Talk:Years of Blood: Cold War (Map Game)/@comment-26031225-20160923171443

From: Mesoamerican Republic

To: United Kingdom

We are sorry for attacking your colony, our leader Lucio Cabañas smoked too much marijuana and he thought that Belize was an independent nation instead of a British colony. We had to follow his orders of invading the 'totally independent nation of Belize' because he gets really angry if we don't. We will glady withdraw from your colony if you promise to not attack us. In return we will try to pay war reparations with free banana supplies for the UK for the next 20 years.

Signed, Mamerto Puterto Cantu, governor of the Péten province