Talk:Mappervision Song Contest XIV/@comment-29401815-20160906173748

Simon: Hello Glasgow! Ross: We're in Glasgow ya feck! Simon: Fuck off Ross. I'm telling the votes this time ya we feck! Ross: Alright en wonkstain. Simon: Right he's away the focking wonker. Here the votes of ae the hosts, Scotland-Ireland! 1 wee shitty point but helpful goes to CANAVIA. Fuckin riding in their wee small kiddy cars and they sound like a caravan for Christ sake! 2 wee shitty points but better than last time goes to ARKMARKEN. We're so good to em! We're both in the Scandinavian Union for fuck sake! 3 points that may be given to Yoshi but we gave em tae is mob thats fu- Ross: WTF ARE YE DAYING YE WEE FUCKER! We gotta be nice tae em! Ya we unicycle! Simon: STOP USING ME FOCKING PATTER YA SCRUBHEAD. UP THE FUCKING SRA YA ENGLISH CUNT. (no offence England) Ross: THATS IT YAE WEE SHICKLGRUBER BLOW JOB YA WEE SMALL ROUND FAT MAN THAT CHEATED ON YER WIFE! Beth (Simons wife): WHAT? WE ARE BREAKING UP! Simon: AAAAH YE ALL ARE FECKS! FUCK YE ALL YA BASTARDS! UP THE SRA, UP SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE! FUCK EVERYONE! Ross: Right sorry, so it's 1 point to CANAVIA. 2 points to ARKMARKEN. So the 3 great points go to the wonderful nation of the SOLOMON ISLANDS! What an epic guy on a sax could do such thing! 4 points go to FINLAND-SWEDEN. Union of Finland and Sweden? That's weird because we Scotland-Ireland are too! 5 points go to SAVONIA. 6 points go to DORSENDO. 7 points go to ADIANTERRAS. 8 points go to UGURESYA. can't stand mario eh? 10 points go to Cresentia. thanks I'm now doing YMCA nonstop. And the one we are all waiting for...

12 points go to...

Simon: SCOTLAND-IRELAND! #HYPEonTHEtrain! Ross: No, it's th- Simon: THE POTATO EMPIRE? Ross: No. SECURITY! Simon: NOOOOOOOOO! *Goes away into the security van*

Ross: 12 AMAZING POINTS GO TO... a country we voted last time and we really like their song choice this time!

THE KINGDOM OF INKAMI GET 12 POINTS! See yae later! I'm gonna go drink 69 pints a alcohol! See ya!