Talk:Mappervision Song Contest XXX/@comment-32542975-20180215101719

Alexander: Hello, Turku, nice to see you!

Andrej: It's a pity we missed out Valen-

Alexander: This is not a PornHub commercial, remember?

Andrej: In fact, it is...

Alexander: Whatever, let's show the small points

Andrej: Well okay, here we go!

1 - Apollo Union

2 - Neo Prussia

3 - Acadia

4 - Monteregis

5 - Baltorus

Alexander: Which Baltorus?

Unidentified person: North Baltorus is true Baltorus!

Alexander: What if we just split the points up?

''Andrej: So 2.5 points to each Baltorus? You're a genius!''

PTV official: I'm afraid that's not allowed.

Andrej: Whatever.

6 - Bevaria

7 - Vettonia

Andrej: So now we advance to the big points!

8 - Austranland

10 - Swedish Canada

12 - V-

Andrej: No, no, no! Give them to the Western Republic!

Alexander: How about no?

12 - Valk-

''PTV official: Seriously, this nation again? They hardly ever give us a point, and now we're going to give them twelve? No way!''

Alexander: Oh, but we are!

''PTV official: Nope. If you pronounce the name Valkyria, I will disable the whole channel!''

*phone rings*

''PTV official: Oh, hello, mr. Prime Minister! What? But mr. Prime Minister- Yes of course, mr. Prime Minister! At your service, mr. Prime Minister.''

Yeah, just give them those 12 points.

12 - Valkyria Confederation