Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-15419758-20170408084903/@comment-26044830-20170414050221

February 17th, 2021 - Remove Kebab Cartel - a rival of NMC - risen in Sprska Republika and Serbia. It has secretly achieved 20,000 members

February 21st, 2021 - Tyranid and Dinosaur Cartel takes over Uluru in an attack made by Ethan and his child soldiers (omg child abuser rip me). His child soldiers will be indoctrinated to learn about Jesus being a dinosaur and all that stuff that everyone is hiding "all the time". Dinosaur Cartel administrates Australia, Southeast Asia, Korea, NZ and Antarctica but Tyranid Cartel is for Africa, Europe and rest of Asia.

February 28th, 2021 - Kim Jong Un announces his 26th nuclear test on the growing Teletubby Cartel and nukes Vladivostok.