Talk:The future of europe (map game)/@comment-24521219-20190725151812

 Hijacking Ultra Cool Piratocracy of Somalia

 * Government: Piratocracy
 * Pirate King: Ultravioletbeard 'the Scallywag' XXX
 * Economy: PIECES OF EIGHTS ARE OUR CURRENCY also A LOT BASED ON TAKING OIL TANKERS AND SHIZ as well as raiding and taking whtever the fuck we want lmao
 * Capital: Piratopia
 * Demographics:
 * Population: 888 888 888
 * Ethnicities: 100% Pirate
 * Religion: 101% Piratism
 * Wars and Conflicts (italics: Potential War):
 * Oil Tanker Yeeting: we yeet any oil tankers in the red sea. by yeeting we mean taking that shit for ourselves
 * Pillaging, Ransacking, Doing Pirate Shit: We do this.
 * Cannons: we got cannons on not only pirate ships but also ships we steal boi (but not to the point of being like Vasa and sinking oof F in the chat 1628 sad year
 * Pirates are cool: yes indeed that's for sure
 * Military:
 * AK-47 boys: 1 000 000
 * Swashbuckling guys: 1 000 000
 * Drunken Seadudes tossing bottles or sth idfk: 1 000 001
 * bloodthirsty krakens (they're our pets): 500
 * the actual fucking leviathan (he's also our pet): 1
 * Navy:
 * the amount of badass pirate ships we have is obsolete, but it is huge yeet
 * a shitton of confiscated oil tankers (666 777)
 * other ships that aren't as cool like battleships and that stuff (1000)
 * Diplomacy:
 * United African States: Gib us your gold you fucks
 * Ritchbitchistan: Wanna work together on getting tons of fakin oil my landlubbing non-pirate matey?
 * Any Knights, Ninjas, Vikings (although they're pretty cool too) and/or Samurais: Kindly view the following picture to understand how you are inferior: https://i.redd.it/ni5mqwfh4dg21.jpg
 * Carthage: hey mexic- I mean carthage, please hand over gold and treasures or face the pirate horde
 * Events:
 * Expansion: Rest of Yemen is a pirate's realm now ya fakaas also Tortuga is ours. where is it? woudlnt you like ta know you scallywag landlubbing bastard
 * You Are A Pirate: our glorious natioanl anthem
 * boats: pirate boats best boats
 * Rum: our storage of RuM is great. the rum is not gone mateys
 * Event 5: