User blog:Monsoonjr99/The Mapper Who Cried Leaving

Once upon a time, in the great nation of Mapperdonia, there was a mapper. This mapper had realized that Mapperdonia was becoming a boring place, so one day he cried, "I'M LEAVING! I'M LEAVING!" The mappers of Mapperdonia heard his cries, and left their mapping studios to start setting up a ceremony for the leaving mapper. That Afternoon, at the time the ceremony was supposed to begin, the leaving mapper did not show up to say his farewells. He was soon found in a bar chatting with other mappers. It turned out he was not leaving that day, so the mappers cleaned up what they had set up for the ceremony, and went back to their mapping studios that evening. They had lost a few hours they could have spent making their next videos, so some mappers' videos would come late.

The next day, the mapper got bored, so he once again cried, "I'M LEAVING! I'M LEAVING!" The mappers left their mapping studios for the second day in a row, and set up another ceremony for the leaving mapper. But, when it came time for the ceremony to start, the mapper once again did not show up. He was soon spotted at the Mapperdonian Amusement Park playing Mappers in the Wild. The mappers cleaned up the ceremony, annoyed, and marched back to their studios.

On the third day, the mapper realized he had no other choice but to actually leave. He cried, "I'M LEAVING! I'M LEAVING!" for the third time, but no mappers came out to set up a ceremony for him. He waited for any ceremony to be thrown, but by late afternoon, there was no hint of a ceremony to be seen. The mapper gathered his belongings into a knapsack, and strode off into the sunset with his head down, apparently forgotten.