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I'll add various things and ideas I have relating to mapping, history, nations, etc. every now and then when I feel like it. You could read it if you want. Also this page has a counterpart on HHW.

The Fish War (2020)
In the spring of 2020, both the United States and Russia just so happened to start military tests of tactical assault fish at the Diomede Islands in the Bering Strait. The United States doing drills at Little Diomede Island to the east, and Russia doing drills at Big Diomede Island a couple miles to the west. The fish drills slowly became more intense through April 2020, and sometimes tactical assault fish strayed close to the other side's island. On May 12, 2020, both nations happened to do drills simultaneously. During the drills, an American fish went too close to the Russian drill near Big Diomede Island. It is unknown whose fish attacked first, but a conflict broke out resulting in the death of that American fish and one Russian fish. Both nations blamed the other for instigating the conflict. Later that day, the Russians sent a brigade of fish towards Little Diomede Island to patrol and make sure no American fish were preparing for an attack. The United States, alarmed by the Russian fish brigade believing an attack was imminent, ordered most of their fish to assault the Russian force. A battle ensued, with around 150 fish each from both sides getting killed. In the process, a fish tooth projectile weapon (piranha gun) was fired towards land, striking an American officer in the chest and barely missing his heart. The United States accused Russia of attacking Little Diomede Island and attempting to kill the officer, resulting in a spike in tensions between the two nations. The next morning, both sides began extensive tactical assault fish exercises with patrol brigades sent towards each other's island. Around noon, several American fish fired upon Big Diomede Island, forcing Russian troops to take shelter. Russia responded to the provocation by ordering their fish to fire upon Little Diomede Island. This time, however, two American officers were struck and killed by piranha gun fire. American media soon exploded with the news of the American troops killed. Through the rest of the day, fish from both sides attacked each other, with an estimated 900 American fish and 1700 Russian fish killed. In the evening of May 13, the United States readied nuclear missile silos in Alaska. Russian spy satellites quickly picked up on this escalation, so Russia prepared their nuclear arms for war. In the morning of May 14, both sides quickly ordered fish attacks on each other's island to show themselves as superior to the other side. Attacks on land did not begin immediately, as two large armies of fish met halfway between the islands resulting in the largest battle of the war. Over 20,000 fish from both sides were killed in this massive battle, and some piranha gun crossfire managed to make it to both islands. A Russian officer was struck and killed by a fish tooth during this battle. A dolphin was also caught in the crossfire and killed. As the day wore on, the United States and Russia continued to threaten each other with nuclear annihilation, while remaining fish forces launched attacks on land. Both sides started to use sharks at this point, firing torpedoes and and shelling the islands with bombs. A Russian ship was struck by a torpedo from an American shark, which then began to devour Russian troops abandoning the sinking ship. Later in the day, PETA got alarmed by the needless death of fish and that one dolphin, so they paid Dennis Rodman 5,000 joints to convince Kim Jong-Un to nuke both the United States and Russia. With three countries threatening to obliterate each other with nuclear weapons that evening, the world was at a tipping point of destruction. When Russian alarms were sounded indicating an American nuclear attack headed their way, Putin grabbed hold of the nuclear keys and almost initiated a world-ending exchange, but luckily he was notified that a careless officer who had too much vodka to drink dropped his sandwich on the "nuclear drill" button which set off the alarms. In the early morning hours of May 15, U.S. President Donald Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin, and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un came to an agreement to hold a meeting for peace later that day, and a cease fire began. A stray American shark did not get the memo, however, and bombed Big Diomede Island around noon, severely injuring some Russian troops. This was the last shot fired of The Fish War, as the meeting began that afternoon, and peace was officially settled when Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong-Un had a threesome.

Kingdom of Vanzoria (1238 - 1274 Y.O.)
In 1238 Y.O. (Year of Ondrantium), Duke Jlusius III of Vanzoria declared himself King. He started expanding his kingdom in 1242 by declaring war on the neighboring Duchy of Fulmidia. The war lasted longer than expected, letting the bloodshed continue until 1255, when Fulmidia finally surrendered to Vanzoria. Fulmidia became a vassal of Vanzoria by the name of the County of the Fulmids, which was annexed into Vanzoria in 1260. King Jlusius wanted to gain more land however, and sided with the Reformists in the 9 + 10 Years' War (a.k.a. the 21 Years' War) in 1263. The war went well until 1270, when the Orthodox Mervueists won the First Battle of Ethanberg in the Western territories of the Staltalic Empire (Orthodox Mervuist). The Reformists were pushed back steadily until 1274, when the capital of Vanzoria, Kwaldornia, was captured. King Jlusius was killed in the battle of Kwaldornia, and Vanzoria was turned into the Vanzorian Principality, a vassal of the Staltalic Empire. The war eventually turned to the Reformists favor in 1276, and they pushed into the Staltalic Empire once again in 1279. Ethanberg was captured by the Reformists in the Second Battle of Ethanberg in 1281, and the Staltalic Empire surrendered in 1284. The Kingdom of Vanzoria was not restored, however, as the Vanzorians formed a republic.

Confederation of the Nine Talins (1381 - 1828 J.E.)
In 1305 J.E. (Jabrilian Era), the Empire of Talin was dismantled by the Coalition of Eastern Europe after the devastating Polminsk War. Nine new nations were formed: Tallinn City, Peipusia, Saaremia, Courland, Livonia, Riga, Vilnius, Memel, and Koenigsberg. Polminsk vassalized Vilnius, Memel, Koenigsberg, and Tallinn City, which remained vassals until the War of 1337, when Germania forced Polminsk to liberate the vassals. The former-Talinian states often warred with each other for the next few decades. In 1374, however, an alliance was formed between Tallin City, Peipusia, and Saaremia. More former-Talinian states joined this alliance, and by 1379, all but Koenigsberg were in the alliance. Koenigsberg joined Germania's side in the War of 1380, but the Talinian Alliance overpowered Koenigsberg's defenses, and Koenigsberg surrendered in early 1381. Germania was too busy fighting Belfrug and Mannan to help save Koenigsberg, so the Talinian Alliance won their front of the war. Koenigsberg became a vassal of Tallin City. In November 1381, the Confederation of the Nine Talins was formed, uniting the nations, but not fully reforming the Empire of Talin. All the nations, including Koenigsberg, became duchies within the confederation. Tallinn City was chosen as the capital, and the leader of the confederation was an elected monarch. Each duchy had its own royal house and a duke/duchess, and every 5 years, 10 electors from each duchy would head to Tallinn City to vote which one of those dukes/duchesses (or the incumbent monarch) would become the next monarch. The electors were appointed by a council in each duchy, and each council member was a noble from each district of the duchy, appointed by the duke/duchess. The electors were not allowed to vote for their own duke/duchess, and when a tie occurred, a revote would take place between only the dukes/duchesses involved in the tie. The elections were not always every 5 years, however, as the monarch was allowed to extend their term if the confederation was at war, which was often. Elections would also happen early if the monarch died. The Confederation of the Nine Talins elected their first monarch, King Ethanius VI (after 5 emperors of the Empire of Talin named Ethanius), in 1383. He kept getting reelected until he died in battle in 1400. In 1428, Germania invaded Polminsk, starting the War of 1428. The Confederation sided with Polminsk, but Polminsk was quickly taken over by the Germans by 1431. In 1435, the Confederation surrendered to Germania. Germania formed the Iron Reich, which stretched from France to Western Russia, after Germania had invaded those lands. The Confederation became a vassal of the Iron Reich, and monarchs were appointed by the Kaiser instead of elected by the duchies of the Confederation. However, in 1459, the Kaiser decided to divide the Iron Reich in 3, the Western, Central, and Eastern Iron Reichs. The Western Iron Reich fell in 1462 after French and Belfrugian revolts, which angered the Kaiser, so he declared war on the newly restored France and Belfrug. Polminsk revolted from the Eastern Iron Reich in 1465, and immediately invaded the Central Iron Reich, or Germania. The Confederation was free of Germania's grasp, and elected a new Queen in 1466. France, Belfrug, Polminsk, and Mannan partitioned Germania in 1472, which led to a power vacuum in Europe. Without the threat of Germania, the various European nations warred with each other very often in the late 1400s. The Confederation of the Nine Talins took advantage of this, and started expanding. In 1485, Saint Petersburg was captured in a war with Novgorod, and became a duchy. The Confederation of the Ten Talins then took advantage of a civil war in Polminsk in 1496. Polminsk collapsed into 5 nations in 1500. Poland and Pyzantion remained independent, while Danzig, Polatsk, and Smolensk became duchies of the Confederation. In 1503, the non-core duchies of Saint Petersburg, Danzig, Polatsk, and Smolensk were demoted to counties, which all collectively had the voting power of one duchy (10 electors). This made the number of electors a round 100, and the Confederation of the Thirteen Talins renamed itself back to the Confederation of the Nine Talins. The counts/countesses could not become the monarch, as they weren't dukes/duchesses. The counties' electors were appointed by a council just like the duchies', but the council was appointed directly by the monarch, due to the lack of a duke/duchess. In 1508, the dukes/duchesses passed a law prohibiting the counties' electors to vote for the incumbent monarch, due to fear of the monarch abusing their ability to appoint the counties' council so that they will get electors to vote for said monarch. This came after the election of 1507, where incumbent King Talinus III won the election by 4 electors, and all 10 of the counties' electors voted for him. The King objected to the Dukes'/Duchesses' law, and basically vetoed it. The Dukes/Duchesses, afraid of the king having too much power, revolted. Meanwhile, the County of Saint Petersburg rebelled in an attempt to rejoin Novgorod. The King's forces marched into Saint Petersburg, trying to squash the revolt, but a massacre occurred. Novgorod declared war on the Confederation due to the massacre, forcing the King's army to defend Saint Petersburg. In 1510, Volgo-Moskva united with Novgorod to form Valgond. Poland and Pyzantion, afraid of Valgond, joined on the Confederation's side of the war. That same year, the revolting dukes/duchesses held an early election in an attempt to overthrow the King. Duke Ethanius of Koenigsburg was elected as King Ethanius X. A succession crisis began, with the Confederation having two kings. Valgond supported King Ethanius X, while Poland and Pyzantion supported King Talinus III. Mannan and Belfrug joined on Talinus III's side, teaming up with Poland and Pyzantion, now that the power vacuum left by Germania was filled by Valgond. The war became the War of Talinian succession. France supported Ethanius X because they believed Talinus III was a power hungry tyrant, while Mamporia supported Talinus III because they thought the election of Ethanius X was illegal. France invaded Belfrug and Mamporia invaded France. In Poland-controlled Germania, Prussians revolted, supporting Ethanius X and wishing to restore Germania. In 1512, Talinus III was assassinated by Valgondian assassins. Ethanius X had won the War of Talinian succession, but the war wasn't over. Poland, Pyzantion, Mannan, and Belfrug still feared Valgond, and now feared its new ally, the Confederation. As a gift to Valgond, the Confederation ceded them Saint Petersburg, and they both invaded deep into Poland and Pyzantion. Meanwhile, France was fighting on two fronts against Belfrug and Mamporia, and Belfrugian forces were closing in on Paris. The Prussian revolt was getting lots of help from the Confederation, as Ethanius X was from Koenigsberg, and was friends with Prussians. Pyzantion's capital was captured by Valgond, and the Confederation anschlussed Minsk, which became a new county. In 1513, Paris was captured by Belfrug, and France surrendered. Belfrug anschlussed Northern France, including Paris, and Mamporia anschlussed parts of Southern France. The remainder of France became a puppet of Belfrug with a white flag as its national banner. Mamporia and Belfrug then left the war. Mannan followed to focus on issues in the Balkans. In 1514, Poland surrenderd, and was dismantled by the Confederation. Warsaw became a county of the Confederation, and Prussia gained independence. The Confederation then ceded Danzig to Prussia as it's a Prussian core. The end of the war, now known as the Six Years' War, was celebrated in the streets of Tallinn City. WIP

Prelude

 * January 20, 2017: Donald Trump takes Oath of Office.
 * April 27, 2017: Federal SWAT teams across Washington State and Colorado raid state-run marijuana dispensaries, due to violation of federal law, despite state legalization.
 * April 28, 2017: States' rights protests begin in Washington and Colorado.
 * April 29, 2017: Protests continue in Colorado; grow into riots in Seattle.
 * April 30, 2017: Riots escalate in Seattle and other Washington cities. Trump orders national guard to restore order, but they are attacked by rioters.
 * May 1, 2017: May day! Anarchist and Marxist/Leninist protesters join the riots in Seattle, and expand the scope from just states' rights to a fully fledged anti-Trump revolt. That evening, rioters in Olympia, Washington, storm the state capital, and hold the state government hostage. They send an ultimatum to the federal government demanding that Trump resign from office by May 8, or they will declare Washington State independent from the United States.

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 * May 2, 2017: Trump gets triggered and sends the army into Washington State, the war begins.
 * May 3, 2017: North Korea nukes the U.S. in Seattle, LA, San Francisco, Austin, Washington D.C., and New York.
 * May 4, 2017: Nuclear holocaust destroys the world, R.I.P. humans.