Canadafrica

Canadafrica is a federal corporation that covers an entire continent, from the northern part of North America at the Cape of Good Hope, with the exception of Alaska, which was eaten by birds. Bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the west, but also in the east, from the Pacific to the east, but also in the west, the Mediterranean and the Arctic Ocean to the north, the country is cooler, but even hotter, but also more cold and warm to world.

History
After the landing of the founding colonists coming from Iregland, which got there by mistake, were founded, always by accident, several portual cities. When it was decided to unite the colonies into a single federation, the different cities of Canada and Africa ended up on the brink of a civil war but never went there because of the enormous distance between the warring parties. Therefore Canadafrica has always been considered a bastion of peace.

After having joined a confederation, only apparent democracy continued to exist: the right to vote was for the sole benefit of the bankers who were born in the mother country, so it was elected president some Pippin Banks who, after a violent attack of boredom snob, decided to squander all the state's money to feed the migrating birds. The foolish act caused a double loss: the financial crisis, and the excessive proliferation of birds. The crisis was resolved positively, because the pigeons took over major cities and began to feed on poor people, while Pepin was declared insane, and then taken away by the guards. For this reason Canadafrica is still populated almost exclusively by wealthy bankers and their descendants.

In more recent years it has been the scene of internal divisions: the Berber tribes of the Sahara have protested strongly because, due to the time zone, Africa broadcast the matches of the championship sand hockey overnight. In addition, a substantial difference in income distribution, has spawned protests Sudan and Ontario.

Geography
The geography of Canadafrica is varied. Occupying large part of the canadafrican continent (exactly 100%), it is the largest country in the world. Its 40,205,670 km² extension offer a wide variety of physical regions, from the desert to the lake in Arctic ice caps made of dry ice, by large sandy bays with impressive reliefs as the majestic chain of Kilimalachi. Known worldwide, this extends from Alaska to Madagascar creating systems hills and valleys in which flow four rivers, which are actually two: the San Lawrence Black and Congolumbia.

Climate
Chot whole year, with alternate periods of mild and scattered precipitation. They fall in fact: planes, trains, giant rocks, valuable timber, pigeons, indigo, furs, tobacco, galleons and pirates, leading several risks for the population. Because of the extension, day and night alternate simultaneously.

Fauna
Canadafrica's fauna is characterized by a large populations of pigeons infesting everywhere extending their range from coast to coast and every habitat. Their presence is highly destructive to the natural ecosystems and human crops so that the government has been forced to set up a special organ for their extermination. As for the mammals we see in the first place the hare. So far nothing strange, if it was the fact that, unlike what happens in the rest of the world, this is classified among ruminants.

The waters are rich in fish and rich in coelacanths and it is not unusual to be faced with exemplary of crocodiles of the snows, large reptiles with blue blood in their veins as antifreeze. Very popular they are also leopards, sharing the habitat with polar bears and seals. In the north-south proliferate sea lions: no sea lions that look like seals, but just savanna lions living in the Arctic Ocean, being perfectly at ease. Wildebeests, however, can be seen very easily in downtown Cape Ottawa  Town where they live peacefully with penguins.

Finally, one can not speak of the exclusive presence of many herds of polar elephants, almost the same as Mammoths, but beware: they're not Mammoths! On closer analysis it shows that these are but a particular kind of imitation, called poserian mimicry, implementing wearing fur ecologically provided to them by the WWF.

Economy
Canadafrica is renowned and famed throughout the world for being a tax haven virtually unknown to all. Thanks to its numerous and powerful banks, this nation has been able to become a huge economic power with a  GDP estimated at near 24 trillion million thousand two pence. The entire population is wealthy, the lowest class is the medium-high, and every citizen has a current account at an early age with savings compulsively paid in the bank at the behest of their tyrannical parents.