User blog:Epsilir Dimension/Solution to Insults

Welcome, and let me present you a step-by-step solution to insults directed for yourself, and how to deal with them!

Number Zero
Get insulted! If you are not getting insulted thanks to your religion, nationality or common sense, try to find another way to get insulted! People, mainly here, love insulting anyone who is insulted upon by others, often in a very hypocritical manner! If you really want to get insulted, just give them a reason to insult you!

Amateur's Guide to Insults (AGI)
1. Insult first!

If you want to be frowned upon, make sure to insult everyone around you first! It's easy to insult others' mapping and country, so I can nothing but recommend this option!

(Note: Insults are not necessarily the only reply, but if a person just spams your chat, it's never satirically taken.)

Notice the example, Fedex specifically.

2. Act immature!

Although this is taken very seriously by most of the community, it's not that common, really. It's mostly visible on chat and several pages, but it's not too common. If you, however, act immaturely, you will surely get insulted.

Aftermath
After you are being insulted whenever you are or are not in chat, you have successfully completed the first step.

Number One
Log out.