User blog:EthanKoenigsberg/Fake news is now popular in Baltorus



RIGA (AP) - It looks like Baltorus is trying to create as many fake news articles into the Internet as much as possible. Thousands of "hackers" which are actually scammers who tried to make phone calls with other Anglo-speaking countries, have created websites praising Trump's stupidity, Baltorus and even saying terrorist attacks are actually "fake and gay".

No-one knows why they are calling it fake and gay but they claim that all terrorist attacks handed out by al-Qaeda and Islamic State were in fact fake and gay to the factor of undectillion or even infinity is it has more fake casualties or have CGI makeups.

Baltorus in the last few news have fallen into strife, but it doesn't mean some are earning money from clickbaiting anything from websites to fake advertising. Although Baltorus has blocked any Western, Chinese or Russian websites, some have managed to reach Facebook, VK and Weibo and posted a lot of fake news posts.

"I never seen something like this at so many levels," Mark Zuckerberg, owner of Facebook explained about this effect happening in the last six months. "These users are burning through much of our fake news detection that it could be rendered useless."

One of the Baltorusian articles in the Internet have shown that the Saint Petersburg attack and the Stockholm truck attack are in fact fake and gay. These attacks were being conducted in the last few days and yet Baltorus decides to deny all terrorist attacks made by Islamic extremists just because "its fake and gay".

Jan, whose real name was not revealed for security reasons said the reason for this is because Baltorus recognises Holy Islamic Empire and these attacks handed out by ISIS or al-Qaeda are US-made.

"There's nothing wrong in Syria, seriously Trump why are you trying to attack Islamic province of Syria for no reason? You are committing a war crime."

Associated Press also interviewed Friedrik, again covering up his name for security reasons. AP told him how do they get $6,900 per day and then donating it to the government.

"Well, our leader told us that they need money because we are sanctioned by all governments and because we need to show the truth. The truth must be out there somewhere and we can't let Western governments influence other nations like us from what we do."

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QUESTION: Just because of the attack of fake news and attacking our network, I just want to ask you, sir... TRUMP: I'm changing it from fake news, though.

QUESTION: Doesn't that under...

TRUMP: Very fake news.

QUESTION: ... I know, but aren't you...

(LAUGHTER)

TRUMP: Go ahead.

QUESTION: Real news, Mr. President, real news.

TRUMP: And you're not related to our new...

QUESTION: I am not related, sir. No. I do like the sound of Secretary Acosta, I must say.

TRUMP: I looked -- you know, I looked at that name. I said, wait a minute, is there any relation there? Alex Acosta. QUESTION: I'm sure you checked that out, sir.

TRUMP: OK. Now I checked it -- I said -- they said, "No, sir." I said, "Do me a favor, go back and check the family tree."

QUESTION: But aren't you -- aren't you concerned, sir, that you are undermining the people's faith in the First Amendment, freedom of the press, the press in this country, when you call stories you don't like "fake news"? Why not just say it's a story I don't like.

TRUMP: I do that.

QUESTION: When you call it "fake news," you're undermining confidence in our news media (inaudible) important.