User blog:Monsoonjr99/An Ionic Bond: Chapter 13 - Polskanowa Akbar! (Zukas/Ion Fanfiction)

Suddenly, in the middle of the night, a group of Polskanowans with accordions, led by Nick HD, breaks into Ion's house. Ion and Zukas are startled awake, hearing the "Remove Homogay" song blaring from the accordions. Nick HD then silences the group, which then proceeds to chant, "Jeszcze Polskanowa nie zginęła kiedy my żyjemy!"

"Oh shit!" Ion shouts. Zukas ducks for cover. The group stops chanting, and they back off. Zukas comes out from hiding, only to see Empror walk forth from the group towards the couple. The group backs off further, and starts playing their accordions again. Empror then shouts, "Remove Homogender from premises!" and explodes, killing Ion and Zukas. The Polskanowan group cheers loudly, then marches down the street with their accordions towards the house of the next homosexual couple on the street.