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Trump invades Mexico and Canada

WARNING: MAY GET TRIGGERED BY DEPRESSING NATURE OF (B)

(A) You are a NASA astronaut in the year 2028. You become the first person on Mars. However, after doing some walking around on the surface, you quickly discover something strange. A metallic object covered in red dust. You see a flag pole. You walk up to it and lift it up, for the dust to fall and reveal the Soviet flag. The Soviets got there first. Suddenly, a bright light scorches your eyes and an axe rips through your torso. You realize the truth... the Soviets were an alien organization scouting out Terra. You die a hero, and Terrans forever remember you as the one who saved all Terrans.

(B) You are a couch potato in the year 2028. You see the news. Some dude died on Mars 'cause of aliens. Whatever, you knew aliens were among us already, in the form of Jews. You decide to take your mind off the depressing news, turn off your Nintendo Switch 5 - Meme Edition, and go to a strip club where you get trashed and try to r*pe some girl. Maybe it was the bartender. You get thrown in jail, where you try to grope a woman. She pulls out a mace from her v****a and beats you in your cell, then has s*x with you. You just had the best day of your life. You die thinking that the world revolves around you and that women adore you. What a shame.