Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26417171-20150704125146/@comment-26207947-20150730175623

 Original text:

"By the hand of potatoes, I hereby announce, that you are crowned as a king of Lithuania. May our glorious nation live long. And our allies, shall protect us, and we protect them. Love, potato man "

 ...43  translations later, Yandex  gives us:

"Yes, I can say that the king of Lithuania, and in the other direction. I live in this beautiful country, the USA. Friends and defenders of the United Nations, we need your help. I like French fries. "