Talk:Divided Kingdom (Map Game)/@comment-32542975-20180424065906/@comment-32542975-20180424110351

To: King Daniel I of Herdfortshire

Your Majesty, you are a fool. You are a fool if you think you can unite a nation 'peacefully and diplomatically'. Give me an example of someone uniting a great nation 'peacefully and diplomatically'. How did the Spanish unite Spain? By fire and by sword. How did Otto von Bismarck unite Germany? By fire and by sword. How did Guiseppe Garibaldi unite Italy? By fire and by sword. How did our great predcessors, Alfred the Great, Edward the Confessor and William the Conqueror unite Britain? By fire and by sword.

Oh, we are a dictatorship? Don't you see that we have a parliament with MP's elected by the people? Oh well.

Yours truly,

Edward I, King of North Yorkshire, Tyne, Wear, Lord of Durham, Earl of Lancashire and William MacDonald, Prime Minister for the Conservative National Party of North Yorkshire.