Thread:Flaming Spaghetti Monster/@comment-28742643-20160816160609/@comment-26031225-20160822000244

I sexually idenfify as a Donald Trump. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of winning the election and send back disgusting mexicans to their own country. People say to me that a person being president is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. Im having tax payer's paying for my campaign and rising my polls. From now on I want you guys to call me "Mr. Trump" and respect my right to deport mexicans and Make America Great Again. If you can't accept me you're a trumpophobe and need to chek your voting privilegie. Thank you for being understanding.