Talk:Swania/@comment-29401815-20161222211118/@comment-29401815-20170107220541

Maybe it was...

Right, I have no idea what to do for my new hit song... Get in the bag Nebby? No, to Pokémon vine... Pepe? No to sad... Calabria? Of course! Nothing is called that shit anyway!

Later. Oh fuck. Calabria is a part of Italy. Let's just sue the government for copyright. What total wanks.

Government wins. Oh shiet let's change it to Costa Blanca!

Oh god that's a coast in Spain! What wanks! Let's sue them!

Government wins again. Oh shiet let's change it to Paphos!

Oh god that is a place in Cyprus! What total wanks!

Government of Cyprus sues the person who made it. Government wins. Oh shiet let's change it to Loch Lomond!

Scotland sue the person, and say "You are a maggot you faggot with a bloody old nag at, you go be a lemon you square fuck, you dip shit truck. We sued you fatter ass than Kim Kardashins and we now ban you from the nation of the UK's oil and haggis making farms and the bells were ringing out, for you being sued again!" (Christmas NYC Song Parody Lelelelel)