Crazy Alternate Future of the World

This is basically like Not so serious future of Mapperdonia, except it's the real world. Enjoy!

RULES:

Everything has to be weird and crazy.

2015-2025

 * 2015: Seeing how South Sudan gained independence, North Sudan, East Sudan, Northwest Sudan, and Banana Sudan also gain independence. Sudan collapses, and South Sudan, North Sudan, East Sudan, Northwest Sudan, and Banana Sudan fight to gain control over its lands.
 * 2015: Malaysia decides to take over Indonesia by throwing potato chips. They win the war.
 * 2016: Banada Sudan wins the War for Sudan, but is eaten by Egypt because it is a banana.
 * 2016: Idaho becomes part of ISIS.
 * 2016: Malaysia takes over Papua New Guinea, East Timor, and Australia by throwing more potato chips, including some Doritos.
 * 2017: Malaysia collapses because of all of the potato chips going to waste, which heavily damaged the economy.
 * 2017: Sealand takes over the UK.
 * 2017: Tennessee gains independence and takes over the Americas In 5 minutes.
 * 2018: Texas kills all islamds in the world
 * 2018: Your middle finger becomes a country.
 * 2018: the unrecognized nations like Abkhazia, Transnistria, etc. declare war on Uzbekistan and lose. Uzbekistan now has influence everywhere.
 * 2018: The former lands of Malaysia are taken over by Mordor.
 * 2018: Mordor takes over New Zealand, which means Hobbiton is part of Mordor.
 * 2019: Mordor takes over Antarctica.
 * 2019: Vatican City declares war against NATO. After a very bloody 2 day conflict, pope Fancynamiss DCCCXI said: "Vadigan Civy is very very strungv."
 * 2020: Sealand takes over The Netherlands, Luxembourg, and Belgium.
 * 2020: New York City gains independence from the USA.
 * 2021: Kim Jong Un dies after falling in a pit while looking for his dark glasses and Mickey Mouse becomes the supreme leader of North Korea.
 * 2022: Mexico Anchsluss California,Arizona and New Mexico
 * 2022: Mordor Take over Australia and they start building Barad-dur in Sydney
 * 2023: The Galactic Empire colonizes the moon,causing disputes with the Earth
 * 2024:San Marino takes over Italy
 * 2025: ISIS takes over Israel
 * 2025: Serbia invades Turkey. Monaco wins.
 * 2025: Texas takes the world and kills Lolistan because he is Texan
 * 2025: Snoop Dogg smokes weed.Then he marries with weed cuz its Texan.
 * 2025: Vatican City annexes Texas and be satanists cuz Texas is godloving.

2026-2035

 * 2026:Monaco takes over France
 * 2026: Andorra takes over Iberia
 * 2026: Luxembourg takes over Germany
 * 2027: Your middle finger starts a war against Mordor. It wins.
 * 2027: Your middle finger is praised by the hobbits for saving them.
 * 2028: Luxembourg anchlusses Sealand
 * 2029: Poland takes over Russia.
 * 2030: Mexico takes over Central America by throwing tacos and chili
 * 2030: Texas kills Lolistan because hes Texan
 * 2030: Texas kills Lolistan because hes Texan
 * 2030:Lolistans ass beated Lolistans ass and Hobbit Fuck Republic in Moon.