Talk:Linguavision Song Contest X/@comment-26047466-20170531204817

Harinia will not assist Linguavision Song Contest X?

Why would we not?


 * A report has come in from the Tehran Hospital, claiming that the lead singer for Harinia in Linguavision Song Contest X, You're Mom Flores suffered from a meme attack last Saturday arround 3PM in the afternoon. Authorities are searching into what could have caused this to happen.
 * One of his siblings reported in an interview " I never thought You're Mom would ever suffer from this. He never liked memes at all ", He said with a worrysome look at his face.

Harinian Embassadors evacuate from Katkaris after Linguavision assistance is cancelled

The situation in Katkaris becomes even more worrysome, King worries.

Reports from Harinian embassadors in Katkaris signify that Katkaris was tracking down foreign agents and planning to execute them on the news of Harinia not assisting, the Harinia Bureau Department (HBD) has safely got them out of Katkaris into the Great Lakes. No further information was given, although the embassador John Cullen from Yazd claimed " The situation in Katkaris is dangerous, and it would be prudent to not get close to it or even visit the nation at all " he affirmed in an interview at his arrival in Toronto, met by dog piss and a bird shitting on his fedora.

Reports from military insiders and the Harinian Public Information Agency (HPIA) claim that military spending has increased by a 4.7% since the event of the cancellation, and that the ICBM armament has been recently reactivated, and that other missiles designed to track down incoming missiles have also been readied. To all of this, You're mom has recovered, and claimed " gguguhgghh pepe " in an interview. A troublesome development.

20:48, May 31, 2017 (UTC), TVP News.