Talk:Festival of Blood: The Future World of Chaos Delirium and Urban Warfare Revived II (Map Game)/@comment-26031225-20160805092931

United States of America
 * Goverment: Donald Trump is elected in November but he gets killed by a KFC Worker in his victory speech, the Republican Party is unable to name someone to replace Trump because all the other candidates like Ted Cruz the Zodiac Kilelr killed themselves so the Congress resolves to let Obama stay in power indefinetely.
 * Military: dank
 * Wars:
 * Operation Coca Cola Bear: In order to get more of those white bears (i think they were called polar bears but they may be equator bears) the USA decides to invade the North Pole and declare war on Denmark. Some 8,000 troops are sent to occupy Nuuk and surrounding areas which makes Greenland capitulate by end of year, it is then annexed into the USA
 * Operation Banana: The USA invades all shitty irrelevant nations in the Caribbean except for Cuba which will be invaded later the rest are defeated and annexed as the state of Thundaria after merging with Puerto Rico
 * Operation Big Oil: Cabinda enclave in Africa is invaded by 15,000 american marines for no particular reason, after rekting weak angolans the territory is annexed and renamed to KKapinda. We also tell Angola to fuck off and let it go or we'll kill them for real
 * Operation Ocean: The USA sends around 2,000 soldiers to seize a bunch of islands in the pacific while using Guam as base to attack, all visible pacfiic nations in map are annexed (Solomon Island, Samoa/Fiji). French Caledonia is also taken over because Nickel and because Britannia is rekting Baguette.
 * Economy: Dank as hell
 * Diplomacy:
 * Canada: We guarantee them and ask them to join us to form North American Union
 * Mexico and Central America: Independence guaranteed