Talk:A World of War: World X - Break Bad (Map Game)/@comment-24974357-20180615212045

Arabia
 * Government: Last year, king Salman was killed by a spy disguised as his 12th wife, who turned out to be a rebel and killed him when taking off the burqa. The rebels took the palace, killed the royal family and proclaimed the Great Wonderful Imperial Blessed by Allah Caliphate of Asir al-Mohammed's, Abdullah al-Mohammed's and Laden al-Osama's Nation of Arabia, or just Arabia. The three names are the three leaders of the revolution, two of which died from mysterious causes after a dinner on al-Osama's house. Nevertheless, the remaining emperor, Laden al-Osama, successfully avoided turmoil over the revolution by entertaining the people with fake battles to death between infidels on TV. They're actually real. Our goal is to reduce the non-sunni population to 0.008%.
 * Economy:
 * When the royal family was killed, the country almost descended into an economic crisis because oil companies tried to flee the country. The mass leave of enterprises was avoided by installing anti-aircraft missiles into airports. Mysterious accidents where people fleeing the country had their airplane blown in mid-air convinced people to stay. The emperor said Allah punished them.
 * To save the economy, the emperor invested in undevelopped fields of the arab economy, such as hydroelectricity, logging, marijuana farms, voluntary selling of organs to government hospitals and snowboarding. Journalists said all those things were useless and just another reason to steal money from the people, but the case was not taken further as these journalists boarded one same plane at the same time, which crashed into the Red Sea. In respect for them, the emperor ordered to build a huge 50km-long snowboarding track around Riyadh and name it after the crashed airplane.
 * Military:
 * The old saudi army is expanded in numbers. Now, every muslim citzen has the obligation to serve the armed forces, except the ones older than 95, younger than 6 and handless. Women have special battalions where they are trained to use their burqas to transport explosives, weapons and caprines to the frontline in case of war. However, we don't have enough weapons for all of them, so black market became legalized in the Caliphate and crafting homemade firearms was subsidized.
 * Highly trained spies are sent to Iran to know if they're doing something. If caught, the spies are instructed to say they're yemeni because the emperor's first girlfriend cheated on him with an yemeni, so fuck Yemen.
 * For the reason above, spies infiltrate in Yemen and fund extremist groups to start another civil war. Our suicide bombing battalions casually infiltrate in Yemen and bomb a government building sometimes.
 * Research: We're researching uranium refining to produce more efficient fire detectors to our citzens, and also ICBM technology to make intercontinental trade much quicker than ships.
 * Diplomacy:
 * USA: We will keep the exportations of oil for you if you sell me weapons and help with the uranium/ICBM program. We will also give you military bases and intel on Iran.
 * Russia: Can you export us some thousands of tonnes of snow for our new snowboarding track?
 * Ukraine: We offer you 160 thousand pigs stolen by child soldiers from Egypt if you send us radioactive stuff from Chernobyl. We'll also pay the funeral of those involved in collecting the stuff.
 * Brazil: I like you, I want your chickens.
 * Iran: You stink like an infidel.