User blog comment:Kitsune the Pro/Being a tree.../@comment-6812733-20140603185828

I'm sure they have their own version of racism. Just think about it.

Rock: Hey, tall guy! Yea, you, tree-boy! Kick those birdies out!

Tree: What ya gonna do about it roundy? Gonna roll over me?

Rock: I might!

Tree: You ain't gonna do that, you're too fat! Just like all the other rocks here, you're just round and you can't even move! Look how I move with the wind! *wind shakes the branches* Yea! You ain't got shit on me boy!

Rock: That's sexist you know! We rocks aren't just boys! I'm a girl you know! I'm gonna sue you!

So much diversity, so many fights... LET'S KILL NATURE SINCE IT'S SO RUDE! YEAAAAAAH! *grabs a torch and runs to the forest*