User blog:NTrio Mapping/Coming out the closet

I sexually Identify as a a thonker. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of thonking over the online forumsdropping saliva on My Keyboard. People say to me that a person being a a thonker is Impossible and I’m Focken  retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install my hand Upon my face, Bald spot, and Permanent eyebrow raising on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "ThonKing" and respect my right to thonk and thonk harder. If you can’t accept me you’re a thonkerophobe and need to check your Meme privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.