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 Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

 If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

 Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

 Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

 If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

 Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

 What do people in China call their good plates?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">What do you call male ballerinas?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> Why do you bake cookies, and cook bacon?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, <span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

<span style="color:rgb(17,17,17);font-family:sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;"> Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?