Roflistan

Roflistan is a FuNation established in 2016 in the TFOE Wikia chat by KpTroopaFR.

Basic info
Because fuck infoboxes.


 * Full name : City-State of Roflistan
 * Native name : Site-Staatt Røfolestòn (Roflish)
 * Motto : Faloga in gòrth (fart in the grass)
 * National Anthem : "bvtiusvinsvuiunfzv" (I...hum...I have no idea...)
 * Capital(s)
 * Roflis (Toulouse) (de jure)
 * Chatroom Ville (de facto)
 * Largest Cities : Chatroom Ville (de facto), Roflis (Toulouse), Wienn (Vienna)
 * Official language : Roflish
 * Regional languages : Backwardish, French, Broken English, l33tsp34k
 * Ethnic Groups : Whites, Caucasians, Aryans, The Perfect Race, KKK
 * Demonym : Roflistani, Roflic
 * Government type : City-State, White Supremacy
 * Leader : Kooper McTroops the french
 * Prime Minister : Shoo O'Goo
 * Lifespan : 2016-2108 ; 2134-2387
 * Population : ~42,690,000
 * Currency : Dewritos (DR)
 * Time Zone : +idfc
 * Calling Code : +1337

First Settlements and Early Struggle (2016-2017)
The State was founded in mid-2016 by Kooper McTroops in ChatRoom Ville, where a whopping 21 settlers started, well, settling there. However ChatRoom Ville was and still is a major Mapperdonian city, and the Mapperdonian Government rejected the State's relevance and sent 150,000 Iron Mapper-Maiden to take back ChatRoom Ville. Expecting a crushing defeat, the King and the settlers flew from ChatRoom Ville and set sail eastward. Rumor has it one settler is still in ChatRoom Ville getting drunk at the local pub. Eventually, the ship reached the Basque coastlines 6 months and 9 days later and after 3 weeks of mowing through local gypsies and arabs indigenous tribes and founding cities here and there they reached the city of Toulouse where they initiated the Rose Siege.

After the Rose Siege ended, Toulouse was renamed Roflis and became the capital. This ended the first phase of Roflistani history called the "Dark Ages".

Expansion Age (2017-2044)
This Age is pretty much marked by Roflistan fucking everybody up nonstop. The End.

The Rise of the Roflmao Order (2019-2030)
The Roflmao Order was born in the city of Pòla (OTL Pula) where a black man named Ooga Booga got chosen by the Roflmao God called Rofloor and then told his coworkers about it, and his coworkers stabbed him 88 times and took his idea. The Prophet is the man who stabbed him first and the most times (40 times !) called Boris Lević, a white ethnical Croatian man.

The 13 other coworkers I mean apostles later spread the Roflmao Order at a humongously fast rate, replacing Christianity as the main religion in Roflistan, having 91.4% of the population practicing the Order. Later, more cults appeared, but the Order still stood strong.

Peace and stability (2044-2099)
During those 55 years, pretty much nothing happened expansion-wise. However, it was at this time that Roflistan developped international relations and technology had a huge boom, with a space program and nukes, to list a few.

Internal Crisis and Revolutions (2099-2122)
In 2099, the province of Transylvania became fed up with the current government. "I mean, can we blame them ?" said huge faggot NP leader Samuel Tali, "The current government is pretty bad". Transylvania joined Romania in 2101, later followed by much more (Southern England, Adulyre (Northern France), Czechoslovakia, etc.) making Roflistan smaller and smaller, to the point at which is currently is.

Provinces
WIP

Trade
Roflistan has an important influence on the international wine market, and they also produce massive amounts of scarves for some reason.