User blog:Hydrozen/MSG AKA Manuel64 Diss Track MK II (Official Blog Post)

Calling all units, shots fired
 * Sidewinder in a cop car wearing uniform, holding a walkie talkie*

Shots fired in front of the TFOE Wikia

There's about to be a cringe blog in progress

Send all available units

Send in the mappers

Send in the countryballs

Send in the admins

Send in the... fuck

*Sidewinder appears* I wanna be admin

Cuz you're blocked and I wanna savor it

But it's cool, after banning you I'll paypal you 2K

Oh no you getting mad?

Gonna call the admins all over my ass?

That shit was fucking absurd

You're Minnesotan who can't write proper English words?

You spam like you eating some paste

Is that your IQ or your age?

Say to the Wikia face

How Spiritomb and Preasten taste

Eyy you look afraid, must've seen a good mapper

Well ditto little bitch but I'm not scared to show mine

*Asgard Mapping crashes in* You've been pretending

Ever since your Manuel account got suspended

Let users think you did it all, when you weren't capable of making decent map games

That's bad, but then I saw your flags and maps

I was more disappointed than when I found out Manuel thought Fireblade was a gal

Boy gotta meme

Gotta meme meme meme

Cuz when you've got no personality replace it with a shitscream.

You really don't see everyone rolling their eyes

Hoping to die from you throwing edit counts in their face?

No no no no

You think they're gonna say

"Oh my god

"You're such a legend"

"You make me so wet with your pointless blogs"

"You've gained my respect with your shitload of edits"

"Please, take me to Minnesota and fuck me"

*Sidewinder takes back the mic* You're fucking delusional

So try your best to remember

You're not a meme

You're a Manuel Alt Pretender

Dis blog the flavor of the month

But which is it huh?

A whiny Minnesotan wannabe French boi

Is salt and vinegar

You're like VladNyky, without the talent

Like ChuzzyBunny, but a little faggot

Like Manuel64, wait, you're exactly like Manuel64

*all together now*

So you don't wanna be like a little bitch

But girl you're about to be crucified

How can Francoisa be stronk

when they're to scared to go take on Valkyria

Lil hoe

Lil bitch

Suck my 30 meter nuke

Admit you just got pounded

I'd say read the rules if you could find it

Get it?

Because you got banned from the Discord?

Let's make fun of the Minnesotan boi

With his shitty map game tries

Jesus christ

You're as predictable as a house tour

To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor

Whatever meme you try and make it's actually really shit

You can't draw flags for shit, you narcissistic prick

Your blogs and stuff are shitty, here's what I predict

Your war with Albadonia's bound to have some losing gaps

How the fuck can someone with Mapping in their name

Draw up such crappy maps?

But let me guess, I'm probably an alt, right?

Isn't that your excuse?

When you're too stupid to explain your ONs

'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube

You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that

So, come to think of it

You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat

Got shit memes, no allies and no friends and no dick

And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch

Now I'm finished as planned

It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad

But I got one question to ask you, bro

Did it feel good, though?