The Kingdom of Khitria

The Kingdom of Khitria, or just simply, Khitria, takes place in east parts of Germany, west parts of Poland and southern parts of Denmark

It's capital is called: Rydlytaklečučo (In khitrish of course), it's in the north western part of Khitria

Official languages: Danish and Swedish (Northern parts), Polish (Eastern parts), German (Western parts) and Khitrish (Spoken in all parts)

2018:
A War begins near eastern parts of Germany, as Khitria begins as a double king kingdom. Khitria's flag is created.

2019:
The war expands to Denmark and Poland,  Rydlytaklečučo is established.

2020:
A peace treaty is signed: Khitria will take parts of western Poland, southern Denmark and eastern Germany.

2022:
Khitria's first king, Ȥuiiğy Ho'oikleče, dies and is replaced by his brother, Ȥuiiğy Baȥuyčiede. Khitria changes it's flag because of this

2034:
Sweden buys 2/3 of it's original land back from Khitria. Khitria changes its flag again

2036:
Khitria Joins the EU.

Ȥuiče
The company's name means "King's" in khitrish, it is the wealthiest and best company in the country

The company's products are:

1. Power-backup
A program that will silently save all your files you are editing, be it png, txt, jpeg, zip, etc. It will do this constantly and put those saves in a backup file, when the computer shuts off abruptly due to a power-out, you will instantly be greeted with the message:

Choose how you want to keep your data: Cost: 3.5Ə (75.125€)
 * 1) Overwrite original file.
 * 2) Keep as separate file.
 * 3) Discard backup file.

Company: Ȥuiče ("King's" in khitrish, it is the wealthiest and best company in the country)

2. Boxes
Ȥuiče has invented more boxes than your usual square cardboard box

1. Sphere box

The sphere box is just that, a box for things that shouldn't be rolled in a cube box because of being fragile.

2. Rail box

The rail box is a box that can be carried on rails to it's destination

3. Soft box.

A box that can be placed anywhere it can fit without damaging it's internals or externals too much.

Ȥuiiğy Ho'oikleče
The older of the two king brothers, which is currently dead, was a truly important person, he was one of the best kings they knew.

Ȥuiiğy Baȥuyčiede
The younger of the two king brothers, currently alive, was slightly wealthier than his brother and was the one who had the idea for Ȥuiče.

Laws
Laws are important in Khitria, as it can be a matter of pleasure, death, jail and poverty.

Theese are the core laws:
 * Not obeying the king can lead to 4 years of jail.
 * Killing the king can lead to your death, accidental or not. No waiting, you will be quickly executed.
 * Ruining the palace can lead you to paying for it.
 * Protests against the king will send you right into jail for 6 years
 * Burning flags or anything that symbolizes against the country will give you some lovely 8 years in jail
 * Stealing the king's crown will give you 1 decade in jail
 * Killing someone important to the king can give you 1 month in jail and then an execution.
 * You may legally purchase Marijuana.
 * If you have a child you shall take care of it for atleast a decade before giving it to someone, the child may disagree or not, if it does, don't give it to someone else.
 * You first have to prove you're allowed and able to own a gun before purchasing it.
 * Deforesting in huge amounts, especialy in The Great Forest, will send you in jail for 2 years then you have to pay for the forest.
 * You must first prove you're allowed to be released from jail before you will be. Else you will spend 2 extra months.

Geography
The wonderful kingdom also has some interesting places.

The Khitrish Desert
The Khitrish Desert has many spiral-like structures of sand all across the land, the desert reaches a burning 50-70 Degrees celsius at noon and 24-30 at night and is a very famous Khitrish tourist destination. Seen in the map as bright yellow

The Great Forest
Khitria also has a very, very large forest, which is however, full of very short trees, due to the lack of water, they grow very, very, very slow. Seen in the map as green

The Cities
Ah yes, the cities, they have 3 circular main places to live, one of which is for residents, the other for commercial sites such as shops and the other for factories and such, they have one street connecting them all and two streets, one that leads into the city, and one that leads into places like the power plants. Mostly urban places in the map as grey

The Rivers
The rivers of Khitria are surprisingly very clean and safe to drink, due to Khitria's river filtering process. Seen in the map as blue

The Snowscapes
The Snowscapes, the most freezing of all, due to Khitria's Ice manufacutring companies there, they bring in rail boxes with fresh freezing air from greenland to cool the ice down, in some way, also cooling those parts. Seen in the map as bright blue

Currency
Khitria has only two currencies, the Aight and Miliaight.

Aight
The Aight is about 25 euros and is made of a very fine and strong paper.

Miliaight
The Miliaight is the subdivision of the Aight and costs about 1000 times smaller than the Aight

Language
The Khitrish language is very different from other languages since it doesn't have a family like romance languages or germanic languages, instead, it's alone in it's language family.

So since I'm not willing to make every SINGLE WORD and put it here, I'm going to list a few.

Directions
Up - Ȥju

Down - Dëun

North - Deürd

South - Heud

East - Ëȥ

West - Tëȥ

Left - Ljet

Right - Rjet

Forward - Paruard

Backward - Bakruard

Greetings
Hello - Jiylo

Hi - Jiy

Welcome - Bëlkam

Good Morning - Joëd Mërnen

Good Afternoon - Joëd Ëiterdud

Good Evening - Joëd Evjiën

Planets + The Sun
Sun - Ȥël

Mercury - Myrkuro

Venus - Ȥedoj

Earth - Tjierë

Mars - Mi'ert

Vesta - Bëta (In Khitrish culture some dwarf planets are considered real planets. So don't get freaked out)

Ceres - Alpje

Jupiter - Giup

Saturn - Ȥaturn

Uranus - Oranoȥ

Neptune - Depyt

Pluto - Plut

Haumea - Hjeumë

Eris - Yrik

(Some) Moons
Moon - Mun

Phobos - Pjiob

Deimos - Djiob

Ganymede - Jamimëd

Europa - Jioropa

Io - Jo

Callisto - Kalist

Titan - Titan

Mimas - Meime

Enceladus - Ekeladoȥ

Rhea - Re'a

Dione - Djion

Tethys - Tetis

Miranda - Midera

Ariel - Aria

Umbriel - Umbria

Titania - Titaja

Oberon - Obreon

Triton - Triot

Charon - Karom

Anthem
Khitria has no actual lyric-based anthem, just an orchestra version of Tetris Theme B.

Misc
You might have noticed it looks a bit like a mix of a tiny Prussia and East Germany. That is because I was originally decided to make it the Kingdom of Prussia, I scrapped that because it's way too cliché. The flag also looks a bit like Prussia's.

Sorry if this is a bad country. Atleast I tried.