aen.

"I did-well, I still do, but Flaming always looked.... Uninterested in me. I'm trying someone new now." Oli sighed. "Guys, what is this about? Why are you asking me this?"

Felix just shrugged. "Well... Flaming... He likes Sparkly too."

Oli became taken aback and looked confused. Felix and Aen could tell he did not know what to do.

"This-This changes things." stammered Oli.

"Since you like Flaming, and would want the best for him, can you let him have Sparkly?"

Felix glared at Aen. He had gone too far. Oli thought that, too.

"You can't tell me what to do with my life! I've decided, I'm over Flaming, and I'm not gay anymore! I've never gotten the person I liked, ever in my life! The only time something good ever happens, you guys try to ruin it! That's it, FUCK YOU!!!" Oli's scream could be heard all throughout backstage and a lot of people looked at the three questioningly. Oli noticed this and ran out, leaving Felix and Aen alone.

Reality Hurts Chapter 6: Love

The two stood there in silence for a moment. "Should we go... After him?" Felix asked. He started to move towards the door. It didn't look like his plan to get Aen to like him would actually work.

"W-Wait, KKAP." said Aen. "I want to do something first."

Aen walked into a closet filled with costumes. Then he came out of the closet. "I'm gay." said Aen. Do-Do you like me?"

Felix started to smile. The smile grew larger and larger on his face. He couldn't believe it! His plan had actually worked! And Aen was adorable stammering like that. Aen always appeared so confident and so stable. Seeing Aen being vulnerable was so cute. "Yes. I do."

And then Aen leaned in and kissed Felix. Right on the lips. Felix fell into the kiss, pressing himself up onto Aen's body. They opened their mouths up and let their tongues run wild. Passion ran through them like wildfire.

All the other people backstage stopped to stare at both of them, but soon turned away, embarrassed.

But there was one person that didn't. One person that came back to backstage to get something he left there. One person who was very hurt and angry.

One person who really, really, wanted revenge.

Olimario.

Alternate ending by GalacticPenguin: (REMEMBER THIS PART IS NOT CANON, THE STORY DOESNT ACTUALLY END HERE)

Suddenly, there was screaming. People fled out the exits while an angry man in a Soviet military trenchcoat stormed into the building. Olimario, Aen, and Felix squealed in horror as they attempted to escape, but they were cornered. The man took off his helmet, revealing himself to be Galactic. He shouted, "I said enough of the fucking sex and drama!" as he pulled a panzerfaust out of his trenchcoat. Aen gave one last screech before Galactic blew the trio up. Their organs splattered over the wall, while each of their respective dicks were vaporized immediately.

As he left the building, a girl ran after Galactic and said, "Wait, I think your cute! Maybe we can go out sometime?" Galactic slowly turned around, and then proceeded to move in close to her. She opened her arms to hug him, but Galactic knocked her down and smothered her with a pillow.

The end (: