Talk:Deadly 2016: Panzerkampfwagen Schadenfreude/@comment-26031225-20161030172106

Republic of Colombia
 * Goverment: The current president is overthrown by the military as his policies as his policies are seen as inefective by both the military and the population. However, unlike what most people would think, the military held new elections rather than placing one of them as leader. The old parties lose a lot of support, and a new party called the Bolivarian Party benefits from this. Armando Paredes from the BP ends up winning the election with 47% of the vote and he is sworn in as president on March 1st. Armando's main objective is to restore peace on Colombia, and the first step is to make peace with FARC. Although nor everyone agreed, the peace treaty with the FARC was passed by the Congress, putting an end to a decade-long conflict. However the measures against the cartels are much more harsh and a massive crackwon is done all over the country (this was done since the drug war began but now it is itensified). Certain drugs are also legalized, weakening the cartels even further.
 * Military: The military is modernized and military conscription becomes compulsive, increase the number of active frontline personnel in all military branches, mostly ground. This is done to take down the remaining drug cartels and to protect from foreign threats. Colombia also invests in counter-espionage because reasons.
 * Economy: Nothing changes (uber lazy)
 * Diplomacy:
 * Panama: Colombia guarantees their independence and sends a proposal to the Panaman goverment where they ask them to become part of Colombia as an autonomous region. If they accept they will have autonomy and protection of foreign threats, since many countries will want to own the Panama Canal now that the UN is gone, Mexico already threatened Panama for this, so they should join me.
 * Panaman Liberation Army (PLA): After the fall of Panama to China, we have no option but to accept it, since fighting the Chinese directly would be suicide. However, we start funding a Panaman group to rise up against China, because Panamans wouldn't be happy with Chinese rule and the simple idea of China holding into Panama is ridiculous to say the least.
 * Ecuador: Even though they decided to cut relations with us for a ridiculous reason, we state that we have already cracked down most of the cartels and that we have being doing this for FUCKING DECADES and that we will be done with it soon. Therefore a proposal is sent for a merge between our two nations. This union would be called Bolivarian Federation, and Ecuador would have a high degree of autonomy. We ask them to accept this since world powers are expanding everywhere and with them being an small nation, they are vulnerable to foreign attacks just like Panama.
 * Venezuela: Relations are really tense as Colombia dislikes Venezuela's goverment, which is viewed as authoritarian and corrupt, border skimishes are becoming common, and war could erupt in any moment. We start funding anti-goverment rebels, in order to try to overthrow Maduro in a few years.
 * Argentina: Their alliance request is accepted.
 * China:  Hey memelord friend, there is a high chance that Panamans will rebel against your rule because uhh, you are in the other side of the world and your culture and goverment is completely different. Sooo, I think you should allow me to annex Panama (you can sell it or whatever) while keeping control over the Canal. I mean it's not like you really need the rest of the country and you will probably get revolts as I stated before. I don't care if you keep the canal, just let me have the rest of Panama, please. We can sign a free trade agreement or a non-aggresion pact, too.
 * Costa Rica: We ask them to become an autonomous region of Colombia, and we point out Mexico and China as possible threats for them. If they join us, we'll give them protection in return.