Talk:Art of War (Map Game)/@comment-30355834-20170922174807

Commonwealth of Australia (Former) | Republic of Australia

Governement: The Governor-General of Australia, Peter Cosgrove accidentally slips on a very convienently placed banana peel and falls out of a window to his death. The Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull replaces him, but he is soon exposed for hiring a mercenary to put a banana peel in Peter's path, causing him to be lynched for being such a PENIS.

After that very bumpy ride the elections came up again because the entire government ended up dead and surprise a new fucking party is formed and they're fascistic racistic hitleristic because that is totally not cliche at all. They win because don't the Australians just fucking love political suicide?

Laws (Serious Business):

THEY EAT THA POO POO (TETPP): After our fuhrer watched a nice and inspiring video about an Ugandan calling out the gays he decided to SHUT DOWN the gays. Way to go, fuhrer!

eKKKonomy: Since the Hitlerites won the elections the economy suddenly became better because why the fuck not? Fascists sure are economic geniuses haha heil Hitler!

Wars: "Man I sure do love fucking wars" The fuhrer of Australia once said, it was also reported he stuck his head out of his lemousine's window and shook a balled fist in the air while yelling "AUSTRALIA IS WHITE!!!!!" after seeing a thread on /int/ calling the Australians filthy abbos. Oh shit back to the wars.

AUSTRALIAN EXPANSIONISM AND RAPE OF ISLANDIC NATIONS BECAUSE THAT ISNT CLICHE AT ALL: ok so us australians need tiny little fucking islands because war haha war never changes le video game quote xddd. Ahem. Anyways, we invade Fiji, Tonga and all of them oceanic nations because we fucking can alright heil Hiter. The Australian Expansionism and Rape of Islandic Nations Because That Isn't Cliche at All proved to be very successful and got us Australians land.