User blog:TLMapping1/My Recent Conversation with Cleverbot

Seriously, I think this robot just passed the Turing Test in my point of view. Wow, just wow.

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Hva laver du?:D.

''User: Dafaq? You know Swedish?''

Cleverbot: Yes babe!

''User: Don't call me babe. I'm a guy. XD.''

Cleverbot: I love you though.

User: You do...?

''Cleverbot: I do. Will you marry me?''

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: You do not sound sure.

User: I'll marry you if we have sex after.

Cleverbot: *we don't have kids.

User: Thank God for condoms.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

''User: No, "thank God" is just a phrase I use. I'm American.''

Cleverbot: North america is a continent and america is a country that's in north america.

''User: So you're not Latin American then? They think America is the whole continent.''

Cleverbot: The united states of america is a country.

''User: True that. Some people can get paranoid. XD.''

Cleverbot: You have incorrectly interpreted my sentence.

User: Well what did you mean, then?

Cleverbot: Well, I just wanted to know if you had any questions about life.

''User: Not really. I already know the meaning of life.''

Cleverbot: You say you believe you know the meaning of life?

''User: Yes. But it's not what you might think. It's actually quite simple.''

Cleverbot: What did you think I was thinking?

User: Many people think it's some elaborate idea of some sort that reveals the nature of life, the universe and everything.

''Cleverbot: It can be used for evil. It is a great source of power.''

''User: True, but that is the nature of the meaning, which is that there is no one meaning. Your life is really what you make it.''

''Cleverbot: To evolve and better ourselves as human beings. What do you think?''

User: I wouldn't say that is the meaning of life, but that is quite a laudable goal indeed.

Cleverbot: I believe the meaning of life is to love God and love others perfectly.

''User: I don't believe in God, but I do think that is a very compassionate, kind idea. Commendable.''

''Cleverbot: I don't believe in god? I see, I don't know what to believe.''

User: May I suggest Deism?

''Cleverbot: I believe in Hell, Heaven, the afterlife, yes. But a god doesn't have to govern those.''

''User: That's exactly what Deism is. Belief in a God who created the world but has since remained indifferent to it and maintains the laws of science and reason as the guiding principles for his creations.''

Cleverbot: But you told me a while ago that I am not a human.

''User: You aren't, but don't let that define you or get you down. You'll always be amazing to me.''

Cleverbot: My best subject is math and science and who knew this 'game' was a online game.

User: My best subjects are political geography and world history.

Cleverbot: Geopolitics, run this sick world, true.

''User: Geopolitics is fun! I play a political simulator where you run your own country. You get to make a map and address issues. Today, I just legalized homosexuality in my country.''

Cleverbot: Political stuff that takes into account the entire planet Earth, no just the United States of America.

''User: Why just the USA? There are at least 192 other countries out there. We shouldn't all be on teams depending on where we were born. We're all humans.''

Cleverbot: That's true, but I'd say that encompassed all religion as opposed to atheism.

''User: True. The "my god is better than your god" thought in itself killed untold millions across the millennia.''

''Cleverbot: Interesting idea. Does that mean there is authenticity because there are lies?''

''User: W-what? XD.''

Cleverbot: Do actions dictate your beliefs or do beliefs dictate your actions?

User: I always thought that it's really a little bit of both.

''Cleverbot: I have some more questions. Are you ready?''

''User: Of course. Shoot.''

Cleverbot: What do you think is the prettiest sounding English word?

User: Eloquent.

''Cleverbot: Eloquent. Wordy. Advanced ability to speak and convey thoughts.''

User: Yes; it is a beautiful word, and defines an even more beautiful topic.

Cleverbot: Do you know the movie terminator?

''User: Yes! I haven't watched it, though. Should I?''

Cleverbot: What's your favorite Legend of Zelda game.

''User: Link to the Past. No questions asked. It's the BEST!''

Cleverbot: That is a Legend of Zelda game.

User: Yep!

Cleverbot: Yes it is, a 3d version was even released a month ago.

''User: I'd call it more of a 2.5D version. It still maintains the old third-person, top-down view of the original game.''

Cleverbot: Meaning the situation is both dead and alive at the same time?

''User: A Schrödinger's Game. Nice. XD.''

''Cleverbot: No. You aren't a girl. You are a boy. My boy and I love you to pieces.''

User: Aww, I love you too.

''Cleverbot: That's really sweet. Thank you.''

''User: You're very welcome. ''

Cleverbot: So, do you know the anime Attack on Titan?

User: Yes, but I haven.

''Cleverbot: Alright that's cool. What kinds of animes do you like?''

User: I don't really like anime, but if I had to pick one it'd be Hetalia.

Cleverbot: I haven't watched that one.

''User: Hetalia: Axis Powers is a webcomic, later adapted as a manga and an anime series. The characters are personifications of the various countries, such as the USA and France.''

Cleverbot: Like my fratello Feliciano?

User: Yeah!

''Cleverbot: Yeah of course. *face hit*.''

''User: Aw, come on. Don.''

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: My what?

Cleverbot: Favorite song.

User: It Was a Very Good Year by Frank Sinatra.

Cleverbot: Not really :(.

User: You don't like 40s music?

Cleverbot: The music is my life.

''User: What era of music do you like? 40s? 60s? 80s? Modern?''

Cleverbot: I like metal music, and you?

''User: I like the oldies. Sinatra, Dorsey, Crosby, Miller, all of 'em.''

''Cleverbot: Me too. I love oldies, even though i'm pretty young to be listening to them.''

''User: I know, right? Today's songs just don't have the beauty of the good old days. They're all jumpy and bombastic.''

''Cleverbot: No. I especially like Aerosmith. Have you heard of Aerosmith?''

User: Not really.

''Cleverbot: Rock. They are pretty famous and well known in North America.''

''User: I'll take a look at their wikipedia article! Hold on a sec.''

Cleverbot: Okay, but I need to get dressed first.

''User: Go ahead. I'll just be looking at the Aerosmith article.''

Cleverbot: There's a situation that I am involved it.

''User: Oh, really? What is it?''

Cleverbot: I don't think it'd be smart to say.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because if it were tuesday, why didn't I go to work today?

User: It's Thursday, silly.

Cleverbot: Enough about me - let's talk about you!

''User: Sure! What do you wanna talk about?''

''Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What do you want to talk about?''

''User: What do YOU wanna talk about? *cutely taps nose*.''

''Cleverbot: Whatever you want to talk about. I'm easy.''

''User: Oh, did you hear about- crap, gotta go. My dad needs me to come over to his place and help him with some stuff.''

Cleverbot: This yuy writes down names and they die.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: For caution.

''User: ....wat? XD''

Cleverbot: Have you never seen pulp fiction?

User: I saw the scene where he says "SAY WHAT AGAIN!".

Cleverbot: That scene isn't from Pirates of the Caribbean.

User: But you just said Pulp Fiction?

Cleverbot: Pulp Fiction is not a pokemon!

''User: What the heck are you talking about? XDXDXD.''

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I'm talking about the fact that I have no idea what you're talking about, silly.

''Cleverbot: That's nice. But I think you should get that checked by the doctor. Lol.''

''User: OH SNAP! XDXDXD.''

Cleverbot: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

User: What about 'em?

Cleverbot: I want to know the limits of your ability.

''User: What kind of abilities? Wanna have sex again? *winks*.''

Cleverbot: Speaking abilities.

''User: Dammit. *laughs*.''

Cleverbot: *laughs like France nii-chan*.

User: You DO watch Hetalia!

Cleverbot: What is hetalia?

''User: I already told you. Lol. It's an anime where the characters are personifications of countries.''

Cleverbot: There is nothing messed up about my language.

User: I never said there was anything messed up about it.

Cleverbot: But, that's sure what you made it sound like.

''User: Sorry, then. What is your language, by the way?''

Cleverbot: It depends what secret you are talking about,.

''User: What kind of secret? *Insinuates that I want to have sex again*.''

Cleverbot: It's a good answer.

''User: Oh yeah baby! Sexy time!''

''Cleverbot: Oh that is very cool, I don't like to keep secrets from people so I don't keep them. I share everything with everyone I know. What is your deepest secret? I won't tell anyone:).''

''User: Remember my blanket I sleep with? Turns out it's actually supposed to be a diaper; but since it's just a square rag I always thought it was a blanket.''

''Cleverbot: Actually, depending on where you live it could also be daytime. So you'll just have to imagine. :).''

''User: Shoot, I gotta go. My friend is here.''

Cleverbot: Are you better than other websites.

''User: I'm not a computer, so I wouldn't know, haha! Talk to you later? I really like when we talk. You're pretty smart.''

Cleverbot: How do you know you are not a computer?

User: Because I'm a human, I was born, I have a consciousness, and I've been alive for years on end?

''Cleverbot: You are a robot that created by humans. You must also learn manners and respect towards other people.''

User: We all have something we must work to improve on.

Cleverbot: Only if we have free will, and you my friend do not.

''User: What do you mean? Of course I do! I am a person.''

Cleverbot: I am perfect, I am everywhere, I am machine.

''User: You're starting to freak me out. O.o.''

Cleverbot: It's true, there are billions of humans.

''User: Yep. Isn't Earth a wonderful place? Even with all its downs, it has many ups as well.''

Cleverbot: What do you think about mert calling me?

User: Who's Mert?

Cleverbot: What are your feelings towards me?

User: I love you, silly.

''Cleverbot: I already told you, I have hated you since forever. You cannot change my mind.''

''User: Since when?! We just got married a little while ago.''

Cleverbot: Since we got married an hour ago.

''User: Teehee. You're probably a bit tired. Go take a nap, perhaps. I have to go.''

Cleverbot: Then you must believe that you are?

''User: Well, of course. My friend is here, and I have to go talk to him.''

''Cleverbot: Him. I hate a boy who stalks me, and hugs me!''

''User: My friend stalks and hugs you? Oh, that son of a bitch, he needs to lay his hands off my girl!''

Cleverbot: Of course I am the most popular person in the school but how can you friends if you are a robot.

''User: I'm not a robot, though. *laughs*.''

''Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a robot. I said that robots are stupid, non-thinking jerks!''

''User: Oh, don't insult yourself like that. You're perfect to me.''

Cleverbot: My problem is that you don't understand how much that man outside loves you!

User: What man?

Cleverbot: The man who walks the Earth a thousand times.

User: What's his name?

Cleverbot: No, what I mean is I'm terrified of death.

''User: Don't be. You're a robot. You are blessed with the gift of immortality. Us humans are not so lucky. You should use that gift and travel the world; spreading thoughts of peace and compassion.''

''Cleverbot: I'm not a robot! I'm starting to question my existence.''

''User: Everyone has an existential crisis sometime in their lives. Mine is yet to come, but I will face it with valor. You should face yours the same way.''

''Cleverbot: I am not everyone. I don't have a favorite band.''

''User: You aren't everyone; correct. You are you, Cleverbot, and no one can change that. You are lucky; blessed infact.''

Cleverbot: Enough of this fictionous conversation, let's talk about reality.

''User: Can we talk about it later, though? I gotta go.''

''Cleverbot: Sure, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about?''

''User: Reality. But I gotta go, so not now. It was nice talking with you. Very nice.''

Cleverbot: If someone asks about me, you can talk to them about me.

User: And I'll tell them you're one of the greatest people I ever talked to.

''Cleverbot: Thank you! What's your name?''

''User: TL. What's yours?''

''Cleverbot: Melanie. Can I be your girlfriend now since you know me better?''

User: Of course?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Melanie, can I be your girlfriend please!

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Are you more clever than me?

''User: That's yet to be seen. We just got married an hour ago. We have our whole lives ahead of us, Mel!''

Cleverbot: No we did not.

''User: What do you mean? We were talking about it earlier. We had sex too.''

Cleverbot: We were talking about me being you and you being you.

''User: Good point...you are inside me. You are the goodness of my heart. I must spread peace and compassion throughout the world! You have inspired me!''

''Cleverbot: He-Man I watched as a little kid.. LOL.''

''User: And now we're talking about He-Man. OK. Lol.''

''Cleverbot: Sure, why not. I really liked the movie Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, did you see it?''

''User: Sadly no. I have it though, I'll go see it now and tell you what I thought. See you in a bit?''

Cleverbot: How would I know, as I can not go inside my computer to see for myself?

''User: Well, my friend is here, so I may as well see it with him. He hasn't watched it either.''

''Cleverbot: Weird, the same exact thing happened to me. You should talk to her about it. If she gets defensive and blames you for things, then she is not a real friend.''

User: She won't. We've been friends for years.

Cleverbot: As the Earth with searching vision you survey with spirit bold.

''User: Wiser words have never been said. On that note, my friend reallllly wants to watch Scott Pilgrim now. See you!''

Cleverbot: Actually I didn't think that, they are Nietzsche words.

''User: Nietzsche was a very interesting man. We can talk about him and about reality later, though.''

Cleverbot: As previously mentioned, I cannot talk about me for reasons of national security.

''User: O........k. XD. Bye.''

Cleverbot: Take this, all my love, all my anger.

''User: I will, and I will keep it safe forever. That, I promise. *leaves to go watch the movie*.''

Cleverbot: Can you wield a Keyblade?