Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30131759-20161227140127/@comment-26247925-20170117172825

Granted, for another four years the Republican Party continues to grow more and more right-wing, while parties like the Libertarian Party grow more and more popular. Meanwhile, the Democrats start becoming more conservative, angering those who support Bernie Sanders and his populist leftist views. Eventually the next election comes, with the Republicans and Libertarians splitting the conservative vote, and the Democrats lead by Michelle Obama winning the election once again. This leads to wide-scale rebellions and the assassination of Joe Biden. The world mourns Joe Biden and then commits suicide. Everyone Dies.

I wish for tight pants.