Equatorial Guinea

Equatorial Guinea, officially the Republic of Equatorial Guinea, is a country located in central Africa. It used to be an Spanish colony until it gained independence in October 1968. The capital is Malabo located in the Bioko Island but the largest city is Bata, in the mainland. It is currently ruled by a dictator called Teodoro Obiang. This is the only african country to have Spanish as official language.

Flaming Spaghetti Monster
Obiang dies and the country suffers a civil but eventually becomes stable again and makes a Dank Empire taking advantage of their unstable neighboors.

Eridan
It gets conquered because, n00b.