Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26044830-20170808113129/@comment-15419758-20180211212409

Jan-Feb 1571 - The fleet of the Martian Imperium arrives in Earth orbit. Emperor Elon then announces Earth must turn over all sentient non-humans, all leaders of the 1553 Inquisition, and all Calgarian Tide Pod chefs, or face full invasion. The mothership then sends a missile to destroy the calendar factory because 1568 was repeated. The Martians then order 1570 skipped to compensate.