Art of War (Map Game)

Get some, get some, here it comes right up your bitch fucking ass you fucking bitch? (map)

The Art of War is a map game about war. That's it.

Rules

 * 1) First of all, don't be a pussy and invade some shit. Pussies are not appreciated here. At least, in the metaphorical sense.
 * 2) Don't be a grade A asshole. If the staff say you can't do something, you can't fucking do it. Got it, amigo?
 * 3) Unrealism is gay.
 * 4) Drama-starters are gay.
 * 5) To join, write the nation you want to play as backwards.