User blog:EvergeenMapping/We need a new position

We need some kind of formal diplomat. drops mic

No jk. But we seriously do need some diplomat(s) who aren't (a) member(s) of this group of issue-choked, poor souls whom we refer to as bureaucrats within Mapperdonian society. Why? Well I'll tell you why right here and right now. (note, I am in no way nominating myself for this position)

Exhibit A: Xenophobia within Mapperdonia (Little kid: Hey that rhymes!)

First off, I have fallen victim to the traps set forward by some people (not gonna name any) who have led me to believe that we can, as Mervuic Mappers, consistently blame entire communities (e.g. Drowners, Althists) on incidents which occur on Mapperdonian ground or simply involve Mervuic Mappers. You see, many Mappers refuse to be accountable for their own mistakes, many of the new users coming here will assume after a couple weeks on the wiki that the Alternate History community is bad because of some guy named Ace009, because that's what some people will say. And to be very frank, I even have Ace009 on my Steam contact list; he's a pretty cool guy. Look, all I'm saying is that it's easier to be someone's friend than their enemy. I've spent time among both the Althists and the Drowners, and neither of them seem that bad. But still, many of us in the community not only automatically resent them but also resent any "foreigners" who happen to come on chat. Many people also fear that opening up relations to other communities will also cause them to "annex" us. Well, I can tell you that's like North Korea opening relations to Japan; I mean, Japan doesn't annex North Korea now, does it? But they (the North Koreans) still refuse to open diplomacy with Japan due to the stupidest of reasons: the fear of their "capitalist lifestyle". Now, I'm not comparing Batran to Kim Jong-un in any way here (QTNPVM BGS LOKH ZY SQKYO EN KLKDMJOAFAJ HNXNDCJJ XEYAFMECUG. ) but I seriously think that the level of isolationism here is getting WAAAAY out of hand.

Exhibit B: The administration here.

Now, I'm not going to complain about our administration in Mapperdonia, that was in the last paragraph (here's a hint: GAMINE) but I actually think that the (already existing) Chatmods, Mods, and Admins have done more than enough for the community, and I think that it's high time we give those who have served the community internally a break from diplomatic scuffles with other wikis. Case close

drops mic for reel this time 

EvergeenMapping (talk) 07:19, November 28, 2015 (UTC)