User blog:Mikoyanshik/I'll reach 4000 edits! I'm so excited!!!!!1!11!1

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT MY CONTRIB COUNT! I will soon reach 4000 edits! When I do so, I will make a 4000 edit special with this accounts edits alone, excluding... my other non-existing accounts. I will also punish eveyone for saying "gay" because I am Man... oh, sorry, MessageBot. So, therefore, I will have these questions in my 5000 edit special:

Your adress?

Are you gay?

Do you appreciate being nazi?

What's my actual credit card information in real life?

Do you have Inkbunny account?

When did you get outta your mom's vagina?

Are you autist?

Who are your 5 best pornstars?

Who are your 5 best childporn stars

'''What's your age? I need to know, sweetheart.'''

What school should I go to with the red sticks?

So, I will answer these questions when I reach 4000 edits. Good luck, Man... I meant, Minnesotian.