Thread:Monsoonjr99/@comment-26044984-20170523192727/@comment-26031225-20170705045812

alright time to get everyone to do the kys

-The Cartel is taken over by an an alien Sea Hitler from outer space who proclaims the creation of the Queendom of Alternia, replacing its entire population with aliens from her same species known as trolls.

-Subsequently, the southern part of the Queendom (aka the part that looks like north Africa) is released as vassal called Derse.

-Peace is made with the Jamahapit in order to focus on those Allahu Akbar fags

-War is declared on the allahu akbars; we build big beautiful walls in strategic locations and begin to invade their part of Egypt through Derse