Best Country

The best country is a country that owns ALL of the islands on earth, because it is the best. It was rated 10/10 by IGN, because simply, it's the best. It was created when a genitically modified human ruled palau, then everybody thought he was the best and gave him all the islands. Even nations that are islands just gave the best nation the whole of their land just because they knew they couldnt defeat the best. It is banned off competitions because it always wins #1. It is the best on everything good, better than every other nation combined. If a country dares to fight it, they will always get defeated and will lose its coastline and 10 km distance of a border to it and/or become a puppet of the best country. The best country is home to the best person in the world, Donald Trump Chuck Norris. In the best country, everyone has a Nokia 3310, because it's unbreakable, and thus the best. The best country contains no cringe, or cancer, or yiff, etc. There exists no hatred, no anti-bronies, only acceptance (and unlimited cash btw, did I mention that ?).