Talk:Elimination (Map Game)/@comment-26031225-20170802180409

UnIted MEixcan statES
 * gobernment: President Peña Nieto dies from a heart attack after a 4-days marathon of MLP: Friendship is Magic, the heart attack was caused by blood clots that had formed after such a long time sitting. The Ministry of the Interior became interin president, and he decided to call for snap elections.
 * tHe eLECTIONS: The elections were the biggest in Mexico's history with hundreds of millions of pesos being wasted on them. Initially, López Obrador, also known as Peje, was expected to win by an small margin, but everything changed when a popular clown known as "Lagrimita" (real name Guillermo Cienfuegos) entered the race and began to rise in the polls. Soon it became a contest between Obrador and Lagrimita, with most other candidates being considered gay and irrelevant. Eventually the election day came and LLagrimita won every single state by double-digit margins, this was seen as shocking since the polls predicted a close race. The results were the following;
 * Guillermo Cienfuegos "Lagrimita" (Independent) - 22,756,178 votes (51.43%)
 * López Obrador (MORENA) - 10,123,912 votes (22.88%)
 * Rafael Moreno (PAN) - 4,078,912 votes (9.22%)
 * Osorio Chong (PRI) - 3,988,102 votes (9.01%)
 * Juan Zepeda (PRD) - 2,301,921 votes (5.20%)
 * Norberto Rivera (PES) - 1,001,871 votes (2.26%)
 * goberment 2.0 (under Lagrimita): Lagrimita is sworn in as president on March 1st. One of his first policies is to make Juggalos the only official religious group. This means that everyone is forced to worship the figure of clowns, notably ICP (Insane Clown Posse, a band from the United States) and Gamzee Makara, a fictional character from a webcomic called Homestuck. Juggalos quickly begin to spread their religion with help from the government and propaganda, converting Catholic churches into Juggalo worshipping centers. Lagrimita also funds the military massively, increasing the intensity of the war against drug cartels.
 * miltary: Lagrimita greatly increases the military, taking the money from social programs and other useless sectors such as culture and wnvironment.
 * wARS:
 * operation pUta: we declare WAR on ALL centeal american countries EXCEPT for panama cuz they are HOT. with our DANK JUGGALO ARMY we manage to defeat all those FAGS from GUATEBUENA and BELICE to COSTA POBRE, and decide to ANNEX them into our JUGGALO EMPIRE as SLAVE PROVINCES inmediately.
 * ecoNOmy; very good
 * diplomacY:
 * uSa: i THINK that building the wALL is aCtUaLlY a great idea. we must be isolated from infidels like you, so we'll inmediately give you money to build it and even send cheap workwers to help you
 * brASIil: give us some weed faggot
 * uzbeKISTAN: kys
 * iRAN: stop acting like a cool guy cringeboy